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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
There are Mi-26s in the area, although I can't imagine why anyone would use them to conduct an air assault. Then again...

https://twitter.com/Liveuamap/status/1501263619111141384

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ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

The Russian ship that was told to go gently caress itself, has indeed, hosed itself.

Yesterday it was blown up by rockets:

https://ukraine-today.org/russian-warship-that-was-told-to-go-f-yourself-has-been-destroyed/

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

This poo poo will never be not funny.

I still think it's inevitable that the major cities fall or get shelled into rubble (or even if surrendered, genocided), but the fact that this keeps happening is hilarious.

And Putin thought he was going to just take over a country with these kinds of people in it? THEY'RE STEALING TANKS WITH TRACTORS

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


ASAPI posted:

The Russian ship that was told to go gently caress itself, has indeed, hosed itself.

Yesterday it was blown up by rockets:

https://ukraine-today.org/russian-warship-that-was-told-to-go-f-yourself-has-been-destroyed/

Hitting a small patrol corvette with an unguided rocket barrage is some real good poo poo

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Arrath posted:

Hitting a small patrol corvette with an unguided rocket barrage is some real good poo poo

I have serious doubts that a warship can be destroyed by an Grad from shore.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

bees everywhere posted:

Yes, the Mi-26 can carry up to 90 pax.

edit: Actually they could be using Mi-38s which can hold up to 40. For reference a Chinook's capacity is listed at 33. Low elevation in Ukraine so maybe they can squeeze even more in there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Khankala_Mi-26_crash

quote:

The helicopter was ferrying 142

:stare:

quote:

The missile hit one of the engines as the Mi-26 was approaching Khankala, and the helicopter crash-landed in a minefield that made up part of the federal military headquarters' perimeter defenses. Some of the survivors, attempting to abandon the wrecked Mi-26, are reported to have been killed by 'friendly' anti-personnel mine explosions.[4]

:stare:

this hind...does not sound safe

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Stultus Maximus posted:

I have serious doubts that a warship can be destroyed by an Grad from shore.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neptune_(cruise_missile)

My guess is everything is a "rocket" even when it's a missile.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Ukraine wins the best MRE award

https://youtu.be/ID_eFoIemjU

No wonder their troops are so much better.

Logistics matter.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

BIG HEADLINE posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neptune_(cruise_missile)

My guess is everything is a "rocket" even when it's a missile.

The video posted by the Ukrainians shows a rocket artillery barrage, not an ASCM. And the only evidence of success was smoke on the horizon.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


I believe a rocket barrage could do it.

But given how russian fuels and botes work, a column of black smoke isn't really conclusive of a sinking or just regular operating condition.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/BCAppelbaum/status/1501308203086319619?t=H1duxkcuwEPg2MUy5W73Ig&s=19

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





FWIW corvettes aren't exactly heavily armoured, and set fires in the right place, or punch a few holes beneath the waterline and you're about done.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Comrade Blyatlov posted:

FWIW corvettes aren't exactly heavily armoured, and set fires in the right place, or punch a few holes beneath the waterline and you're about done.

Pretty sure fire on a bote is pretty much a really big deal.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Or put a bunch of them above a sinkhole

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





CainFortea posted:

Pretty sure fire on a bote is pretty much a really big deal.

:rolleyes: my career says otherwise

Saukkis
May 16, 2003

Unless I'm on the inside curve pointing straight at oncoming traffic the high beams stay on and I laugh at your puny protest flashes.
I am Most Important Man. Most Important Man in the World.

BIG HEADLINE posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neptune_(cruise_missile)

My guess is everything is a "rocket" even when it's a missile.

The original reports showed a video of a MLRS attack launched from a shore, so it sounds plausible.


https://twitter.com/StateOfUkraine/status/1500887780045594628

quote:

Ukrainian small boats lured the Russian patrol boat Vasily Bykov to a camouflaged firing position, where it was shelled.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Bored As gently caress posted:

Ukraine wins the best MRE award

https://youtu.be/ID_eFoIemjU

No wonder their troops are so much better.

Logistics matter.

We must close the MRE gap.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Saukkis posted:

The original reports showed a video of a MLRS attack launched from a shore, so it sounds plausible.


https://twitter.com/StateOfUkraine/status/1500887780045594628

So it was shelled overnight and then sank the next day?

Wrong Theory
Aug 27, 2005

Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code

Bored As gently caress posted:

Ukraine wins the best MRE award

https://youtu.be/ID_eFoIemjU

No wonder their troops are so much better.

Logistics matter.

Steve and his iron stomach are a natural treasure. Be sure to watch the one where he eats hard tack from the civil war. Not tack made from a recipe from the civil war, like it was made during the civil war. I think he has gotten sick from a couple of the modern Chinese MREs. The one thing he has taught me, if your tongue goes numb spit it out!

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


hobbesmaster posted:

So it was shelled overnight and then sank the next day?

Big Truus Oversteegen vibes.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Wrong Theory posted:

Steve and his iron stomach are a natural treasure. Be sure to watch the one where he eats hard tack from the civil war. Not tack made from a recipe from the civil war, like it was made during the civil war. I think he has gotten sick from a couple of the modern Chinese MREs. The one thing he has taught me, if your tongue goes numb spit it out!

I am amazed that he doesn't have massive intestinal issues yet.

Frankie
Feb 22, 2006






Wrong Theory posted:

Steve and his iron stomach are a natural treasure. Be sure to watch the one where he eats hard tack from the civil war. Not tack made from a recipe from the civil war, like it was made during the civil war. I think he has gotten sick from a couple of the modern Chinese MREs. The one thing he has taught me, if your tongue goes numb spit it out!

That one where he ate the beef paste from the 1890's was really something.

Saukkis
May 16, 2003

Unless I'm on the inside curve pointing straight at oncoming traffic the high beams stay on and I laugh at your puny protest flashes.
I am Most Important Man. Most Important Man in the World.

hobbesmaster posted:

So it was shelled overnight and then sank the next day?

The only photo evidence I have seen was a tall smoke plum on the horizon. But if the boat was still producing that much smoke by the day time it can't been that far from natural firefighting methods.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Russian boats smoke like the twin towers all the time tho

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Slight food derail- some of my favorite Navy stories from my father were about the sub-legal horse trading and hijinks in the 70s/80s Navy, and no small amount of it revolved around food. When his ship (the Brunswick, a salvage ship) was anchored off a small South Pacific island, he was one of three people aboard a shore party to deliver a small generator to a remote outpost. The fishermen also on the island were running extremely low on diesel, as the supply ships in that area were variable schedule and unreliable, and they had gone a while without resupply. So they started plying my dad (a warrant officer).

He called back to the ship, told the Captain to please trust him, and send a 55 gallon drum of diesel out on the tender. The obvious subtext was "for some poo poo I can't put out on the radio".

So when they get done installing the new generator, they get on the boat back to the Brunswick. The CO was standing right there, wondering what he had gotten himself into. The returning sailors hauled up several huge laundry bags with hundreds of gigantic, feisty lobsters.

Dad figured he was ok, but was still a little nervous that he had gone too far, as the CO looked at the lobsters for a minute, without saying anything. Then the CO turned to the XO and told him "tell the cooks I don't care what they're making, or how done they are. Throw it out and start boiling water", and Dad knew he was good.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuhZauu188A

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Saukkis posted:

The original reports showed a video of a MLRS attack launched from a shore, so it sounds plausible.


https://twitter.com/StateOfUkraine/status/1500887780045594628

Russian bear fall for honeypot

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WEEEEEEEBBBB.

Also if he gets killed because of this, it would be hilarious and satisfying.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Chechnya: Its all Islam and Anime.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CommieGIR posted:

Chechnya: Its all Islam and Anime.

And glass bottle sodomy.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

citybeatnik posted:

My grandpa, a west Texas dirt farmer kid who joined up to serve in WWII because it meant he could actually eat, would wax poetically about the wonders of actually getting enough food while with the navy. He *loved* the ship he was on just for the chow hall.

When the fridges broke halfway to Guam it was all you could eat ice cream and fried chicken every day. Then all you could drink melted ice cream with fried chicken. *Then* it was just fried chicken that you were careful about biting into on account of the steadily growing ring of black around the bone.

To bring this back around to the actual topic, seems like my company's gotten most of our folks out of Ukraine... save for the native residents that decided to stay behind and fight.

That's interesting thank you for sharing. Yeah it's fascinating to read about how so many young men who grew up in the depression had major food insecurity and were able to be properly fed after joining up. I think there were also literacy programs that were in high demand.

In Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors they mention how ice cream makers were usually reserved for aircraft carriers but an escort destroyer was able to obtain one and this meant in the tropical humid Pacific they had a very valuable trade good when meeting up with other ships.

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

psydude posted:

How many MiG-29s does Poland have?

Probably answered by now but Scramble has good details here:

https://www.scramble.nl/military-news/polish-mig-29s-for-ukraine

psydude posted:

Pre-Edo era Japan?

Can't believe I forgot this, good point.

bees everywhere posted:

Yes, the Mi-26 can carry up to 90 pax.

edit: Actually they could be using Mi-38s which can hold up to 40. For reference a Chinook's capacity is listed at 33. Low elevation in Ukraine so maybe they can squeeze even more in there.

Unlikely to be Mi-38s, those are still prototypes. They are supposed to replace the Mi-8s, but Russian procurement is, as we have discovered, completely ratfucked from top to bottom, sooooo

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
modern, tho, lol. joseon korea also did this

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Hyrax Attack! posted:

That's interesting thank you for sharing. Yeah it's fascinating to read about how so many young men who grew up in the depression had major food insecurity and were able to be properly fed after joining up. I think there were also literacy programs that were in high demand.

My grandpa told me that when the WW2 draft started all his friends lied to hide their medical conditions so they could enlist. He had an uncle who lost a leg in WW1 so gramps emphasized and embellished every little thing he could think of to be medically ineligible. He's always carried some guilt about that, especially because one of his childhood friends was KIA at Bastogne, but I've always felt gramps working his butt off on the farm for the entire war was as great of a contribution as enlisting would have been.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

citybeatnik posted:

My grandpa, a west Texas dirt farmer kid who joined up to serve in WWII because it meant he could actually eat, would wax poetically about the wonders of actually getting enough food while with the navy. He *loved* the ship he was on just for the chow hall.

When the fridges broke halfway to Guam it was all you could eat ice cream and fried chicken every day. Then all you could drink melted ice cream with fried chicken. *Then* it was just fried chicken that you were careful about biting into on account of the steadily growing ring of black around the bone.

To bring this back around to the actual topic, seems like my company's gotten most of our folks out of Ukraine... save for the native residents that decided to stay behind and fight.

I remember the last meal we had that had meat on the first mission of my first deployment, they pulled the last of the rotting meat off some meat that was still good in the broken freezers, we had chicken, beef, lobster, as much as you could eat you could have, I had two steaks, and two lobster tails (which was a good choice because the chicken had turned a little and made some sailors sick).

The next 45 days where we got about 1000 calories in dehydrated eggs and whatever carbohydrates were onboard taught me a lot about forcible starvation.

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

Very awkward.

https://twitter.com/JacquiHeinrich/status/1501333459972800527?s=19

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
hand it off to moldova lol

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
They should just fly them to the closest border airport and tow them across the border.

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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



CommieGIR posted:

They should just fly them to the closest border airport and tow them across the border.

Ukrainian tractors will materialize to do the needful.

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