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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


isn't that the Warlord's old getup

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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

everything about this thing sounds like it was specifically engineered to get bad press for attention lol

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Alaois posted:

isn't that the Warlord's old getup

yeap

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/xeniadidthat/status/1500276868452429824

congrats to damo on becoming Bald Bearded Wrestler #26,037

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

https://twitter.com/xeniadidthat/status/1500277117501726725

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

DJExile posted:

https://twitter.com/xeniadidthat/status/1500276868452429824

congrats to damo on becoming Bald Bearded Wrestler #26,037

drat John Silver really let himself go

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


lol even before this tweet I was going to comment on the awful production values

it's like they are trying to make this the most unappealing experience ever

wwe has serious competition in the pain for pleasure viewing department

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

DJExile posted:

https://twitter.com/xeniadidthat/status/1500276868452429824

congrats to damo on becoming Bald Bearded Wrestler #26,037

Would actually be pretty cool if that video looks like Clock DVA's Kinetic Engineering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm2Vh8ohJLM&t=187s

Potentially seizure inducing, but cool.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Who the hell is Eli Perez?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Free and open-source software is over, brother

They should bring in Richard Stallman, he'd fit in perfectly with the roster of unlikable bearded men

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Does CYN even have championships? What are they fighting for?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Drakkel posted:

Does CYN even have championships? What are they fighting for?

controlling their narratives!

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Wish these guys were whipping the llamas rear end and using Winamp

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

DJExile posted:

https://twitter.com/xeniadidthat/status/1500276868452429824

congrats to damo on becoming Bald Bearded Wrestler #26,037

I did a comedy wrestling show in an improv theater that had better production values than this

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Conrad_Birdie posted:

I did a comedy wrestling show in an improv theater that had better production values than this

they better have a hell of an editor because they're going to need to 'cinematic' the poo poo out of this to make it watchable lol

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
What happened to the uncomfortable blinding blue spotlight? Maybe it's added in post.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/NoShowWrestling/status/1500291362490654722?s=20&t=-ak1BRkV1OXsiwxWNnMdDQ

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol at the diner tables next to the ring

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

DarkstarIV posted:

So I see the first CYN show is off to an amazing start before the show even begins:

https://twitter.com/NoShowWrestling/status/1500250684868132864?s=20&t=IpNa2FRinkr8Uyk9lf9m3A

EC3 has more important poo poo to worry about than chairs tyvm

https://twitter.com/EC3Europol/status/1495755257611182085?t=P4zraj_pv1-aHhYtEBe-gg&s=19

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

ive been a #romancescam victim for about 15 years now but don't tell my wife that

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

just kidding shes an amazing person and I wouldn't trade her for anything including taking control of my narrative

jokes aside is this 'promotion' just scams layered onto scams

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/punkrockuniform/status/1500301242639204354

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
That venue is loving hilarious. Do they not have bingo halls or armories in Orlando?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

imagine launching your entire movement and company on a show where warlord strowman will bonk his head on a heating duct trying to do a hard camera corner pose

edit: then he kicks the poo poo out of a kid in the crowd

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Mar 6, 2022

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

why the hell did damo shave his head, he looks loving terrible

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Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
maybe he just wanted to fit in

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

DLC Inc posted:

why the hell did damo shave his head, he looks loving terrible

Cause like 1/3rd of all wrestlers have to look like that now for some reason

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
It sounds to me like these Narratives haven't been controlled at all!

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae
This is the funniest and best thread about wrestling on the forums

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

sba posted:

This is the funniest and best thread about wrestling on the forums

The old Dixie-era TNA threads were up there as well.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Exclusive shot of the new Control Your Narrative ring.

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Lamuella posted:

Exclusive shot of the new Control Your Narrative ring.



Lmao perfect

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Lamuella posted:

Exclusive shot of the new Control Your Narrative ring.



Whoa, with ceilings that high? What is this, WrestleMania?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Lamuella posted:

Exclusive shot of the new Control Your Narrative ring.



lol

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/nikoexxtra/status/1500460006243713028

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
they are just so crushingly upset that people make fun of them on the internet

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I think they misunderstood nobody wanting a private meet and greet with a bunch of broke brained c level wrestlers as being nobody having balls enough to argue with them about the earth being flat for five minutes straight in a weird musty storage room in a basement

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
I would enter the RANT ROOM (tm) to discuss psychadelics with Matt Sydal

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Nobody wants to "step" into the #RANTROOM with an "unvaccinated" "antimasker".

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