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Captain Hygiene posted:WIBTA if I asked my father in law to use utensils while cooking? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi-Up8Xuh9c
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Invisible Clergy posted:Give the company that makes Dude Wipes, the product for wiping your soiled anus if your masculinity is too fragile to contemplate buying a non-gendered baby wipe like 5-10 years and they'll get there. I would go with Launch Pads. They could have little pictures of fighter planes on them. There's probably a reason they said Man Pads (MANPADS are Man Portable Air Defence Systems aka Stingers for eg aka short-range surface-to-air missiles)
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Captain Hygiene posted:WIBTA if I don't get my boyfriend the new lego star wars gamefor our 1 year anniversary? girl shouldn't be dating a child. I'm calling the fbi
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Strap in! I think my [29F] future mother in-law [63F] may be trying to sabotage my relationship with my fiancé [31M]. quote:Let's get down to business. I've been with my fiancé "Adam" for 5 years and we've been engaged for 7 months. We have a beautiful home together, and we both work really hard at our relationship. The issue isn't with Adam, he does his very best to try to mitigate the situation with his mom, but it's wearing on him, and I worry that one day he'll have to choose. I don't want him to have to do that, that would hurt him too much to choose between me and his family. quote:Wow. Wooooooowah! quote:Hi! I first would like to apologize for how long this update took. I’ve been completely swamped at work, and things have been happening at home too. So let’s get into that. quote:OOP: We've gone over that trip a lot in therapy. His therapist explained to me that it's akin to someone being stuck in an abusive relationship and always making excuses for the abuser so often that they believe their own rationalizations. He felt a lot of guilt for his father's death. Adam donated a kidney, and his father's body rejected the donation. He feels like it's his fault that his mother is alone, and I think she preyed on that a lot. quote:OOP: Ah... Well... quote:It has been a long time! We're all a year older.
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teen witch posted:
This reminds me of the joke "how can you tell someone went to Harvard? Wait two seconds and they'll tell you."
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That's nice for them and all but it just doesn't sound like 25k is a scary amount after reading about weeks in Barcelona and honeymoons in Fiji and Dad paying for the house. I've much less sympathy than I did at the beginning.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:This reminds me of the joke "how can you tell someone went to Harvard? Wait two seconds and they'll tell you." which of course baffled me because everyone I knew who went to Harvard made drat sure that you knew that they went to Harvard instantly also I don't really think of Cambridge as distinct from Boston, geographically, it's all the greater Boston metro area, fight me harv-nerds (hell, the red line stops there, it's part of the drat city)
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Soul Dentist posted:That's nice for them and all but it just doesn't sound like 25k is a scary amount after reading about weeks in Barcelona and honeymoons in Fiji and Dad paying for the house. I've much less sympathy than I did at the beginning. Whilst you are right that they do seem well enough off that $25,000 won't kill them. I would argue dealing with an emotionally abusive mother who tells her son he killed his dad after the son willingly went through surgery in order to save him. A mother in law inserting herself in the worst possible ways into her sons life. A person who uses a fake suicide attempt to spite her daughter-in-law, and then runs away on a luxury cruise when caught out. I would argue that these are the bigger problems. And rich people have to deal with emotionally abusive arseholes too. Unrelated Edit: re: Harvard bragging. Is it the same with the other big posh famous American Universities? Like Yale, or Stanford(?)? Also for UK people, is it the same for Oxford or Cambridge? I once knew a girl who was going to Uni at a University IN Oxford, that was not Oxford University. She was always quick to self depreciatingly point out that she wasn't going to THE Oxford Uni. BrigadierSensible fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Mar 6, 2022 |
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drat Hughlander, that was a fuckin trip AITA for refusing to help my wife do something potentially illegal for her friend? quote:My wife's best friend "Vanessa" and her husband "James" were convicted of serious fraud a few days ago and will be sentenced in a couple of weeks.
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Mx. posted:AITA for refusing to help my wife do something potentially illegal for her friend? Another Coen Bros movie in the making
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Mx. posted:AITA for refusing to help my wife do something potentially illegal for her friend? Won't those clothes be hopelessly out of style by the time she gets out? By hopelessly out of style, I mean last seasons?
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 00:54 |
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My friend "Imelda" needs help with her shoe collection. AITA for organizing a coup?
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AITA for telling my child she’s being ripped off?quote:My child graduated from college last year and is working a temp job for about $20 an hour while she waits for her full-time job to start later this year, which pays almost 6 figures. Speaking of narcissistic parents...
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BrigadierSensible posted:
I've known a few people who went to 'Oxbridge' (ugh) and didn't crow about it, and boasting is seen as *deeply* vulgar, but people will try to worm it into conversations more subtly. The UK is still *intensely* class-conscious at all levels. When I was younger the big divide was whether you went to a 'proper' university that had existed for ages, or one of the new ones that converted from other kinds of institutions in the last half-century or so.
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Mx. posted:drat Hughlander, that was a fuckin trip They would have already taken all of this poo poo before the trail even started. They might leave some stuff but a lot of the good stuff would already be gone.
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Me (F26) found out that a friend (M30) thinks that we've been dating for months and I've been oblivious, how do I tell him I'm not interested?quote:So our parents are friends and they introduced us last September because we have a lot of common interests. I'm an introvert and don't have a lot of friends but he seemed really nice if very quiet and we get along pretty well. It always blows my mind that the updates are "so we communicated and worked things out!" I mean, why couldn't they do that before posting on Reddit??
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Evil Willow posted:Me (F26) found out that a friend (M30) thinks that we've been dating for months and I've been oblivious, how do I tell him I'm not interested? this is one time where i think it's fine, since i can imagine she was totally confused and perhaps a little frightened
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mediaphage posted:this is one time where i think it's fine, since i can imagine she was totally confused and perhaps a little frightened Yeah I could read the fear through the whole post.
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Mx. posted:AITA for refusing to help my wife do something potentially illegal for her friend? I think he should help the people that were literally convicted of fraud hide assets from the state. If you can't trust someone who is literally being thrown in jail for fraud who can you trust? Serious talk this dude needs to start looking into what his wife is doing because I wouldn't be shocked if they are defrauding her or she has helped them hide other assets without his knowledge.
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Mx. posted:drat Hughlander, that was a fuckin trip There's a pretty big difference between "small chance of getting caught" and "not getting caught" Wouldn't put it past a criminal fraudster to immediately drop a dime on her best friend hiding assets either if she got pressed hard by the forensic auditors and threatened with more jail time. There's a real chance the feds/cops don't bother seizing clothes/shoes but given they've clearly busted these people so hard they're going to do serious time they are absolutely expecting closets full of clothes, shoes and jewelry so if they turn up and find 5 dresses in an empty closest they will immediately look at OP's wife as a suspect. I would at minimum assume anything insured on paper will be seized, and anything high price enough to that a layperson could go "holy poo poo that must be expensive". pentyne fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Mar 6, 2022 |
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They also catalog almost all of this poo poo before the trial so they absolutely know what’s there and what was bought with fraudulent funds.
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AITA for yelling at my husband and telling him to get over himself after he threw away my tampon box?quote:We (Me 27, him 30) together for 3, married for 2 months. One of my first experiences on SA was the Horrible Game reviews. Anyone else remember the horror that was the game WaterCloset? A hentai bathroom game where, iirc, and this is why I can't remember important poo poo because this poo poo is seared in my brain, a girl got her period at school, and ran to the restroom to insert a tampon, and instead got super horny and masturbated with it. yes, it was one of those kinds of games. All I could think was that whoever made the game had never loving had a period because the last thing on my mind is how I can get off when I'm cramping so bad I want to puke.
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she should shove a tampon all the way up his dick hmm, no a whole box of tampons
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for yelling at my husband and telling him to get over himself after he threw away my tampon box? This dude is absolutely upset she is putting something into her vagina that isn't his penis. Bonus points if the tampon is bigger than his dick.
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AITA for not cleaning the bathroom my husband poops in?quote:My husband (33M) and I (29F) have the same argument every time we clean the house and get ready for people to come over. He wants me to clean the half bath and the toilet that he specifically uses to go, you know. I NEVER use that bathroom because it’s gross.
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Mx. posted:AITA for not cleaning the bathroom my husband poops in? i mean i'm on her side automatically for the most part though i guess she could be especially poopphobic
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Need to see how bad this toilet is before judgement.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Whilst you are right that they do seem well enough off that $25,000 won't kill them. And if you could write a check for $25,000 to get rid of a narcissistic parent or in-law, the line for that would extend over the horizon and the loan industry would be second only to student loans. e. Evil Willow posted:It always blows my mind that the updates are "so we communicated and worked things out!" I mean, why couldn't they do that before posting on Reddit?? For some folks, just talking to people is a superpower, for others it's Kryptonite. mllaneza fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Mar 6, 2022 |
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AITA for telling a friend her baby is not my responsibility?quote:My friend (18F) has decided to make me(19F) her godmother and babysitter for her baby once her baby is born. She also wanted me to organize her baby shower. Which i obviously said no for many reasons (thankfully she accepted no as an answer.) I have communicated with her that I don’t want to be a babysitter since I have been busy with school and work and don’t have much free time for myself. Friend has argued with me that she wants free time as well once she has the baby and I should babysit for her since I don’t have to permanently take care of a baby. I asked my friend, why have a baby if you aren’t prepared to take care of it? (the baby wasn’t an accident and she was trying for it) She was upset with my question and told me she didn’t have anyone else who supports her and her pregnancy. I told her I am not going to be responsible for her baby since I have my own life and my own problems to worry about. Friend told me how I am a horrible friend and if the roles were reverse she would be thrilled to babysit and I should understand friends help out other friends. Am I the rear end in a top hat for not being a good friend and taking care my friends baby?
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AITA for how I announced my pregnancy?quote:I know announcing pregnancy on social media is controversial, but I have a social media presence only to keep in contact with some people, so we decided to do it. My boyfriend and I are both blue collar workers thus we were boots to work. I knitted a pair of baby boots and we took a picture of him and I standing in our boots (just of our lower ankles) with the baby boots saying Baby (bf's last name), Apprenticeship starting August 2022. We thought it was cute as we both got to where we are through apprenticeships and I guess growing up is just the apprenticeship to life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdpAVIHgo
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"We'd be incredibly honored if you'd be willing to accept the role of our baby's godmother and babysitter"
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling a friend her baby is not my responsibility? quote:Yes, his parents are still in his life. I believe his mother talked her in to getting pregnant by telling her that birth control isn’t natural and she should trust god with her body or something along that line.
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I think I found OP's friend's babysitter!
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling a friend her baby is not my responsibility? Man this one contains a lot of depressing implications
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MarcusSA posted:They also catalog almost all of this poo poo before the trial so they absolutely know what’s there and what was bought with fraudulent funds. Yes, but you see there's absolutely no risk for the fraudsters. Even if they're caught hiding the clothes, there's no risk for them. They're already going to jail. Sure, OPs wife could end up hosed, but since when have fraudsters cared about other people?
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AITA for not letting my neighbours camp on my land?quote:I own sixteen acres of woodland behind my House it is very clearly my property as there are signs up stating it is private property. I'm generally good with people walking through it taking their dog a walk or hiking or even local kids playing there as it's a safe place and beautiful and so long as they don't cause any damage or mess with the trees I see no reason to get upset over this.
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Mx. posted:AITA for not letting my neighbours camp on my land? This is the Slasher Liberals want!!!
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pentyne posted:There's a pretty big difference between "small chance of getting caught" and "not getting caught" Also, by this point in the proceedings I assume anyone pulling up in a company van and shoving stuff in the back is going to be noticed by *somebody*.
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limp_cheese posted:I really don't understand why people do this. Its not like you can just pop the eye back in, you have to go to the bathroom and wash the eye/your hands for a not funny prank. I know they are trying to weird peoppe out but it seems like more trouble than its worth.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Another Coen Bros movie in the making someone turn this into a book and make sure michael bay reads it. perfect follow up to payne and gain
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