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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I wish they had kept some of the original characteristics of the characters from the book in Jurassic Park: Ellie and Alan are not romantically interested in each other, Alan likes kids, John Hammond is an irredeemable capitalist who dies from his hubris, and Dr. Malcom goes crazy from his injuries and eventually dies (only to revived), and Dr. Wu actually exists for longer than a scene. I know Tim and Lex's ages and personalities were flipped from the book, but that was probably the correct choice for a movie.

Alternatively, make the movie R rated and show the part where Nedry has to carry his intestines, Muldoon blows up a raptor with a rocket launcher, and Dr. Wu gets ripped apart.

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
I read Clive Cussler books too haha

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


I tried to read a John Grisham novel in 2020 (it was a pandemic, I was bored) and I couldn't get more than 2 chapters in. It was horrible. And my judgement is sus because I read some really questionable stuff so if I think it's bad, it's bad.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

shirts and skins posted:

I read Clive Cussler books too haha

those are the ones I could never do. just extremely strong old person vibes

I think I've read a couple Grishams, not great but I actually do have a soft spot for legal thrillers. For some reason, since they are kinda super dumb

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


drat, I have to travel for work on my birthday next month. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I read Airframe and god was that a waste of time

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I watched a lot of John Grisham movies in 9th grade Civics, for some reason

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Play posted:

hey ive read the majority of the Jack Reacher books, please ignore my glass house and do NOT throw stones at it its fragile

I am loling a little bit at the three or four different spelling variations of the name Crichton (yes I looked it up to make sure, heh)
*checks my post*

Whoops

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Growing up in Maine meant I was given a copy of Stephen King books to read in grade school. Then again, noticing landmarks in his novels as real places was :aaa:.

I was also really big into Clive Barker novels. The Hellbound Heart that Hellraiser was based on was fun, and I read a poo poo ton of Hellraiser comic books from Marvel's Epic line back in the day.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Pron on VHS posted:

Jack Reacher books are GREAT I been talking about them in this thread for a while.

Sphere was fantastic, scared me as a teen

Jack Reacher is the epitome of airport fiction, and I mean that as a compliment.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Braksgirl posted:

I tried to read a John Grisham novel in 2020 (it was a pandemic, I was bored) and I couldn't get more than 2 chapters in. It was horrible. And my judgement is sus because I read some really questionable stuff so if I think it's bad, it's bad.

:lol: my mom had me walk her through getting all of Grisham's books to her kindle from the library in early pandemic times, which was frustrating over the phone. And she steadfastly refused to remember the process.

I never read one so I have no opinion, I gather they're probably like Law & Order translated to book media? I could be way off there, I'm talking about something I'm not familiar with. But from what I'm imagining maybe they're kinda samey but different enough, and if it's something you like it's comforting?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

LeeMajors posted:

The Hunt for Red October movie was ten times as good as the novel. Maybe ten thousand.

Clancy is such a lovely writer and is only catnip for budding ultranationalist dweebs.

His 80's books are at least entertaining, and I still really like the standalone Red Storm Rising (Keep in mind, I also read Team Yankee and Hackett's Third World War stuff, cause that poo poo always interested me), but once you get to the 90s his books get progressively longer and crazier, although they have their moments of action here and there, which is what I mostly cared about when I was 13. Then his (Possibly ghostwritten) stuff from the 00's is where they somehow get even more crazy, like somehow having 9/11 still happen just like in real life even though the Ryanverse had gone off on it's own tangent in like 1988 and everything after 1994~ was totally different (A nuked Super Bowl, wars with Japan and Iran, weaponized Ebola and ecoterrorists!).

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Grisham is at least competent. His early books were decent reads. No idea how Legal Thriller #36 turns out

T-Square
May 14, 2009

I just ate all the garlic cloves out of the bottom of the jar of pickled jalapeños I made last weekend and God drat I wanna eat that every day

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Playing for Pizza by John Grisham has absolutely no law stuff and I remember it being pretty good. I also read it like 10 years ago so YMMV

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

3 DONG HORSE posted:

drat, I have to travel for work on my birthday next month. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Doesn't your work travel normally take you to Vegas? Extend the trip and either do more of that or trek out to Bryce Canyon/ Southern Utah?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The most "oh, now I get it" about a super popular genre that I had never considered reading before was when I found myself desperate to kill a few hours at a target when my phone died and picked up Murder on the Orient Express.

drat does Agatha Christie go down smooth.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Look at this kitten

https://i.imgur.com/ZirEVPU.mp4

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Dango Bango posted:

Doesn't your work travel normally take you to Vegas? Extend the trip and either do more of that or trek out to Bryce Canyon/ Southern Utah?

Yeah normally but this time I'm headed to a conference in Charleston. I know nothing of that town. e: I'm sure it's cool, I miiight extend my trip to take up the weekend.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

:kimchi: ahhhhhhh

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
I read all the Clancy RyanVerse books from Without Remorse through The Bear and the Dragon during my time in college 20+ years ago (:corsair:) and enjoyed them. There's no way in hell I'm cracking them now because I want to remain in blissful ignorance of how bad they actually were 😕

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I liked Patriot Games but I haven't gone back to in in decades so uh maybe I'll let that one stay forever gold. Bear and the Dragon is funny for how jingoistic milporn like a book written about Command and Conquer Generals also being best friends with their Putin analogue.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Yeah normally but this time I'm headed to a conference in Charleston. I know nothing of that town. e: I'm sure it's cool, I miiight extend my trip to take up the weekend.

Charleston has some good food at least. Could also go to the beach. Not sure how warm the water is there this time of year though.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Yeah normally but this time I'm headed to a conference in Charleston. I know nothing of that town. e: I'm sure it's cool, I miiight extend my trip to take up the weekend.

Charleston is pretty cool and it’s pretty easy to get the most out of it in a weekend, so you should have a good time. Do the City Market in the afternoon, walk around and check out all the cool old houses, and then in the evening you can basically throw a dart at the map and hit a good place to eat. There’s also a rooftop bar right by Waterfront Park that is a great spot at sunset.

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Kalli posted:

The most "oh, now I get it" about a super popular genre that I had never considered reading before was when I found myself desperate to kill a few hours at a target when my phone died and picked up Murder on the Orient Express.

drat does Agatha Christie go down smooth.

Love Agatha Christie. I've read every single book and I love them all.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

shirts and skins posted:

I read Clive Cussler books too haha

I read all of them up until ~1996, after he had wrung every possible drop out of Pitt and switched main characters.

I can’t imagine being a writer who gets stuck writing the same poo poo for decades, despite probably getting paid well, and just mindlessly churning out Mary Sue parp.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Braksgirl posted:

Love Agatha Christie. I've read every single book and I love them all.

https://youtu.be/lVIhDhN7Nxw

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Agatha Christie slaps, and could write fantastic mysteries. Hollywood needs to use more of her ideas.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

seiferguy posted:

I wish they had kept some of the original characteristics of the characters from the book in Jurassic Park: Ellie and Alan are not romantically interested in each other, Alan likes kids, John Hammond is an irredeemable capitalist who dies from his hubris, and Dr. Malcom goes crazy from his injuries and eventually dies (only to revived), and Dr. Wu actually exists for longer than a scene. I know Tim and Lex's ages and personalities were flipped from the book, but that was probably the correct choice for a movie.

Alternatively, make the movie R rated and show the part where Nedry has to carry his intestines, Muldoon blows up a raptor with a rocket launcher, and Dr. Wu gets ripped apart.

I think movie Hammond is a much more interesting character than book Hammond, who’s just kind of a boring suit.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

I read all the Clancy RyanVerse books from Without Remorse through The Bear and the Dragon during my time in college 20+ years ago (:corsair:) and enjoyed them. There's no way in hell I'm cracking them now because I want to remain in blissful ignorance of how bad they actually were 😕

Whoever's taken over has turned Jack Ryan hard right, but he's still in the presidency in a ton of new books, and his son has a spinoff series too.

Not great, but I always liked the character.

Grisham chat, I remember loving A Time To Kill as a kid, and reread it last year. I forgot how many racial slurs were in the book. It honestly shocked me.

King chat, after Gerald's Game, I lost interest. I tried reading a couple of his newest ones, but they're just not the same.

I'm just on an alternate history/time travel/apocalyptic fiction kick for the last few years, and I grab whatever Kindle Unlimited has. Douglas E. Richards has a formula and he sticks to it, but drat if he doesn't write enjoyable near-future sci-fi thrillers.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

General Dog posted:

I think movie Hammond is a much more interesting character than book Hammond, who’s just kind of a boring suit.

yeah but book hammond falls down and gets eaten by tiny little kitten sized dinos which is cool

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Intruder posted:

yeah but book hammond falls down and gets eaten by tiny little kitten sized dinos which is cool

That reminds me, Michael Crichton had a book called Micro where people were shrunken maliciously. Crappy book in the end, but there's a scene where the shrunken army guys get ripped apart by ants and that scene that is described as "the soldier had an eternal surprised face as his head was taken into the nest" has always stuck with me for some reason.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Silly Burrito posted:


I'm just on an alternate history/time travel/apocalyptic fiction kick for the last few years, and I grab whatever Kindle Unlimited has. Douglas E. Richards has a formula and he sticks to it, but drat if he doesn't write enjoyable near-future sci-fi thrillers.

I would recommend Michael Moorecock

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Skwirl posted:

I would recommend Michael Moorecock

Thanks, I'll check him out!

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


3 DONG HORSE posted:

Yeah normally but this time I'm headed to a conference in Charleston. I know nothing of that town. e: I'm sure it's cool, I miiight extend my trip to take up the weekend.

Oh dang, my town.

PM if you need recommendations.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/A_aphrodisia/status/1501730963700826112

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Silly Burrito posted:

Whoever's taken over has turned Jack Ryan hard right, but he's still in the presidency in a ton of new books, and his son has a spinoff series too.

Goddamnit :(

Maybe I'll just stick to the Culture series by Ian M. Banks.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Cephalapods are loving aliens and you can't convince me otherwise.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


swickles posted:

Cephalapods are loving aliens and you can't convince me otherwise.

They’re easily the most fascinating creatures on earth. I hope they survive all the damage we are doing and inherit the planet.

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

swickles posted:

Cephalapods are loving aliens and you can't convince me otherwise.

I just get wrap my mind around how they can go completely transparent. Like, ok, they can alter their pigmentation, but it has to go somewhere, right?

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