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kazil posted:They hyped the poo poo out of George R R Martin writing for Elden Ring. I'm sure that got quite a few people interested that wouldn't normally be. It was me. I got suckered into it because I heard bits and pieces but not enough to know what I was really getting into. Luckily Microsoft refunded my money after about 10 minutes of gameplay when I realized "ah gently caress, it's a Dark Souls game." My real life is hard enough. edit: I don't know why they call it a snipe when I'm the one about to get lit up from all the DS fans
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I'm Mildly impressed they aped Axel F but tweaked it enough so they couldn't be sued.
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Android Apocalypse posted:I'm TTG does one, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svyMRufdD7Y&t=26s
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kazil posted:They hyped the poo poo out of George R R Martin writing for Elden Ring. I'm sure that got quite a few people interested that wouldn't normally be. Yeah it's exactly the same as the dark souls games, they've just got different names for things. GRRM's involvement was a pure marketing gimmick, by the looks of it he maybe made up some of the names and that's it.
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bearer write write less
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90s Cringe Rock posted:bearer write write less
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bike tory posted:Yeah it's exactly the same as the dark souls games, they've just got different names for things. GRRM's involvement was a pure marketing gimmick, by the looks of it he maybe made up some of the names and that's it. there are many, many characters with names like marikea, matiela, makira, and radagon, ranni, renni, rodarn, etc. and it makes the plot completely inscrutable even by souls standards esp. because some of them are the same person! gently caress off!!
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Chard posted:there are many, many characters with names like marikea, matiela, makira, and radagon, ranni, renni, rodarn, etc. and it makes the plot completely inscrutable even by souls standards esp. because some of them are the same person! gently caress off!! dragons? giant dude with a really big hammer? no. i shall resist. i will not post about elves.
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You don't remember in Dark Souls 1 where you fought Ornstein and Smough and then later you had to fight Bornstein and Stough?
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It also has Iron Fist Alexander though
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90s Cringe Rock posted:endless characters with near-identical names? characters who give themselves a new name every scene? Still waiting for the Middle Earth golf game where you're an exceptionally large hobbit on a horse and the golf ball is a goblin's head
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bike tory posted:Yeah it's exactly the same as the dark souls games, they've just got different names for things. GRRM's involvement was a pure marketing gimmick, by the looks of it he maybe made up some of the names and that's it. He had an ulterior motive
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Dewgy posted:That’s newb poo poo, I saw someone complain that they got a spoiler in the game itself because they found something earlier than they were supposed to. We need to add more levels to the meme Playing the game is a spoiler Developing the game is a spoiler Knowing of Miyazaki is a spoiler Being Miyazaki is a spoiler Living while Elden Ring exists is a spoiler
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90s Cringe Rock posted:endless characters with near-identical names? characters who give themselves a new name every scene? Elf posting is good, as long as it's either classic Nordic elves or Teleporno and friends.
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Are there any drawings of Terry and Wednesday Frog having passionate gay sex with each other?
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DACK FAYDEN posted:It can be either! There's the argument that there are no menus in Middle-earth because there are no restaurants in Middle-earth, just places like inns that serve whatever they've got, which I don't find very convincing. And then there's the argument that the Uruk-hai do not have a reason to know what a menu is because they don't know what restaurants are. Which really I also don't buy but I mean, it makes more sense. I am reading The Fellowship of the Ring right now and Tolkien describes the super cool dragon firework that he brought for Bilbo's birthday as going past with the force of an "express train" which is something they certainly do not have in Middle Earth either. That stuck out as really odd because so much of the narrative voice is in-universe to the point where every now and then there's a footnote to tell you the Elvish name of some irrelevant river, like the reader will go "oh yes, of course, the famous Lonarcadin river, I didn't know that's what the hobbits called it."
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Jamesman posted:Are there any drawings of Terry and Wednesday Frog having passionate gay sex with each other? Be the change you want to see in the world my dudes
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Ralph Crammed In posted:I am reading The Fellowship of the Ring right now and Tolkien describes the super cool dragon firework that he brought for Bilbo's birthday as going past with the force of an "express train" which is something they certainly do not have in Middle Earth either. That stuck out as really odd because so much of the narrative voice is in-universe to the point where every now and then there's a footnote to tell you the Elvish name of some irrelevant river, like the reader will go "oh yes, of course, the famous Lonarcadin river, I didn't know that's what the hobbits called it."
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There have been great schisms over the epistemological issues raised by the Thinking Fox
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The fox did nothing wrong, unlike some else whose name began with an F. One of his names. Bloody gnomes.
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The fox is one of my favorite parts of Fellowship! It doesn't need to exist, and adds nothing, but the story would be worse without it.
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Yay energy. Thank you, Terry. Have some sugary goodness:
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:Yay energy. Thank you, Terry. Have some sugary goodness: I'm taking that chocolate one, that's just too good.
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projecthalaxy posted:big this guy is a moron. garfield is friends with rats and would never hurt them
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A Moose posted:The fox is one of my favorite parts of Fellowship! Love that fox. Wonder how it did during the scouring
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The four humours: cheese (rotten gases) Laszonia RATS
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Data Graham posted:There have been great schisms over the epistemological issues raised by the Thinking Fox
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Tenebrais posted:Be the change you want to see in the world It is Wednesday... My nudes.
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Thinking fox Balrog wings y/n Orc souls-? Express train Bombadil identity debate (Optional) uruk-hai menu
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Mr Pringles is now an alligator snapping turtle and I like it
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Mr Pringles is now an alligator snapping turtle and I like it Oh poo poo now I can't unsee that and this
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Mr Pringles is now an alligator snapping turtle and I like it What? What do you OH GEEZ
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Mr Pringles is now an alligator snapping turtle and I like it
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