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Mass-produced teriyaki sauce. E: https://i.imgur.com/YT4THGu.gifv BAGS FLY AT NOON fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Mar 7, 2022 |
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Mar 7, 2022 16:19
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Tiny can of tomato juice This is a good one. God have you tried the spicy V8. I cannot control myself around that delicious tomato goo.
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Mar 7, 2022 16:19
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AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Mar 7, 2022 |
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Mar 7, 2022 16:23
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AARD VARKMAN posted:
holy gently caress I'd totally try that
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Mar 7, 2022 16:40
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I assume that tastes like liquid Corn Pops.
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Mar 7, 2022 16:42
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bagmonkey posted:Okay guys, what suggestions do you have for Morning Beverages that don't have caffeine? Tell me what you guzzle in the morning (even you BBC) Honestly I drink water probably 9/10 times with juice or coffee being the exceptions
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Mar 7, 2022 16:55
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Sorry, if there's any Euro/Non-US goons reading what I meant is that obviously I roll myself fatly down the driveway while squeezing a bag of mayo and coca-cola mixed together into my gaping mouth while moaning and wheezing about guns and not knowing where to find your country on a globe.
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Mar 7, 2022 17:01
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Big Beef City posted:Honestly I drink water probably 9/10 times with juice or coffee being the exceptions Same I just get a hankering for something in the morning sometimes and I'm trying to not lean into carbonated beverages as much In other news, I am trying out Tidal this week to see if it can replace Spotify for me and the family. I'm also debating switching from my Pixel 5 to an iPhone this year too, I am tired of Google horseshit.
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Mar 7, 2022 17:17
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Hell yeah I got my tacky as gently caress D&D gangtag!!!!
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Mar 7, 2022 17:18
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My non-caffeinated hot drink of choice is mint tea - it lacks the kick of black coffee (or builder's tea), but it's warm, pleasant, cheap and probably health-neutral. Easy to find and easy to make, too. I use some artificial sweetener in mine, but whatever you like I guess. Honey would probably be good.
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Mar 7, 2022 17:24
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I'm gonna gently caress around in the tea aisle the next time I go to the store. Also prolly get some V8 since my tastes have changed also gonna try and find chicory too
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Mar 7, 2022 17:28
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I know you said 'no coffee', but Mrs Beef and I just picked this up (she drinks it more than I do, but I do like a cup mid-day rather than right in the morning, esp. on weekends): And I gotta tell ya, it's p drat fine for a lunch-time coffee SENSATION. WOW. It's just like you're drinking a cup of coffee and it's coffee that you like. Imagine that if you can.
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Mar 7, 2022 17:39
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idk if this has caffeine or not but it is delicious and tastes like a lovely canadian hug 
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Mar 7, 2022 18:16
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protein powder with half coffee half water and a half serving of smoothie.
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Mar 7, 2022 18:17
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although i dont think ive ever hugged a canadian
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Mar 7, 2022 18:17
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Big Beef City posted:Sorry, if there's any Euro/Non-US goons reading what I meant is that obviously I roll myself fatly down the driveway while squeezing a bag of mayo and coca-cola mixed together into my gaping mouth while moaning and wheezing about guns and not knowing where to find your country on a globe. Don't worry. Once we finally impose Sharia law on your country this type of degenereacy will not be tolerated, inshallah.
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Mar 7, 2022 18:20
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Ruby Gloom posted:idk if this has caffeine or not but it is delicious and tastes like a lovely canadian hug it's even better out of a crusty old canadian coffee vending machine
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Mar 7, 2022 18:24
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Ruby Gloom posted:although i dont think ive ever hugged a canadian I'm from outside Detroit so I've been hugging Canadians all my life
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Mar 7, 2022 18:26
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Shoot me please 45 day code freeze on the team in Mexico's entire tech stack (PowerBI). So my boss had the bright idea to have them start working in my tech stack for that time. We haven't set up anyone on my stuff in 2+ years and it's a gigantic duct taped mess of drivers that barely work and have to be installed in precise orders, and even then fails for crazy reasons (Oracle drivers loving suck). 5 devs, all of whom have already tried installing it all, all of whom have nearly no English. casually I'm supposed to drop everything and train them on my stack. Absolutely psychotic
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Mar 7, 2022 18:32
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Necesito usar el baño
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Mar 7, 2022 18:33
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Shoot me please Oh you have to deal with Oracle? Now the weed usage makes sense. That poo poo is a nightmare.
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Mar 7, 2022 18:35
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Zil posted:Oh you have to deal with Oracle? Now the weed usage makes sense. That poo poo is a nightmare. Oracle is the worst driverwise to get working but I vastly prefer it to the SQL system our hip up and coming CIO forced on us: Vertica. We're a regular business with regular database needs. Vertica is a hardcore big data number crunch database, made for 1000x our data storage, missing such useless things as functions and procedures despite it replacing a database that had over 500 of each of those!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But it worked for the CIO's previous company so why can't you just make it work Aardvark anyway it's 4 years later and my project right now is getting off of Vertica and going to loving DB2. whatever
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Mar 7, 2022 18:41
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Oracle is the worst driverwise to get working but I vastly prefer it to the SQL system our hip up and coming CIO forced on us: Vertica. But it worked for the CIO's previous company so why can't you just make it work Aardvark Love when a C level gets a kickback from a previous vendor. Wonder how much they sold their soul for?
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Mar 7, 2022 18:48
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bagmonkey posted:I'm from outside Detroit so I've been hugging Canadians all my life Back to your beverage chat for a second, one thing that I've found when I don't want water or coffee or a big glass of OJ that's just 'too much' right away? We get these guys:  They're individual pouches sized to mix into either a water bottle or like, an oversized pint glass/water glass. They're not nearly as 'heavy' as juice, and not even as overly sweet as regular gatorade but they still have a lot of electrolytes, so they get you nice and hydrated. If you chug a big glass with one of these, and then a regular glass of water, you'll be ready for business even if you had a rough night. Maybe give these a shot IF U DARE PS THEY ARE HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF WATER AND HYDRATION V. SPOOK
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Mar 7, 2022 19:27
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im watching The Mentalist and it's every bit the dry, boring version of Psych i expected with added hypnosis nonsense
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Mar 7, 2022 19:32
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You're mental, dry and boring and full of nonsense I figured it'd be right up your alley heeey yoooo
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Mar 7, 2022 19:41
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I cannot WAIT to send my friends links to songs via Tidal and have them get annoyed me and be like why don't you just use Spotify
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Mar 7, 2022 19:46
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AARD VARKMAN posted:im watching The Mentalist and it's every bit the dry, boring version of Psych i expected with added hypnosis nonsense what loving demented train of thought led you to the decision "i'm going to watch the mentalist right now"? we've reached a state of mass prestige tv where you could watch literally anything else for the rest of your life times 2
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Mar 7, 2022 19:48
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Mac and Cheese posted:what loving demented train of thought led you to the decision "i'm going to watch the mentalist right now"? I had to find a replacement for Rizzoli & Isles after they had Bill O'Reilly guest star on that
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Mar 7, 2022 19:53
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also gently caress prestige television. bring back episodic tv.
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Mar 7, 2022 19:58
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i think if we survive the next 100 years it'll come in cycles, people are going to get really sick of serialized stories with the shortening attention spans and what not
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Mar 7, 2022 20:00
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I just leave my TV on garbage all day and sometimes I watch wrestling. I don't really have the attention span for making it through actual seasons and poo poo
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Mar 7, 2022 20:05
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Oh poo poo I need to watch Evil S2 I keep forgetting. one of the last bastions of Episodic But Good tv
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Mar 7, 2022 20:05
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I have yerba mate and even the whole cup and straw thing at work. It is a bit much for how much you get to drink though. The best way to start your day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAl95iEcJl4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAl95iEcJl4
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Mar 7, 2022 20:10
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Oh poo poo I need to watch Evil S2 I keep forgetting. one of the last bastions of Episodic But Good tv that show is probably the guiltiest pleasure i'm willing to admit, it does have an overarching plot though, michael emerson is a total oval office, boom that's the plot season 2 is both better and worse but definitely worth watching
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Mar 7, 2022 20:15
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Aard did you ever finish Murder She Wrote?
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Mar 7, 2022 20:17
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thats like all you need for the overarching plot on a certain kind of TV show honestly. they're making a Quantum Leap reboot and I'm curious if they're going to gently caress it up the modern way with long multi-episode plots
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Mar 7, 2022 20:17
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Aard did you ever finish Murder She Wrote? no, I reached a point where I couldn't just watch it for hours straight anymore, like i almost always do with procedurals. however I still love her and put on an episode every now and then. almost to season 4 
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Mar 7, 2022 20:21
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AARD VARKMAN posted:thats like all you need for the overarching plot on a certain kind of TV show honestly. Yes, they will gently caress it up. The Original is a timeless classic that is perfect and should be left alone to stand as a beacon of GOOD TELEVISION for all future generations. They can reboot The Outer Limits instead and do whatever the gently caress they want to it
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Mar 7, 2022 20:21
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bagmonkey posted:They can reboot The Outer Limits instead and do whatever the gently caress they want to it The Jordan Peele twilight zone reboot was...not great
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Mar 7, 2022 20:22
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