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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Dirk Pitt would only ever drive some wacky 'only five were ever made' model from a company that operated for six months total in 1932, that he personally dredged up from the bottom of Lake Michigan or some bullshit. The hipster-est Mary Sue manly adventurer by a mile.

Those books were weird because they were like double self-inserts with Dirk Pitt driving around cars Cussler himself had (And IIRC would also be posing next to on the back cover), but then when Cussler would inevitably lose the plot, he's just put his normal-rear end self in as a *~*MYSTEROUS STRANGER*~* to get the boys back on track.


They were pretty rad when I was a kid though.

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Dirk Pitt would only ever drive some wacky 'only five were ever made' model from a company that operated for six months total in 1932, that he personally dredged up from the bottom of Lake Michigan or some bullshit. The hipster-est Mary Sue manly adventurer by a mile.

That would be his other character Kurt Austin who won't shut up about progressive jazz and how hyper expensive restaurants with tiny portions are superior because they leave you room for dessert

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Cthulu Carl posted:

They were pretty rad when I was a kid though.

I inherited a big pile of them from my opa. I still want to live in an apartment above a hanger full of cars.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r871wpEndL1yri6y0.mp4

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


That probably sounded like a Neil Pert drum solo.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Powershift posted:

That probably sounded like a Neil Pert drum solo.

Or Zappa's "Black Page" drum solo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ExXg8uCRVA

HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird
https://twitter.com/misternineham/status/1500546627957936129

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Was doing the anxiety squint the whole time.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://i.imgur.com/0N1nv0m.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


lol holy poo poo, that dude is super lucky that grass was tasty

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf
Aren't those things so dumb and agressively full of testosterone that they frequently starve to death from spending too much of the fall loving?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/7FRnBT2.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

OH HELL loving NO

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r8bish05v51r0uzl6.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




New Mario Kart DLC looking good

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Dirk Pitt would only ever drive some wacky 'only five were ever made' model from a company that operated for six months total in 1932, that he personally dredged up from the bottom of Lake Michigan or some bullshit. The hipster-est Mary Sue manly adventurer by a mile.

So he's a Corvette owner. For those who never interact with them, they loving love that poo poo. Stuff like "This is the only model built at this factory on a Tuesday during a solar eclipse with this kind of leather seats". They are the loving worst.

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

Groda posted:

Aren't those things so dumb and agressively full of testosterone that they frequently starve to death from spending too much of the fall loving?

Dumb and aggressive, yes. Starving to death, not so much. The bulls with a herd of cow elks don't eat much during the day because they're protecting the herd, but they eat at night.

Growing up in elk country, the bull elk that cause most of the problems are the younger herdless ones that don't get to gently caress. Elk aren't particularly smart at the best of times. You've got a young, dumb teenage elk, blasted it out of its mind on testosterone, and any time it approaches a cow it gets its rear end kicked. They wind up in this weird state where they just start attacking random things, like "the only way to get my rocks off is to win this fight against a golf cart".

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Tobermory posted:

Dumb and aggressive, yes. Starving to death, not so much. The bulls with a herd of cow elks don't eat much during the day because they're protecting the herd, but they eat at night.

Growing up in elk country, the bull elk that cause most of the problems are the younger herdless ones that don't get to gently caress. Elk aren't particularly smart at the best of times. You've got a young, dumb teenage elk, blasted it out of its mind on testosterone, and any time it approaches a cow it gets its rear end kicked. They wind up in this weird state where they just start attacking random things, like "the only way to get my rocks off is to win this fight against a golf cart".

So the same as teenage human males, basically.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
I feel attacked.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

LifeSunDeath posted:

OH HELL loving NO

whats wrong? thats a thicc fat platform going by videogame standards.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




I think I played that Far Cry game.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Looks like a bridge in BOTW

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
I was thinking those 1x bridges in Minecraft that lazy jerks make

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
What, you can't drive in a straight line? There's plenty of room.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

We had a large boulder the size of a very large boulder incident in my area recently. Here it is getting blowed up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CogZePk9eXg&t=1035s

Skip to 17:15 if the timestamp doesn't work.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Knormal posted:

We had a large boulder the size of a very large boulder incident in my area recently. Here it is getting blowed up.
I don't know... looks to be the size of several smaller boulders to me.....

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

Atticus_1354 posted:

I inherited a big pile of them from my opa. I still want to live in an apartment above a hanger full of cars.

I used to own an auto restoration business and lived in the upstairs office for a few months after getting divorced. It wasn't nearly as cool as my thirteen year old self thought it would be.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Well that actually answered a question I have had since I was a kid.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



100% knew exactly what was going to happen when I saw what they were trying to do.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Thomamelas posted:

So he's a Corvette owner. For those who never interact with them, they loving love that poo poo. Stuff like "This is the only model built at this factory on a Tuesday during a solar eclipse with this kind of leather seats". They are the loving worst.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjlwvlBJcPo

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Humphreys posted:

Well that actually answered a question I have had since I was a kid.

"How do they make the AT&T logo?"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The Corvette boat is bananas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGWjlT_xRq8

Placeholder
Sep 24, 2008

tater_salad posted:

100% knew exactly what was going to happen when I saw what they were trying to do.

They seemed genuinely surprised that the piece of wood came apart when they... cut it apart

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
A large boulder the size of a small boulder came off a cliff above a home in Finland and split in two crushing a sauna building and a car.








Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Nenonen posted:

A large boulder the size of a small boulder came off a cliff above a home in Finland and split in two crushing a sauna building and a car.










So it's two medium boulders each half the size of a small boulder now?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“Could God make a country so dense with saunas that even he could not throw a rock without hitting one?”



“Yes.”

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Cthulu Carl posted:

"How do they make the AT&T logo?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AgD5NUzyOE

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Captain Hygiene posted:

So it's two medium boulders each half the size of a small boulder now?

Time works the same way.

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


I've watched that dude a few times. I'm sure there's some OSHA poo poo in his videos, but they're kinda nice.

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