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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

he’s deceptively enormous as well

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Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

NienNunb posted:

He’ll never go but Randy in AEW would instantly be the coolest wrestler ever.

hell yeah he would. he'd look like loving giant gonzalez compared to the rest of the roster

brian
Sep 11, 2001
I obtained this title through beard tax.

randy is also one of the few wrestlers to have a signature post walkout pose that rivals tanahashi's finger point, which in my personal rating system gains him exceedingly high points and something that separates the greats from the goods

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Randy and Brock are probably the greatest fully home grown fed talents

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Randy Orton was one of the few WWE wrestlers of his generation I liked, and also made me ask questions about myself.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

flatluigi posted:

for me it's a combination of two things



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZztCCZ1lIXs

basically: super athletic, still, with a finisher that can get some sick as hell setups i've never seen before even this long into his career & when he shows some personality i genuinely enjoy it

i didn't wanna leave this gif at the bottom of last page

i don't know if there's a single spot in wwe in my time i was actively watching it that i like more

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
If we are posting Orton stuff we liked, I thought both guys made this a fun feud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUYDXyPBRtg

I love how the crowd starts cheering louder and louder as they realize the implications of the nut kick

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1501011316231843844?s=20&t=j539PjzwxMzTqvbX3H9ZQQ

look at this dude

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

remember when he was pissed off at vince forcing him to be a babyface so he did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZEtti0HNg8

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

who is gable trying to moonsault

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

presumably riddle, who is seen sliding out of the ring just before the landing

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

didn’t have time to watch both seconds of the gif

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
I’m a busy man

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Randy Orton has been boring as dirt for 80% of his career but the other 20% has been so cool that I'd love to see what he could do in AEW

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/TozawaAkira/status/1501326594882875396

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

It's not the guy who is taking those, it's my nana, she has a whole closet full

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Blandly Boreton’s career being 95% meaningless white noise and 5% really good perfectly encapsulates modern WWE

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

MassRafTer posted:

Don't listen to the Anti-WWE Troll Army, they are just here to collect their Tony Con Man paychecks. Edge not only looks like a star he is still getting major endorsements.

https://twitter.com/Gavin4L/status/1498887517768237057

Lmao

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/OfficialTAZ/status/1501357812856901640

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

ah piss i had the wrong idea

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

are you threatening me

https://twitter.com/callmekrisstat/status/1501357336379678723

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009


Is Danhausen just cornholio?

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


kdrudy posted:

Is Danhausen just cornholio?

well, he does need TP for his bunghole ...

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

laughing irl at the curse defense reaction lol

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

kdrudy posted:

Is Danhausen just cornholio?

His leg is still hosed up

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

https://twitter.com/RealBrittBaker/status/1501229599660773377

it's been said before but dang that is a really good looking belt

her matching gear was rad too

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Otani is old looking: Part whatever. He is two years younger than his opponent here

https://mobile.twitter.com/noahglobal/status/1501467344111304711

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




kdrudy posted:

Is Danhausen just cornholio?

Cornholio would be a better gimmick

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

History Comes Inside! posted:

Cornholio would be a better gimmick

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)

SG Bamboo posted:

Otani is old looking: Part whatever. He is two years younger than his opponent here

https://mobile.twitter.com/noahglobal/status/1501467344111304711

Bring it home, Otani

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

flatluigi posted:

i didn't wanna leave this gif at the bottom of last page

i don't know if there's a single spot in wwe in my time i was actively watching it that i like more

Certainly my favourite spot since being an adult

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Lily Catts posted:

Bring it home, Otani

Sugi all the way, if Otani wins they'll stop putting ZERO1 shows up on Wrestle Universe

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Holy poo poo :lol:

SG Bamboo posted:

Otani is old looking: Part whatever. He is two years younger than his opponent here

https://mobile.twitter.com/noahglobal/status/1501467344111304711

gently caress him up, Japanese Bob Newhart!

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

SG Bamboo posted:

Sugi all the way, if Otani wins they'll stop putting ZERO1 shows up on Wrestle Universe

Well they'd probably just get confused and label them NOAH shows when they see Otani with a belt

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

It's really not a fair fight, there are very few 51 year olds out there that look as good as Sugiura

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

SG Bamboo posted:

It's really not a fair fight, there are very few 51 year olds out there that look as good as Sugiura

Also Ohtani has basically had "violent social studies teacher" as a gimmick/look for like a decade or so now

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Mar 9, 2022

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


https://twitter.com/KennyOmegamanX/status/1501373711999504385

Kenny's SMT and Persona rankings were a thing I never knew I wanted until now.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/KingSerpentico/status/1501570974034153482

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

anakha posted:

https://twitter.com/KennyOmegamanX/status/1501373711999504385

Kenny's SMT and Persona rankings were a thing I never knew I wanted until now.

I like to think he tweeted this as a warning that he's healing and people should watch the gently caress out.

I think he mentioned not being able to raise his arms above his head before taking time off.

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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

lmao

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