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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I think we can all agree that there's no worse poster in pyf than this idiot

edit: wait hang on I hosed this up

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Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

flavor.flv posted:

I think we can all agree that there's no worse poster in pyf than this idiot

edit: wait hang on I hosed this up

Come on, how do you gently caress up the joke?!

LMFTFY:

"The worst PYF is obviously this dickhead"

edit: gently caress.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

freeedr posted:

I never read usernames so I never know who is posting unless that are really terrible posters. I used to recognize PCOS Bill posting. Then I noticed Jerry Cotton’s tiresome poo poo. Now I’m starting to remember the guy that was quadrupling down on defending British food that is dumb as a loving rock but thinks he is right all the time. The people he responds to aren’t even being earnest usually.

I mean, I’m not smart either, but hooo wee that guy is a rough read

i think there might still be some threads in pyf that haven't had the same six goons talk about their views of british food in

the racoon thread seems clear, last i checked

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I like beans with breakfast, and I'm never gonna shut up about it :colbert:

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

I do love that you can go to almost any thread in PYF and say something like "waffles or French toast" and it has the same effect as quickly tossing a Scarecrow Fear Toxin grenade into a room full of people sharing photos of cats

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

thecluckmeme posted:

"waffles or French toast"

You fool.

You poor, sad, goddamn idiot.

The answer is right there and you refuse to see it.

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


Captain Hygiene posted:

I like beans with breakfast, and I'm never gonna shut up about it :colbert:

This is acceptable if they're refried beans with migas or something similar, but aside from that beans are not a breakfast food.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Yes that certainly explains why beans and legumes are common breakfast foods worldwide

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

You fool.

You poor, sad, goddamn idiot.

The answer is right there and you refuse to see it.

:sickos:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Khizan posted:

This is acceptable if they're refried beans with migas or something similar, but aside from that beans are not a breakfast food.

Nope, straight up baked beans. They're the perfect breakfast addition. After all these years on the forums, this is the hill I'm finally willing to die on

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
Sweet beans are foul. Savory beans may be eaten with any meal.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

fool of sound posted:

Sweet beans are foul. Savory beans may be eaten with any meal.

Jelly Belly just put you on a list

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:blyat:

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Putin appears to be morphing into Alfred Hitchcock:


Mozi posted:

you are looking at Bigger Puutin, his clone

Mistle posted:

Vladimir Putin?


More like Putin on another chin :hmbol:

Olewithmilk posted:

Fatty-mir Pudding

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Putin ate the Ritz

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

sweet beans are made of these

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

sweet beans are made of these

thinkin', abouuuuuut, thos beeeaaaaaans

thinkin', abouuuuuuuut. thos beeeeeeaaaaaansss

thinkin, abouuuuuuuuuut, thos beeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans, beee--eee--eans on toaaaaaaassssttttt

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



RFC2324 posted:

I keep hearing about British food poster, and am honestly really hoping to see him in the wild one day.

I love meltdowns over bizarre poo poo

look into a mirror and say marmite 3 times

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

cock hero flux posted:

look into a mirror and say marmite 3 times

the horror

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

cock hero flux posted:

look into a mirror and say marmite 3 times

Not even if all the cool kids and the pretty girl I have a crush on at the party are daring me to do it.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015



Hilario Baldness posted:

Gotta carry that thing a few miles to meet up with a girl and talk to her for a bit

Tunicate posted:

'be mine'

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

You fool.

You poor, sad, goddamn idiot.

The answer is right there and you refuse to see it.

Which one is on top?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Let's Play! › Let's Play: Punh Out!

evilbananamann posted:

Yo yo, homies~! I am here to bring you guys an awesome camcorder (No I'm not serious) LP of Punch Out!. So check this poo poo out, rate, jerk off, and wait for my next video.

I'm awesome

This LP will take us through the career of Little Mac, a brawler from Brooklyn, NY. The ultimate goal here is to get to Mike Tyson Mr Dream. Contrary to popular belief Mike Tyson was not taken from the billing because of his RAEP. On February 11, 1990 Tyson lost the Heavyweight title to Buster Douglas. In August of 1990 Tyson's name was taken from the billing. So what to expect here? Sub-par commentary, lovely video, and a quite decent run of Punch-Out!

EDIT

Fix'd the audio levels in the first video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQDJ1LwwmmU

For the next part I will be fighting Piston Honda and Don Flamenco.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

and Barbie: Arkham Asylum
may need archives

PersonMan posted:

Actually I was thinking of a different kind of thing.

WELCOME TO THE NEW THREAD


Let's Play Mystery Game! With PersonMan!



You can already tell it's going to be good.



Yes, it's Barbie Magic Genie Adventure for the Gameboy Color!



a fancy little tea party



For the tea I guess...



Powerless!









Collected.



Alright, where to Goons?

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I thought the barbie one would go somewhere but skimming the first page of his posts it sure doesn't seem to. What a waste, who even came up with personman?

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


lol

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


sexpig by night posted:



She's right! Give me ONE good reason Dostoevsky hasn't denounced Putin's invasion! I'm sick of these academics hiding in their ivory towers and ignoring the real issues!

Zero_Grade posted:

The Idiot on Social Media

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Brandfarlig posted:

counterpoint: all of the chainprobes I know of were funny

my favorite chainprobe was this:

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
(a pyf derail about place names)

Imagined posted:

There's also an Achilles, Oklahoma, pronounced "Atch-lee".

Montague Tigg posted:

nuke it from orbit

Knormal posted:

That won't work, you have to bulldoze one specific street on the south side of town.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Brawnfire posted:

The approachable, girl-next-door type.

Y'know, red hair, freckles.

Rail thin. Massive breasts. Pouty lips. Doe eyes.

Fashion model. Puts out.

My girlfriend. I'm Spider-Man. I'm... I could be... Spider-Man.... :smith:




TinTower posted:

Start with her posture, in my opinion.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



im spidermans moose knuckle

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Moose Knuckle totally sounds like a Newspaper Spider-Man villain

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Or Dick Tracy.

:thejoke:

Marcade has a new favorite as of 18:21 on Mar 4, 2022

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
A moose knuckle is already a dick tracing

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Captain Hygiene posted:

Moose Knuckle totally sounds like a Newspaper Spider-Man villain

Marcade posted:

Or Dick Tracy.

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

A moose knuckle is already a dick tracing

quotes for the quote thread

Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 19:20 on Mar 4, 2022

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
I overelucidated the intended joke :saddowns:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I overelucidated the intended joke :saddowns:

its fine you helped me get it + the joke smiley was an edit so

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I thought about spelling it Tracey but eh.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
[Duke Nukem voice]

Webmaster X posted:

I wrote it to piss off forum whores such as yourself. It worked. I'd glady rip you a new rear end but this forum has some obscure rules and I'm not paying $10 twice. There are still a few people I want to contact through here first. Enjoy your miserable day / year / life.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Also:

The Future! posted:

ban everyone who posted in this thread

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

EorayMel posted:

[Duke Nukem voice]

from the first page:

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

EorayMel posted:

[Duke Nukem voice]

God, I miss forums badasses.

You have to go to Facebook now to get your dose of 5'6" guys who would totally kick your rear end if they weren't on probation.

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