Zopotantor posted:

This is still the best safer sex advert ever shown in Germany.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1EtCcb2NOI

Sentient Data posted:

Just lol if you can't think of satisfying sex acts that don't involve penetration

ultrafilter posted:

I had an orthodox classmate in grad school who explained that this effectively just a prohibition on penetrative sex and pretty much anything else goes. There are apparently orthodox singles retreats where everybody hooks up but nobody gets laid.

venus de lmao posted:

I've heard that in Judaism the belief is not so much that God is all "how dare" but rather "hell yeah, my children are clever"

Perestroika posted:

That reminds me of the (quite possibly apocryphal) story about "soaking" among Mormon youth. As the story goes, they figure that the penetration itself doesn't count as sex, it's all the moving around after that would count, so their workaround is to stick the dick in and then just let it soak. To top it off, you'd then get a friend to sit on the bed next to you and bounce up and down, to provide the motion but leaving you technically sinless.

Ironhead posted:

Can confirm that the Catholic girls at the private high school (which shared our towns public busses when available) practiced the "Poophole Loophole", much to the appreciation of our public school heathens.

OwlFancier posted:

I like that you could interpret that as being just a couples counsellor for grizzly bears.

-Zydeco- posted:

https://twitter.com/ThatLittleDemon/status/1480977730162372621

Large Testicles posted:

"My wife complains that all I do is sit around and eat fish, but have you seen how fat she's got?"

HenryEx posted:

It's real hard to tell from the combined total of 10 pixels in this video but.... is that Ingolf Lück?

Milo and POTUS posted:

I keep coming back because the décor is amazing

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Don't forget that at basically every christian school everyone does anal because they want to be virgins when they get married.

venus de lmao posted:

I've heard that in Judaism the belief is not so much that God is all "how dare" but rather "hell yeah, my children are clever"

OwlFancier posted:

I like that you could interpret that as being just a couples counsellor for grizzly bears.

alexandriao posted:

Yeah but Judaism objectively rocks

• Suspends all rules temporarily if a family member dies to allow you freedom to grieve and be impulsive and really deal with the emotions, gives you a dedicated time of mourning
  
• Suspends all rules if necessary to save a life because preserving life is more important than religious adherence
  
• Has a big fuckin book thats literally "the untranslated word of god" that you have to read into yourself and pull your own meaning out of it
  
• Thousands of years of cool mythos including the whole "Actually, Adam's first wife was created equally with him" Lilith thing
  
• A long scholary tradition about preserving and sustaining and investigating our knowledge of the world
  

I'm not religious and I've not felt the need to have any bond with any sort of faith, it just doesn't gel with me. But holy hell if I did feel that need, there'd be no doubt about which of em I'd pick

alexandriao posted:

Yeah but Judaism objectively rocks

• Suspends all rules temporarily if a family member dies to allow you freedom to grieve and be impulsive and really deal with the emotions, gives you a dedicated time of mourning
  
• Suspends all rules if necessary to save a life because preserving life is more important than religious adherence
  
• Has a big fuckin book thats literally "the untranslated word of god" that you have to read into yourself and pull your own meaning out of it
  
• Thousands of years of cool mythos including the whole "Actually, Adam's first wife was created equally with him" Lilith thing
  
• A long scholary tradition about preserving and sustaining and investigating our knowledge of the world
  

I'm not religious and I've not felt the need to have any bond with any sort of faith, it just doesn't gel with me. But holy hell if I did feel that need, there'd be no doubt about which of em I'd pick

Elfface posted:

Abstinence only sex safety relies on the assumption that a teenager will never make an emotional impulse decision for short term satisfaction without considering long-term consequences.

So the kind of people to teach it don't have the imagination for loopholes.

Golden Dragon posted:

Judaism sounds great and all, but also I like my foreskin.

FreudianSlippers posted:

I like Norse paganism where revenge is not only not a sin but a moral obligation.


Also all the closest thing they have to commandments is just ,,Eat and drink in moderation, treat guests really well, and don't talk too much or people will know how much if a dumbass you actually are."

The Hávamál posted:

It behooves a man to be merry and glad
until the day of his death.

Zopotantor posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgBfdY_HN3A

Cartoon Man posted:

Paladinus posted:

Only the commandments that require action are suspended for the period of grieving. Like obligatory prayers and such. You can't kill a fellow or eat a pork chop just because your wife died.