YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)

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mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

SpaceAceJase posted:

https://twitter.com/techleadhd/status/1498839789306454023

(as a millionaire)

super thought this was a parody account at first. i mean, lol. just lol.

https://twitter.com/iamlucasjk/status/1498848631750856708?s=20&t=3NzbE8CTK83U1npPM6sC9A

# ? Mar 5, 2022 18:29

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# ? May 29, 2024 15:32

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Armitag3 posted:

"here's what I think happened with my marriage"

lol. lmao

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/body_games/status/1499910432290754566?s=20&t=ZqkoTSGAubW7_rSOE0lRoQ

F O R E M O S T
D A D
I D E N T I F I E D _

# ? Mar 5, 2022 19:18

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

mediaphage posted:

super thought this was a parody account at first. i mean, lol. just lol.

https://twitter.com/iamlucasjk/status/1498848631750856708?s=20&t=3NzbE8CTK83U1npPM6sC9A

forget 10x engineers, where can I get one of these 100x engineers

# ? Mar 5, 2022 20:10

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

mediaphage posted:

super thought this was a parody account at first. i mean, lol. just lol.

https://twitter.com/iamlucasjk/status/1498848631750856708?s=20&t=3NzbE8CTK83U1npPM6sC9A

is that seriously not a parody account?

like i know the whole story of sociopath TechLead guy (generally) but i haven't paid attention since the initial "why i'm a millionaire" / "my wife left me" lols.

but the stuff on that twitter account is incomprehensible. if it's not a parody like the nilegreen account, either he's got the worst case of internet irony poisoning i've ever seen:

https://twitter.com/techleadhd/status/1499419283402547200

or the guy is genuinely deranged.

# ? Mar 5, 2022 22:20

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Sagebrush posted:

is that seriously not a parody account?

like i know the whole story of sociopath TechLead guy (generally) but i haven't paid attention since the initial "why i'm a millionaire" / "my wife left me" lols.

but the stuff on that twitter account is incomprehensible. if it's not a parody like the nilegreen account, either he's got the worst case of internet irony poisoning i've ever seen:

https://twitter.com/techleadhd/status/1499419283402547200

or the guy is genuinely deranged.

i'd never heard of him so i googled a bit; while he's clearly sarcastic sometimes most of his stuff is intentional and serious. he's totally deranged. apparently he says he was fired from facebook because he talked about working at google so much on his youtube channel. all the stuff about his wife leaving him, etc., mentioned in the comments is all true (not shocked)

assuming the "online business encyclopedia" is accurate

https://obpedia.com/patrick-shyu/

mediaphage fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Mar 5, 2022

# ? Mar 5, 2022 22:35

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/pervistime/status/1500215155992539137?s=21

# ? Mar 6, 2022 00:43

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/pervistime/status/1500215155992539137?s=21

i blame these 100% on the computer. i was obviously typing it correctly and the computer was just loving it up.

# ? Mar 6, 2022 01:06

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/ElyKreimendahl/status/1500167512306163726

# ? Mar 6, 2022 02:05

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

haveblue posted:

forget 10x engineers, where can I get one of these 100x engineers

the nerd store

# ? Mar 6, 2022 08:15

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

mediaphage posted:

super thought this was a parody account at first. i mean, lol. just lol.

https://twitter.com/iamlucasjk/status/1498848631750856708?s=20&t=3NzbE8CTK83U1npPM6sC9A

his "i got hired at google AS A TECH LEAD" is the high point of his life that he will never build on or exceed and he will cling to it like other nerds tightly grip the childhood iq test that got them into gifted classes, or al bundy retelling the story of how he scored four touchdowns in one high school football game

# ? Mar 6, 2022 08:21

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

What's his forums name

# ? Mar 7, 2022 00:19

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/mycoliza/status/1500551051887321091

# ? Mar 7, 2022 00:58

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

jesus WEP posted:

way ahead of you, comrades

# ? Mar 7, 2022 00:59

Pythagoras a trois: Feb 19, 2004; I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/mycoliza/status/1500551051887321091

joke is programmer incapable of tears. good joke. everybody laugh.

# ? Mar 7, 2022 15:17

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

the horde liked my funny tweet about edc guys so i did the stretch goal thing

https://twitter.com/jonny290/status/1500872184348086273

# ? Mar 7, 2022 17:38

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

ngl that's a good bag stash. i especially appreciate the spare ethernet cable, which is a staple in my work bag

# ? Mar 7, 2022 18:22

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Jonny 290 posted:

the horde liked my funny tweet about edc guys so i did the stretch goal thing

https://twitter.com/jonny290/status/1500872184348086273

quikclot/celox is Really Good and they even sell it in little sugar-packet sized things and everyone should carry some in their wallet or whatever

# ? Mar 7, 2022 20:39

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/stuartfiddle/status/1500828083007406083

# ? Mar 8, 2022 01:27

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/stuartfiddle/status/1500828083007406083

# ? Mar 8, 2022 02:23

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/stuartfiddle/status/1500828083007406083

# ? Mar 8, 2022 04:24

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/stuartfiddle/status/1500828083007406083

# ? Mar 8, 2022 04:30

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/stuartfiddle/status/1500828083007406083

# ? Mar 8, 2022 05:59

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/stuartfiddle/status/1500828083007406083

# ? Mar 8, 2022 08:49

Zlodo: Nov 25, 2006

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/stuartfiddle/status/1500828083007406083

# ? Mar 8, 2022 10:00

dpkg chopra: Jun 9, 2007; Fast Food Fight; Grimey Drawer

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/stuartfiddle/status/1500828083007406083

# ? Mar 8, 2022 13:55

Pile Of Garbage: May 28, 2007

diogenes: behold, a poster

https://twitter.com/FUCKYOUBAKER/status/1501135133172133888

# ? Mar 8, 2022 16:03

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/requinegg/status/1499405983612821511

# ? Mar 8, 2022 17:48

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

https://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1500618075640586241?t=LeC9gQ-ZFwqO1KEAMAINhA&s=19

# ? Mar 8, 2022 17:52

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/mattytalks/status/227104690364612608?s=21

# ? Mar 8, 2022 17:58