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we need to consider that these arent just some polygons which are spawned at the wrong location, but each of these little men is a quanta created by tony zurovec, an artificial lifeform with hopes and dreams. artificial lifeforms who probably just want to lick some p[BEEEEEEP]
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hallelujah!
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Men... raining from the sky. Extra kinky. But kind of junky for a game after 10 years of being built.
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Blackstone posted:I still think he’s a paid shill who’s trying to see what he’s getting away with. From that perspective, his posts are brillant. I thought so too, but I have changed my mind since the additional revelations. I'm pretty sure he's just a dude with way too much time on his hands and way too much investment in the video game and other things.
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I feel like I got pretty close to channeling this energy and line of thinking (“thinking”). 
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If they were working in a horror game, this would be amazing. From a distance you see a movement. Not clear what it is, but then you zoom in and learn the terrible secret of space.
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This is how you get rid of Quanta that do not fit your world view, an alarming development of having true AI for your NPC's
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I see the stimpire punishment system is getting implented.
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 Fixed this nerds chart to be something a little more suitable for PROPER Star Citizens.
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The cursed mangled version of the Cryengine needs a constant flow sacrificial NPCs to run. 30K is when that supply stops for even a second.
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What in the flying gently caress
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BrotherJayne posted:What in the flying gently caress Not so much flying there, really. Edit: one might even say "what in the falling gently caress".
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Mellow_ posted:
Buy an Idris.
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It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Crobear has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of CIG. He is the Master of the 'verse by the will of the backers, and master of one world (but 99 more will follow as soon as the pipelines allow) by the might of his inexhaustible armies of shills. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of 386 Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Cloud Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly lack vitamins. Yet even in his deathless state, the Crobear continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the goon-infested miasma of the warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Funding Tracker, the psychic manifestation of the Crobear's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted websites. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Positivus, the Net Promoter Score Marines, bio-engineered super-posters. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Cloud Imperial Guard and countless Redditary defence forces, the ever vigilant Spectrum Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Cryenginus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from haters, heretics, women - and worse. To be a backer in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten by AAA games, never to be re-learned. Forget the promises of Crobear and the Kickstarter, for in the grim dark future there is only the Funding Tracker. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of bugs and crashes, and the laughter of thirsting gods, on their way to the bank. FishMcCool fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Mar 7, 2022 |
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trucutru posted:Got any money? No? There are 3 ships available to you Holy poo poo, I looked up the Javelin and it costs 3000 United States dollars to purchase 
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CommissarMega posted:Holy poo poo, I looked up the Javelin and it costs 3000 United States dollars to purchase Welcome to the madness that is Star Citizen. Go look up Legatus Package.
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Where is banu merchantman in this chart?
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CommissarMega posted:Holy poo poo, I looked up the Javelin and it costs 3000 United States dollars to purchase Wait, how much does a real Javelin missile launcher cost?
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Lammasu posted:Wait, how much does a real Javelin missile launcher cost? No idea but I suspect a certain monocled feline mental health nurse with a taste for female vaginas would probably know, his knowledge of every topic under the sun seems all encompassing.
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CommissarMega posted:Holy poo poo, I looked up the Javelin and it costs 3000 United States dollars to purchase You will be delighted to know that CIG is keenly aware that it's costing system is a bit frightening to people, so have apparently helpfully locked off other more expensive things to people who have already spent a significant amount of money with them. So what you see is what CIG allows normal people to view and considers it totally logical for a video game. I've never seen this high-spender catalog yet, so I'm not sure if it exists or what the costs are in it- but it's existence is what the rumor mill indicates.
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commando in tophat posted:Where is banu merchantman in this chart? That ship is too kinky to be included.
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Mar 7, 2022 14:54
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The ship or your version of the ship?
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Believing Jared's lies is a bold move. There is a 0% chance Squadron 42 is going to be integrated like this. It's going to be a single-player game completely separate from the PU that you happen to launch from the same menu screen. And you get some PU perks if you complete it before going into the PU. That's it.
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CommissarMega posted:Holy poo poo, I looked up the Javelin and it costs 3000 United States dollars to purchase Okay, but how much is that in Russian rubles? Asking for a comrade.
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Aqua Seafoam Shame posted:Okay, but how much is that in Russian rubles? Asking for a comrade. About 300,000 rubles now, rofl. And it might actually be a wise investment in this case, just as a grey market hedge against hyperinflation.
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FishMcCool posted:It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Crobear has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of CIG. He is the Master of the 'verse by the will of the backers, and master of one world (but 99 more will follow as soon as the pipelines allow) by the might of his inexhaustible armies of shills. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of 386 Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Cloud Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly lack vitamins. New thread title. All of it.
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Bmac32 posted:New thread title. All of it. 75 characters aren't enough to convey the greatness of the BDSSE
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Uh. Can we get a  on that?
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.random posted:Uh. Can we get a it was the wrong thread, sorry lol
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War citizen
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Lammasu posted:Wait, how much does a real Javelin missile launcher cost? Looks like you’d need about 69 of the star citizen ship to get the real missile launcher.
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LOL, 20 Germans have just lapped Snore Citizer for the hundredth time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrsFI0L9Uo&ab_channel=Egosoft They've even got t-posing NPCs as well!
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Fidelitious posted:Believing Jared's lies is a bold move. It's also going to be worse in every conceivable way than 2016s CoD Infinity War.
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Fidelitious posted:Believing Jared's lies is a bold move. There is no game, so I doubt it will be getting launched from any menu
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Jonny Shiloh posted:LOL, 20 Germans have just lapped Snore Citizer for the hundredth time: X games always look amazing but broken on release, then a new patch comes out and I get interested then I go on the sub reddit and read stuff like, "have they fixed missiles being utterly useless yet? No." "Have they fixed your traders moving at 1% of max speed and only buying the worst resources? No" etc etc
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i am a moron posted:There is no game, so I doubt it will be getting launched from any menu I don't think it's that unlikely they will release something, I'll just be amazed if it isn't dull, artistically bland and barely competent.
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