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lil poopendorfer posted:You can be a fucker and report that leaf blower lady, most places don't let loud noises before 7-8am my favorite part about being an arborist was firing up the woodchipper in a residential suburb at 7:45am. the slight thud of the clutch gets their attention - revving it up to proper RPM owns their life. time to waddle out to your mercedes and get to "work" motherfuckers!!!
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God Hole posted:football and soccer would be way more fun to watch if they took place in arenas peppered with trees and had varied terrain the Roman’s perfected the arena spectacle and everything else has been a hollow impersonation
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Loucks posted:I’m in the Midwest and let a big chunk of the space out behind my place fill up with native grasses. I guess you might need a machete to get through there now, but I’ve got foxes and other creatures living back by the stream and it’s way better than a vast expanse of manicured lawn. I’ve even got hawks that hang around and feast on the various rabbits and things that live in there. We need more native plants and less grotesque hyperpoisoned monoculture. you're not living until you plant giant warm season grasses don't mess around with cool season grasses or sedges that only get a few inches tall. Get yourself the monstrosities that grow six feet in two months and then sit around hoping to catch on fire the rest of the year.
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ate poo poo on live tv posted:if you move into an HOA that requires a lawn you deserve nothing but disdain. gently caress you OP.
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Maybe we could invest in some kind of large public space that would have grass for activities. Some kind of large communal green space designed for recreation. But that’s impossible we just have private lawns where we put up six foot fences to pretend our neighbors don’t exist and continue to grow in fear of even seeing another human being tbf my fence is so my dog doesn't disappear to chase down a squirrel for a mile when i let her outside. ignoring the neighbors is just a bonus
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Nov 28, 2021 15:35
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lawns are dumb just grow moss
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a good lawn is one that is completely covered in ice
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I thought the title said ‘Iowans’ and I was like ‘right there with you, buddy!’ But yeah, I hate lawns too
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I gotta stay focused on hating cars, but just wanted to pop in and say you people are doing gods work. Keep hatin.
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kill lawns
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Lastgirl posted:lawns are dumb Japan knows whats up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up5jKSreGrA
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Syncopation posted:single family housing is demonic can I live with your family if they are as interested in demonology as you they sound rad as hell
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Jan 18, 2022 09:24
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Even grass, OP
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Rynn posted:I have 5 acres and about half is lawn. It takes like 2 1/2 hours to mow. If I do it after work that’s pretty much my whole day after dinner since I get up early. Do not, my friends, become addicted to lawn.
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WampaLord posted:Do not, my friends, become addicted to lawn. imagine having this much land and NOT doing something cool with it, in fact doing the most not cool thing you possibly can I could feed my entire family with a cool 4 acres and some hoophouses
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for 4 acres of food production you'll probably need another 3-15 people to help work it, depending on what you're growing
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I want to terrace my hills and grow grapes, but I heard from contacts that it can take ages to dig a terrace yourself. Is this true? Does anyone have terracing experience?
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im probably going to be moving from my stupidly big house with a big front and backyard to a condo complex with a big shared green space per dozens of units. this is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:for 4 acres of food production you'll probably need another 3-15 people to help work it, depending on what you're growing my entire family
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real lack of nice lawn pics here. pls share some epic lawns
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Touch grass? Sorry, I'd rather touch the soil of a vegetable garden. 
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toggle posted:real lack of nice lawn pics here. pls share some epic lawns our lawn is currently an open battlefield between a cat we adopted and wild rabbits, and a cold snap has prevented reseeding thus far 
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Really need to redo my front lawn, completely overgrown. Including the largest rosemary bush I’ve ever laid eyes on. Fucker’s 8’ in diameter easily now Gonna plant a row of apple trees this spring though and espalier them
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https://twitter.com/Alexander_Lees/status/1508100789964877828?s=20&t=-gLbPFFUmkf-xHNJCEisJQ
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Atrocious Joe posted:Japan knows whats up  gently caress lawns 
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Grass is loving boring. I’m in New England and when I see a house whose “lawn” is just natural flora and trees it looks so much better in every seasons. The Fall with the changing leafs is amazing, winter with snow on the branches is beautiful, seeing all the buds appear on the trees and plants in Spring is great, and summer hearing the breeze going through the leafs and the natural shade keeping your house cool is wonderful while the low laying plants letting fireflies and crickets play at night is soothing. A lawn of grass does loving nothing. gently caress lawns.
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1528755043561656321?s=20&t=B5ALL4Yx0lQuLR1iz3Bp9Q
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all i get are dandelions and some type of thistle weed besides my lawn. not really sold on these plants.
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synapse posted:all i get are dandelions and some type of thistle weed besides my lawn. not really sold on these plants. Cmon at least throw down some clover seed
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Mayor Dave posted:Cmon at least throw down some clover seed Seconding this. Clover is a good ground cover that improves your soil through nitrogen fixing and there's a variety to choose from.
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sitting here, trying to enjoy a nice quiet Saturday, surrounded by a chorus of lawnmowers and leafblowers starting and stopping throughout the day can't wait to move to the desert, i'll happily die without water if I can die quietly ETA: I found a dude on twitter who uses a scythe to cut his lawn and I'm fine with that because it's quiet. lawns can remain if the lawnowners are willing to use scythes. anyone who wants to use a powered mower loses their lawn. WampaLord has issued a correction as of 20:09 on Jul 16, 2022 |
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Middle of summer and all these people have AC units blasting because anything not lawn grass has been destroyed so there’s absolutely not a shred of shade anywhere so being outside is miserable. Again gently caress lawns
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touch native plants lol
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touch sand
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WampaLord posted:touch sand *saharas over u*
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https://twitter.com/climate/status/1545521495631331333?s=20&t=2bHrsuR1NPkKPTc389sV6g no No NO
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WampaLord posted:sitting here, trying to enjoy a nice quiet Saturday, surrounded by a chorus of lawnmowers and leafblowers starting and stopping throughout the day  i think a lot of people would be happier if they could relinquish their perfect green squares
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Cloks posted:
Most of them could, yes there exist some dumbass HoA that requires grass (everyone in that HOA should be guillotined and the area depopulated and returned to nature), but most places you are perfectly free to do Xenoscaping, or create a garden, or whatever.
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