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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

bike tory posted:

The reason the orc says menu is because it's a movie adaptation of a book. "Oh no why do the orcs speak English? Canonically English didn't exist in the LOTR universe until 7000 years after the events of the books" you dumb fucks, it's a movie.

This derail is the loving worst because it's a handful of people trying to make dumb ironic grog posts and then another handful who can't help themselves but to genuinely respond to these posts.

It's a movie based on the book that Frodo wrote at the end too.

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Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
personally I like it when threads I read on a message board are talking about something.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


an idiot genuinely responding to these posts posted:

The reason the orc says menu is because it's a movie adaptation of a book. "Oh no why do the orcs speak English? Canonically English didn't exist in the LOTR universe until 7000 years after the events of the books" you dumb fucks, it's a movie.

This derail is the loving worst because it's a handful of people trying to make dumb ironic grog posts and then another handful who can't help themselves but to genuinely respond to these posts.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

bike tory posted:

The reason the orc says menu is because it's a movie adaptation of a book. "Oh no why do the orcs speak English? Canonically English didn't exist in the LOTR universe until 7000 years after the events of the books" you dumb fucks, it's a movie.

This derail is the loving worst because it's a handful of people trying to make dumb ironic grog posts and then another handful who can't help themselves but to genuinely respond to these posts.

Lmao if you don't enjoy unironic grog posts. I think LOTR is boring as poo poo, but I absolutely love nerds being nerds about it.

Also, are orcs even in the movies, or is it all Uruk-Hai?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Fast food is disgusting and you should have a negative reaction to it

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

BonHair posted:

Lmao if you don't enjoy unironic grog posts. I think LOTR is boring as poo poo, but I absolutely love nerds being nerds about it.

Also, are orcs even in the movies, or is it all Uruk-Hai?

I'm all for genuine grogposts but not when they're over a dumb joke premise.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

thecluckmeme posted:

The man who made an E/N thread because he ate a wide assortment of artesinal cheeses that he was obsessed with, consequentially he would rip rear end so often and so potently that his coworkers complained enough that a doctor had to tell him to cut back on cheese

Literally the dril candles tweet but replace candles with parmesan and asiago

He had a fridge full of cheeses and cheese sauces and ate almost nothing else. He didn't cut back on the cheese, after going to the doctor. If I remember right, he took the "you are lactose intolerant, stop eating a 90% dairy diet" note from his doctor and intepreted it as "I officially have a medical condition and will sue if my job does anything about me doing WWI chemical warfare on my coworkers".

Presumably he's still out there, eating a wheel of brie for lunch and walking around with an omnipresent disabling stench like a D&D monster.

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012

euphronius posted:

Fast food is disgusting and you should have a negative reaction to it
Döner is fast food and now I'm angry at someone on the internet.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

BonHair posted:

Lmao if you don't enjoy unironic grog posts. I think LOTR is boring as poo poo, but I absolutely love nerds being nerds about it.

Also, are orcs even in the movies, or is it all Uruk-Hai?

Yes there are regular orcs. They are the goblin-y looking smaller ones that help birth the uruks (the big ones that look like hamish's dad from Braveheart)

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Is the orc digestive tract hardy enough to not get the shits after eating Taco Bell? I imagine manflesh is pretty fatty, so they'd probably be fine, even if it is a seasonal menu item

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

bike tory posted:

I'm all for genuine grogposts but not when they're over a dumb joke premise.

All grogposts are overa dumb joke premise though? Unless you consider the legacy of Teleporno not a dumb joke premise?

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

bike tory posted:

I'm all for genuine grogposts but not when they're over a dumb joke premise.

Hard disagree. I enjoy watching people make groggy effort post about dumb premises

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


this is right wing/fossil fuel lobby propaganda btw, dude just said something dumb to the effect of the people who use the most petrol should consider electric vehicles

but even the most bullshit fake "solutions" to the climate crisis like EVs are totally beyond the realm of possibility in the US because you're a corrupt fascist oligarchy that has lost any semblance of a free or independent media aside from Teen Vogue and The Onion

Have some cleansing politics memes:



























And given this is a Wendy's drive thru, have some LOTR memes as a chaser





DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

bike tory posted:

this is right wing/fossil fuel lobby propaganda btw, dude just said something dumb to the effect of the people who use the most petrol should consider electric vehicles

but even the most bullshit fake "solutions" to the climate crisis like EVs are totally beyond the realm of possibility in the US because you're a corrupt fascist oligarchy that has lost any semblance of a free or independent media aside from Teen Vogue and The Onion
it's a market-based solution maaaaaaaaan

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

In a lot of ways this dead gay comedy forum has come a long way: we're more tolerant, more inclusive, and far more patient with one another across the board. But I'll be damned if almost 20 years later a single mention of LotR or Taco Bell doesn't still bring everything to a screeching, contentless halt. Have some Elden Ring memes and shut about about orcs and tacos you goddamn geek-rear end nerds.



















Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

I know it's lame to post your own stuff, but I was pretty proud of this one

https://twitter.com/DanaruLP/status/1493728841784774658?t=Y6NYwmDxOl3w9jGjj4HfHw&s=19

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti




PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

This is the most infuriating thing in the history of gaming.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

bike tory posted:

this is right wing/fossil fuel lobby propaganda btw, dude just said something dumb to the effect of the people who use the most petrol should consider electric vehicles

Dunking on one of the most blatantly out of touch neoliberals is hardly the exclusive domain of the right. :shrug:

Especially since a good bit of those who use the most gas are economically disadvantaged people who are forced to live far from their workplaces.

Fucker may as well have been grown in a vat.

Sardonik has a new favorite as of 21:02 on Mar 10, 2022

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

bike tory posted:


Have some cleansing politics memes:


Everyone one was good

How can this be ??

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Denoting nuclear devices to cover the atmosphere in dust to blockout the sun and trigger a nuclear winter to reverse climate change and overshooting and creating an eternal winter dystopia is the plot to the Amiga game Transarctica.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

This is the most infuriating thing in the history of gaming.

Bears, rats, and dogs. Three most difficult souls enemies.

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012

Prurient Squid posted:

Amiga game Transarctica.
They made a snow piercer game!?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Danaru posted:

I know it's lame to post your own stuff, but I was pretty proud of this one

https://twitter.com/DanaruLP/status/1493728841784774658?t=Y6NYwmDxOl3w9jGjj4HfHw&s=19

It's very good

Sardonik posted:

Dunking on one of the most blatantly out of touch neoliberals is hardly the exclusive domain of the right. :shrug:

Especially since a good bit of those who use the most gas are economically disadvantaged people who are forced to live far from their workplaces.

Fucker may as well have been grown in a vat.

specifically in this case the "Pete Buttigieg: just buy an electric vehicle" thing was the headline that fox news ran with, which then got turned into a fake direct quote from Buttigieg by other right wing media, which then turned into these memes. What he said was way more banal and not suggesting that poor people simply buy an EV. I'm not defending the oval office, just pointing out how this has been propagandised.

voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 21:18 on Mar 10, 2022

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

CopperHound posted:

They made a snow piercer game!?

We FINALLY start getting past Tolkien irony posting and you have the audacity to post a game from a company with a name like THAT?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

kazil posted:

Bears, rats, and dogs. Three most difficult souls enemies.

I'm a FAITH build, so I'm rocking a mace that absolutely minces bosses and Shardbearers, but it has a colossal wind up time so I can't hit those loving fast dogs to save my life.

loving zombie dog bullshits with their bullshit unblockable fast attacks gently caress you

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
Use your Faith powers against them! Pray for a better build.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Boba Pearl posted:

Use your Faith powers against them! Pray for a better build.

There is no better build against dogs. Just accept your fate. Dogs win. Dogs always win.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

FFT posted:

They aren't necessarily making it up

Conclusions: Coffee promotes gastro-oesophageal reflux, but is not associated with dyspepsia. Coffee stimulates gallbladder contraction and colonic motor activity.

Now think for a second who really profits from this.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Prurient Squid posted:

Denoting nuclear devices to cover the atmosphere in dust to blockout the sun and trigger a nuclear winter to reverse climate change and overshooting and creating an eternal winter dystopia is the plot to the Amiga game Transarctica.

and also the matrix, but to fix forever war instead of climate change

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

euphronius posted:

My own cooking is disgusting and you should have a negative reaction to it

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

kazil posted:

There is no better build against dogs. Just accept your fate. Dogs win. Dogs always win.

Block counters work fine against them. They attack in two-hit combos and have like zero poise so you can either counter the first hit and eat the second hit to kill them faster, or block both and counter the second for slower zero damage approach.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Someone make me a meme that joins Florida ("must not feel guilt by other members of the same race") with the one drop rule. I'm thinking, "haha I can make you feel like poo poo, whitey, about your racist white ancestors because you're only 99.999% Caucasian: checkmate repug snowflakes!"

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

Someone make me a meme that joins Florida ("must not feel guilt by other members of the same race") with the one drop rule. I'm thinking, "haha I can make you feel like poo poo, whitey, about your racist white ancestors because you're only 99.999% Caucasian: checkmate repug snowflakes!"

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Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Florida's back in The Silmarillion, boys!

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