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Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

The lurker army is real

# ? Mar 5, 2022 06:55

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# ? May 28, 2024 23:45

illegible pie chart: Jul 2, 2007

chappey posted:

someone always posts whatever i was going to.

This

# ? Mar 5, 2022 07:35

Zeinin: May 7, 2003

It's hard to post cause I'm using my phone and I never get computer time because I have a baby and Lord help you if you think you can sit down for 10 minutes....

# ? Mar 5, 2022 07:45

Ass-penny: Jan 18, 2008

I have got a thread for you lurkers to post in :unsmigghh:

# ? Mar 5, 2022 07:53

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

I barely post here anymore so am I a lurker because I don't know what the gently caress is going on?

# ? Mar 5, 2022 08:12

Ass-penny: Jan 18, 2008

Justin Godscock posted:

I barely post here anymore so am I a lurker because I don't know what the gently caress is going on?

As a person who left my account idle for years before regularly browsing SA again, I do not count my hiatus as lurking, but it does help keep the post count down, if you know what I mean

# ? Mar 5, 2022 08:42

Pac and Cheese: Oct 29, 2010; gotta walk fast

rear end-penny posted:

As a person who left my account idle for years before regularly browsing SA again, I do not count my hiatus as lurking, but it does help keep the post count down, if you know what I mean

speak for yourself

# ? Mar 5, 2022 08:59

PinkSox: Dec 27, 2003; I BUY BIG RED TITLES FOR MY FRIENDS

Literally A Person posted:

Tell me 3 uninteresting things about you

I'm a tubby, alcoholic, computer toucher. In my experience, computer touchers come to two flavors; paper thin or fat bastards.

# ? Mar 5, 2022 09:22

Ass-penny: Jan 18, 2008

Sure I mean, they was all the lurking I did before I registered but a lot of things changed while I was gone and I think "I have no idea what's happening here" is indicative of that. Not trying to put words in anyone's mouths.

# ? Mar 5, 2022 09:35

Pac and Cheese: Oct 29, 2010; gotta walk fast

rear end-penny posted:

Sure I mean, they was all the lurking I did before I registered but a lot of things changed while I was gone and I think "I have no idea what's happening here" is indicative of that. Not trying to put words in anyone's mouths.

no i meant same boat i didn't come here for 10 years and i'm really proud of my *checks* 0.16

i was like being colloquial or something, sorry for the confusion

# ? Mar 5, 2022 10:24

sootikins: May 24, 2008; Did I ever. Remember it as if it were yesterday. Soon as I woke, I went to empty my bowels - my favorite part of the day. Defecatin' to the sunrise - downright glorious.

Kwatz posted:

You know it.

It's much easier to not lurk now that you can forget to use the shift key with abandon

# ? Mar 5, 2022 11:02

RadicalTranslation: Jan 26, 2021

I still don't understand what all the subforums are for

# ? Mar 5, 2022 13:55

FIX SIGNS: Aug 29, 2006; You're fucking great,
just do what you can.

I'm doing it.

I'm gonna start posting more often.
Fair warning, it's gonna suck.

# ? Mar 5, 2022 14:42

RadicalTranslation: Jan 26, 2021

One Man Crowd posted:

I'm doing it.

I'm gonna start posting more often.
Fair warning, it's gonna suck.

Honestly I just have trouble keeping up in threads. I often feel like I'm interrupting if I post something; and often when I do post, no one notices anyways lol

# ? Mar 5, 2022 14:45

FIX SIGNS: Aug 29, 2006; You're fucking great,
just do what you can.

RadicalTranslation posted:

Honestly I just have trouble keeping up in threads. I often feel like I'm interrupting if I post something; and often when I do post, no one notices anyways lol

Oh no.

I now have posting anxiety.

NEVERMIND.

# ? Mar 5, 2022 14:48

Butt House: Oct 17, 2002; i love you, you jerk

Zeinin posted:

It's hard to post cause I'm using my phone and I never get computer time because I have a baby and Lord help you if you think you can sit down for 10 minutes....

Just have the babby post for u

# ? Mar 5, 2022 15:16

HodjasBitch: Apr 24, 2003; Too bad you revealed what a huge asshole you are so early in the game.....I woulda put out.; Fun Shoe

I lurk so hard, my avatar was once the maximum allowable size. Also, my user name is stupid.

Back to lurk town...

# ? Mar 5, 2022 15:38

Barnaby Rudge: Jan 15, 2011; so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey; Soiled Meat

Hi thread!

I have COVID and it loving sucks, my balls ache. Help me.

# ? Mar 5, 2022 16:02

Hasturtium: May 19, 2020; And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

I�m here, but I mostly post over in SH/SC. But here, have one of my favorite Flash Tubs ever.

https://youtu.be/fMG0Pu-DkHQ

# ? Mar 5, 2022 16:09

deano: Sep 6, 2000

just post

# ? Mar 5, 2022 16:20

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

RadicalTranslation posted:

I still don't understand what all the subforums are for

I use them to post posts in.

# ? Mar 5, 2022 17:09

OB-GYN Kenobi: Dec 4, 2017

What if lurkers don't truly exist? What if this is all there is to this forum? A bunch of elitest snobs exchanging masterstroke burns on each other to an audience that isn't there.....

# ? Mar 5, 2022 18:03

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

More lurkers

MORE :sickos:

# ? Mar 5, 2022 20:25

digitalist: Nov 17, 2000; journey into Kirk's unknown

where am i

# ? Mar 5, 2022 20:51

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

rootdown posted:

where am i

Oh jeez.

Not sure how to tell you this.....

# ? Mar 5, 2022 20:52

Ass-penny: Jan 18, 2008

rootdown posted:

where am i

a dead gay internet forum

# ? Mar 5, 2022 21:19

digitalist: Nov 17, 2000; journey into Kirk's unknown

rear end-penny posted:

a dead gay internet forum

sounds like the perfect place for me

# ? Mar 5, 2022 21:36

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

rootdown posted:

sounds like the perfect place for me

you're the comedy part, wb

# ? Mar 5, 2022 21:40

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

What the hell did these people do before the internet? Not send letters to the editor? In that case most of my ancestors were probably lurkers and it doesn't feel great

# ? Mar 5, 2022 21:57

FIX SIGNS: Aug 29, 2006; You're fucking great,
just do what you can.

Icochet posted:

What the hell did these people do before the internet? Not send letters to the editor? In that case most of my ancestors were probably lurkers and it doesn't feel great

I lurked on BBSES

:corsair:

# ? Mar 5, 2022 22:10

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

One Man Crowd posted:

I lurked on BBSES

Oh yeah good point, i did that too. It was pretty hardcore because you had to go through the trouble of downloading a packet of lovely posts, opening it up in a lovely editor and still shutting the gently caress up

# ? Mar 5, 2022 22:15

erosion: Dec 21, 2002; It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Brood War Protoss last level, it's a holdout map and you're not supposed to wipe but it's more fun to do so. Used to use a complicated mix of Toss units, but mind controlling a Drone and putting all your Zerg supply into Mutas is way easier

edit: it's pretty useful for Zerg to have no limit to the number of overlords you can build, they make good cannon fodder to protect your mutas

erosion fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Mar 6, 2022

# ? Mar 5, 2022 23:05