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what do we want
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nothing 64 22.70%
no quid pro quo 63 22.34%
it all 44 15.60%
YTURMP 111 39.36%
Total: 206 votes
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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

When I was a kid my extremely boomer dad would sing in the car alot and would sing the chorus of Africa as "I caught the AIDS down in Africa", which me being a kid I thought were the real lyrics and wandered around singing when I heard the song.

You've already posted this story and it's not even about pittsburgh.

Do better.

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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





thinkin bout that putin

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/USA_Polling/status/1499107484237193218

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

CODChimera posted:

what's happening with the war? legit no idea anymore

3-3-2022:

* Russian and Ukrainian delegations met again in Belarus for a second round of talks; Ukraine will demand to be able to set up humanitarian corridors to allow civilians to escape the conflict. Tass, the Russian news agency, accused Ukrainian fighters of not allowing women and children to leave the eastern city of Mariupol through just such a route. The city’s deputy mayor said civilians have been unable to leave due to the ceaseless shelling.

* The mayor of Kyiv, Vitali Klitschko, said that the situation is “difficult” but that the capital remains under Ukrainian control. Four large explosions were reported overnight, though their impact is not yet known. A long column of Russian weaponry remains “stalled” outside the city, according to American intelligence. Kherson, a strategic port by the Black Sea, became the first regional capital to fall to Russian forces.

* Volodymyr Zelensky, Ukraine’s president, released a video in which he reiterated the country’s commitment to resisting the occupying force. “Wherever they go, they will be destroyed,” he said. Russia admitted that almost 500 of its soldiers have been killed in the invasion; Mr Zelensky claimed the real number to be 9,000. More than 2,000 civilians are believed to have perished in Ukraine so far. The UN reckons 1m people have fled.

* The Polish government said it would increase its defence spending to 3% of GDP in 2023, exceeding the 2% NATO target which ensures the alliance’s military readiness. Poland has welcomed more than 500,000 people fleeing Ukraine. Elsewhere Georgia’s prime minister signed the country’s application to join the EU, two days after President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine had submitted his.

* Rating agencies Moody’s and Fitch downgraded Russia’s credit-rating to “junk” status in response to the sanctions imposed by the West. Meanwhile the White House said it would impose export controls on certain oil-refining technology to Russia. The West has yet to bar energy imports from Russia for fear of disrupting supply, though “nothing is off the table”, said President Joe Biden. The price of a barrel of Brent crude hit $118—24% higher than before the invasion.

* Russian authorities continued to arrest those who protest against the war. More than 7,000 people have been detained in the past week, according to an independent monitor. The government has restricted access to much of the country’s liberal media and lawmakers are preparing a bill that will punish the publication of “fake news” concerning military action with up to 15 years in prison. Meanwhile the education ministry broadcast a lesson on national television to teach children “why the liberation mission in Ukraine is a necessity”.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Asproigerosis posted:

You've already posted this story and it's not even about pittsburgh.

Do better.

Go play with some magnets, mother fucker

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


trump will never spend a single second in court, let alone jail.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I'm glad that now that Kim Kardashian is officially, legally single, Kanye will lighten up and stop threatening to kill Pete Davidson.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



Lmao. Putin would "put in" the fuckin czar if he could

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

oh nice one of The Three Amagas.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

You're 53 years old Greg. You don't 'remember' poo poo about WW2.

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1499423256251703296

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



I'm not on smoko, so leave me alone. :(

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War


everything is so loving stupid.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Bethamphetamine posted:

You're 53 years old Greg. You don't 'remember' poo poo about WW2.

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1499423256251703296

they have a foreign legion, get over there greg

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

I think giving weapons to people who are specifically against the war may not be the best idea going forward.


idk tho this seems lik a convenient way to get rid of them all in one shot and deplete enemy supplies. Just send them running through minefields or at enemy defences or into chokepoints and dangerous environments. They don’t even need to be armed.

could also jury rig remote detonated collars and have living grenades

I dont think sincerely conscripting them as soldiers is what’s happening here

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/TPM/status/1499431693123559428

light treason

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1499434644974018583

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1499430853419708417

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010


it's so funny

my 1 Russian stock has been sitting at like -15% ever since its last trading day some time last week, and now i can't touch it or do anything with it

it ain't getting unfrozen any time soon

life under sanctions, babby!!

:coolspot:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

RIP cumshitter

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



'We are legion' is the lamest fantasy poo poo lol.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

tfw probably one of the few posters on this subforum that have personally been sanctioned by the US government

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Mild coup

https://mobile.twitter.com/costareports/status/1499420671180517376

Full quote, but lol if Garland does anything. He’s a feckless moron.

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

lmfao

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Glumwheels posted:

Mild coup

https://mobile.twitter.com/costareports/status/1499420671180517376

Full quote, but lol if Garland does anything. He’s a feckless moron.

The mad lads did it. Mueller 2.0

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


It won't happen but if they put trump on trial some nazis would try to kill the judge and prosecutor i bet
Guess it depends on how much the fbi helps

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Everyone has known since day one that there were bigly crimes committed because Trump did them right in front of us, said "I did the crimes," and didn't try to hide them in any way.

Either prosecute or shut the gently caress up already, they aren't gonna sway public opinion in any direction. Not a single Republican voter who was completely fine with storming the Capitol and hanging Nancy Pelosi from a light pole is suddenly going to change his mind because of official papers talking about it. The battle lines were drawn a long time ago.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

MTG late for an appointment to take a dump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsmHdDn0Ofo

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD3PjSMgJB0

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Man Musk posted:

MTG late for an appointment to take a dump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsmHdDn0Ofo

omg I'm falling asleep and accidentally played this. scared the poo poo out of me

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Bethamphetamine posted:

I'm glad that now that Kim Kardashian is officially, legally single, Kanye will lighten up and stop threatening to kill Pete Davidson.

he made a video about kililng pete davidson so I'm not sure it's working

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


UFOTacoMan posted:

he made a video about kililng pete davidson so I'm not sure it's working

Everyone wants to kill pete davidson big deal

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

UFOTacoMan posted:

he made a video about kililng pete davidson so I'm not sure it's working

A music video specifically but still pretty morbid.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/moonyeyed/status/1499269594426769408?s=21

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Ask the Indian dude about what Modi is doing and saying about Muslims. Let’s see his head explode.

Modi sucks

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Which Cum Town episode is this

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Hatebag posted:

It won't happen but if they put trump on trial some nazis would try to kill the judge and prosecutor i bet
Guess it depends on how much the fbi helps

He'll say those magic words and there will be a spontaneous uprising by all the PATRIOTS

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



just thinkin about thos free holes

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