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How hosed would he have been if he landed on the lane line? The inside of those things is a cable under tension.
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deoju posted:How hosed would he have been if he landed on the lane line? The inside of those things is a cable under tension. He's not wearing shoes, so he's effectively invincible.
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Mar 4, 2022 01:50
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DrPossum posted:He's not wearing shoes, so he's effectively invincible. Can’t lose your shoes if you’re not wearing any shoes!
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Mar 4, 2022 01:56
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DrPossum posted:He's not wearing shoes, so he's effectively invincible. "If you find yourself in green fields and the shoes off your feet, then worry not! For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"
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Mar 4, 2022 02:02
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I feel like if a real forklift operator were doing this, you’d see them enter and exit the building, with the ATM and the time lock safe in the back office, in one flowing motion, despite the forklift being obviously larger than the doors.
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Mar 4, 2022 03:01
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He came so close to landing on the lane marker. He could have really hosed himself up. Efb
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deoju posted:How hosed would he have been if he landed on the lane line? The inside of those things is a cable under tension. The plastic cushions the fall because it catches a lot of water and will decelerate you - might scratch you up and I guess could give a concussion if you hit it square with your head. Might depend how tight they tensioned it but the plastic keeps you mostly from hitting it directly. Also keep in mind if you land on it the whole line flexes and catches water too, so it has some deceleration. I’ve seen people land one one from a 3m platform but not with their head. But it prooooooobably wouldn’t do anything too serious. If you caught your head perfectly between the buoys you might be able to break your neck, maybe? E: he’d almost certainly get castrated feet first though, and shred his thighs. Goreld fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Mar 4, 2022 |
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Mar 4, 2022 03:27
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If you can hit the lane divider, you bounce back up and get to do more flips.
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Mar 4, 2022 03:33
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taqueso posted:If you can hit the lane divider, you bounce back up and get to do more flips. 
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Mar 4, 2022 03:46
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they brought a forklift but could have just used a furniture dolly.
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Mar 4, 2022 04:09
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https://i.imgur.com/gExZcPu.gifv Hey new guy, get the bag and collect air samples.
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Mar 4, 2022 04:11
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Well, that sucks. quote:After the explosion, the subject screams in pain and writhes, while those present are surprised by the fact.  Not as surprised as he was
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Mar 4, 2022 04:14
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Mar 4, 2022 04:42
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is he also stealing the cat converter?
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LifeSunDeath posted:is he also stealing the cat converter? The fact that he's down there with a sawsall and not a single other tool, toolbox, or thing to sit on to do some serious work points to that.
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-The forklift hit the door because the driver didn't properly take his vehicle's turning radius into account -A forklift's blades should be no more than 10 inches off the ground while traveling -No one made use of available equipment to move the ATM, increasing the risk of straining/tearing. Overall, shoddy workmanship that wouldn't fly in my facility
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Mar 4, 2022 10:49
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Some kids threw an electric scooter on to a 750V electrified train track in St Denys, Southampton UK It's always weird to see this happening at somewhere you've spent a lot of time at.
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Mar 4, 2022 12:16
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They didn't even cordon off the spill and in fact slipped their way through instead of going around. Really want to know how the foreman has a job still.
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Mar 4, 2022 13:26
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:That article just describes the video and also seems to imply that there was a ball in the cannon that was fired into a crowd of people. The cannon was filled with gunpowder and the guy had three fingers blown off. So thanks for inlining it, guy.
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Mar 4, 2022 14:20
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Harry_Potato posted:He has a face shield but he forgot his leathers. 50% on the OSHA approval scale. If he survives long enough he will become leather.
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Mar 4, 2022 14:37
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LifeSunDeath posted:they brought a forklift but could have just used a furniture dolly. Yeah, but you don't want to bring a furniture dolly or a Johnson bar to a forklift fight, that's just a losing strategy.
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Mar 4, 2022 14:41
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Zesty posted:The cannon was filled with gunpowder and the guy had three fingers blown off. So thanks for inlining it, guy. It's not like you can see it, and knowing after the fact doesn't change that.
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I have been traumatized by cannon fingats itt
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Mar 4, 2022 15:33
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This is unreasonably comfortable btw
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:This is unreasonably comfortable btw Probably one of the very reasons you walk around the plane to pull pins during preflight. "Joe, get the gently caress out the engine unless you wanna be human chili."
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Mar 4, 2022 17:03
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At least he's not sleeping with it on; that's how you get fan death.
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Mar 4, 2022 17:12
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How else do you stop superstitious grandmas from throwing coins into the engine for good luck?
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You do climb into the fan inlet case for normal maintenance to the fan blade and hub though. Also to do free-rotation checks
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:You do climb into the fan inlet case for normal maintenance to the fan blade and hub though. Also to do free-rotation checks Yeah and you have plenty of time if someone decides to turn on the APU and start trying to turn on the engine. Its pretty hard to get accidentally killed by a turned off turbine engine.
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Cojawfee posted:How else do you stop superstitious grandmas from throwing coins into the engine for good luck? But it sounds so nice! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wKPTWXD2Z0
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Xaintrailles posted:At least he's not sleeping with it on; that's how you get fan death. I thought only Korean soldiers are afraid of that.
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iwentdoodie posted:It's not like you can see it, and knowing after the fact doesn't change that. Yeah nah it absolutely does. There's plenty clips that look unsurvivable, but incredibly they made it!!!!!!! The ones where it looks worrisome, but asterisk they are now crippled for life, I can do without having inlined without context please. Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Mar 4, 2022 |
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Mar 4, 2022 20:54
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The first rule on sleeping in airplane engines, NO CAPES... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL3w73MAuIM&t=30s
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Zopotantor posted:But it sounds so nice! If a turbine isn't running, would dropping something in like that still nick/dent blades enough to warrant their replacement? For turbines that aren't already rusted junk, I mean.
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Mar 4, 2022 21:58
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Normal Barbarian posted:If a turbine isn't running, would dropping something in like that still nick/dent blades enough to warrant their replacement? The issue is more having to take apart a thousand part machine to fish it out
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Normal Barbarian posted:If a turbine isn't running, would dropping something in like that still nick/dent blades enough to warrant their replacement? They’re not normally encountered in the vertical condition, either. It’s hard to drop something into one that’s perpendicular to gravity.
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I know he's got a lot of forward momentum, but I'd be pretty tragic if he pushed off the wrong way and came flying back, landing on that diving platform below. Or...anything else in that direction really. You know, with how many stickers end up on helmets, I'm not surprised some dudes just don't know any better. mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Mar 4, 2022 |
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