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Captain Hygiene posted:
Is that the Walmart 99c microwave meme? I buy cheap store brand pizza (80c with real cheese, I throw some nice ham and peppers on top) quite a lot, but that... would make me reconsider my life choices 
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sauer kraut posted:Is that the Walmart 99c microwave meme? I think I've only seen them at Safeway, but they are the ultra cheap brand. I used to get the cheap ones once in a blue moon as a snack that would hit a craving for garbage food, but this one is sad even by those standards.
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The refried beans and diarrhoea special?
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:I got this yesterday: I'm sorry for your loss. 
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:I got this yesterday: I gotta ask what the cubes are? overall i'd not be terribly upset by this, but i'd have dumped it into a bowl and scooped it out with the bread like eating tibs with injara. if the flavour is fine then it's not a huge issue unless it's like a ordered pizza to share with ppl that are gonna look at me fucky. which my kid and I wouldn't mind and generally speaking if i was  with a person or couple of then it'd not matter much. Def a failure of delivery, but better than if they'd brought ya a box of sewage pizza. I hope you still found some enjoyment of this hot mess of cheese and stuff.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I'm sorry for your loss. Don't worry, I still ate it. nesamdoom posted:I gotta ask what the cubes are? Feta.
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I good, I was hoping they weren't marshmallows.
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Would totally just roll it up pinwheel style.
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By popular demand posted:The refried beans and diarrhoea special? Not quite.
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:Don't worry, I still ate it. I'm very glad it worked out. Expecting a paid dish to show up as it's supposed to be is reasonable. Eating it if it doesn't is also reasonable. I'm so thinking about ordering a pizza right now and I don't think i've had feta but it sounds like it'd work for me. Luckily it's not gonna be covered(nor was yours) in 5lbs or sauces it really looked like someone just lined up the darker bits of their anal spray.
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Bring back the thin crunchy ones with the metal disk, new ones are just waaaaay to bready/soggy. Also mama always needs some string cheese melted on top.
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Fair to be fair that pizza could take some the worst sliced cheese and only get better.
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cheese baked in a way that created dissonence?
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No thats someone pre-chewing wads of Goldfish crackers, spitting it on a basic pizza round and then baking it
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https://twitter.com/JenYetAgain/status/1499213069918081024
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Mar 3, 2022 18:13
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We must first ask if pine belongs on Apple.
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Penut butter and nutella pizza sounds pretty good. Pizza crust is just bread anyway. Like a desert roti!
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Pizza Inn does a dessert pizza that would be fine if a human being made it:
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Oh great, goat poop pizza.
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There is a dish from the north of england where you can bake a load of pancake batter in the oven on a flat tray and then use it as a desert base with various delicious and appropriate toppings, I do not know why people insist on using pizza base instead?
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learnincurve posted:There is a dish from the north of england where you can bake a load of pancake batter in the oven on a flat tray and then use it as a desert base with various delicious and appropriate toppings, I do not know why people insist on using pizza base instead? I like a nice thin, crispy pizza crust with some kinds of dessert pizza, it's just a generic delivery mechanism for the toppings. Something different like this sounds good, though.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I like a nice thin, crispy pizza crust with some kinds of dessert pizza, it's just a generic delivery mechanism for the toppings. Something different like this sounds good, though. Isn't that like the point of crêpes?
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nesamdoom posted:Isn't that like the point of crêpes? No, because you can't just slot in crepes with the exact same form factor as the rest of the pizzas in your buffet
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Captain Hygiene posted:No, because you can't just slot in crepes with the exact same form factor as the rest of the pizzas in your buffet Really tho, desert pizza doesn't get anything from the dough. Might as well put some jam and frosting on a crepe and it'd be less waste. At least that's how I see it. desert pizza sucks because of the pizza dough effort when a pancake or thing pancake would be way better to just load up with fruits and sugars. I also have seen enough of this thread to know that other people care more about form factor than flavour or in the case of a couple countries even comon sense to not just serve people a liquid mess of whatever the gently caress... or loose loving corn... not to sidetrack myself but as an Iowan, seriously can we stop hurting corn? I don't even like the poo poo after so long of it being the cheapest poo poo to get/eat, gently caress tho it's cheaper to to eat corn than shoot animals in the yard, but it's still not the worst thing. gimme half an ear on a slice an i'll clean that bitch off before chomping.. loose corn is an abombination to everything but mash. And that's' kuz the mash holds the corn. Just really saying i'd rather have a strawberry jam, frosting, and loose corn pizza on a crepe than i'd want a thin bullshit layer of jelly with some sub mestre level of frosting ropes on it on a half inch of barely sweeter dough.
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nesamdoom posted:Really tho, desert pizza doesn't get anything from the dough. Might as well put some jam and frosting on a crepe and it'd be less waste. At least that's how I see it. desert pizza sucks because of the pizza dough effort when a pancake or thing pancake would be way better to just load up with fruits and sugars. I also have seen enough of this thread to know that other people care more about form factor than flavour or in the case of a couple countries even comon sense to not just serve people a liquid mess of whatever the gently caress... or loose loving corn... Every dessert pizza I've ever seen uses a sweet dough or cookie base, not pizza dough. What kind of ragged-rear end places are you people going to?
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Every dessert pizza I've ever seen uses a sweet dough or cookie base, not pizza dough. What kind of ragged-rear end places are you people going to? the kinds using the same dough you talking about that doesn't work well for a desert. I wonder why cakes and every desert is soft... easier to eat. after eating it's no fun to eat some dense bullshit. a cookie bas would be fine if it wasn't an overbaked mess always and sweet dough is pretty much the definition of pancake. too much flour and time and it's hosed, thinner makes it last longer and why the gently caress would a desert pizza need to be stiffer than a normal slice. if you don't fold a normal slice then it's hosed, if you can't fold a desert slice it's trash. put the same poo poo on a pancake and it'll be better every time. nothing about some 'sweet dough' will beat a pancake/crepe for the purpose of delivering sweets to the face hole.championing rigidity in deserts is weird. do you like honeybuns or donuts? do you wish them to be harder to eat? I get that the idea is it's a 'desert pizza', but the focus should be desert. I hope I don't come across too poorly. I don't know how else i'd be able to. mmmm, pineapple on desert pizza yum. but really i do think it'd be better on a softer cakey thing to be able to fold and eat better. nothing hurts the desert by it being on a softer base.
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Here's your desert pizza
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only places I've seen that use actual pizza dough for desert pizza are basically chain pizza stores that already have a shitload of pizza dough to use. frankly it's not the best but it's not terrible either.
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nesamdoom posted:the kinds using the same dough you talking about that doesn't work well for a desert. I wonder why cakes and every desert is soft... easier to eat. after eating it's no fun to eat some dense bullshit. a cookie bas would be fine if it wasn't an overbaked mess always and sweet dough is pretty much the definition of pancake. too much flour and time and it's hosed, thinner makes it last longer and why the gently caress would a desert pizza need to be stiffer than a normal slice. if you don't fold a normal slice then it's hosed, if you can't fold a desert slice it's trash. put the same poo poo on a pancake and it'll be better every time. nothing about some 'sweet dough' will beat a pancake/crepe for the purpose of delivering sweets to the face hole.championing rigidity in deserts is weird. do you like honeybuns or donuts? do you wish them to be harder to eat? I get that the idea is it's a 'desert pizza', but the focus should be desert. It's not an actual pizza, it's like a cookie cake. You use an already baked dessert like a soft cookie or a thin layer of cake or something, and put sweet stuff on it and arrange it so it looks like a pizza
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Data Graham posted:Here's your desert pizza Desert:  Dessert: 
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We put peanut butter on unsweetened bread, we put jam and jelly on unsweetened bread, we put marshmallow spreads on unsweetened bread, we put fruit on unsweetened bread. What difference does it make if the bread is big and round. The ingredients aren't the problem, it's the preparation and presentation. See also: every jacked up pepperoni pizza posted in here.
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ultrafilter posted:Desert: I'm reasonably sure 
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ultrafilter posted:Desert: Dumbass:
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Data Graham posted:Here's your desert pizza 90 million years ago, there was enough oxygen in the atmosphere to sustain arthropods of enormous size.
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ultrafilter posted:Desert: Dysart
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Empty Sandwich posted:Pizza Inn does a dessert pizza that would be fine if a human being made it: 
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ultrafilter posted:Desert: Equally edible.
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ultrafilter posted:Desert: NUŅEEEEEEEEZ!
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