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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
They're wasteful. Leafblowers scream like banshees. Lawnmowers are smelly and polluting. I got a ticket for not mowing, like WTF

gently caress lawns

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Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Rockstar Massacre
Mar 2, 2009

i only have a crazy life
because i make risky decisions
from a position of
unreasonable self-confidence
lawns are trash. when I see people with automatic sprinklers I litter or spit on their property.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

death to the cult of the grass rectangle

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

lawns are rear end but mowing the lawn is an enjoyable cathartic experience

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz9I2YwmV8M

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I'm sorry dear I wasn't listening

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020
single family housing is demonic

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
me and the boys taking big shits on the lawn.... to promote the growth of indigenous flora :cheerdoge:

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Smythe posted:

me and the boys taking big shits on the lawn.... to promote the growth of indigenous flora :cheerdoge:

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Where am I supposed to play croquet dumbass?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What about lawn gnomes op? They're coo

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zisky posted:

Where am I supposed to play croquet dumbass?
on the interstate

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
directly tied to french aristocracy and for HOA karens to flex

gently caress lawns

hate em!!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lawn darts, they weren't too bad either

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
I’m allergic to most grass so I agree that lawns should be destroyed

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





lawn jobs

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

100% agreed OP. some of us work nights and do not appreciate being woken up by the nonstop sounds of loving lawnmowers and leafblowers. i can deal with normal civilization sounds but holy gently caress.

i'm moving to somewhere with no lawns the first chance i can get

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
What being told to touch grass every time you post does to a mf

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

Smythe posted:

me and the boys taking big shits on the lawn.... to promote the growth of indigenous flora :cheerdoge:

you fool, you're giving the lawn nutrients!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

WampaLord posted:

100% agreed OP. some of us work nights and do not appreciate being woken up by the nonstop sounds of loving lawnmowers and leafblowers. i can deal with normal civilization sounds but holy gently caress.

i'm moving to somewhere with no lawns the first chance i can get

just wait until your neighbor decides to mow the rocks

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Buck Turgidson posted:

you fool, you're giving the lawn nutrients!

I fertilized your mom's lawn

that thing was so overgrown I had half a mind to report her to the HOA

TheSlutPit
Dec 26, 2009

some plague rats posted:

What being told to touch grass every time you post does to a mf

“This grass is a reactionary element and should be killed”

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

love 2 engage in protracted legal disputes with the HOA about how my indigenous plants aren't the right kind of lawn

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
I fought the lawn and the lawn won

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
My parents never do anything on their lawn, and it's not even really visible from the rural road they live on, but my dad had it replanted and installed a sprinkler system last year. All I can think is "why?"

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Iron Crowned posted:

My parents never do anything on their lawn, and it's not even really visible from the rural road they live on, but my dad had it replanted and installed a sprinkler system last year. All I can think is "why?"

Iron Frowned

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Filthy Hans posted:

Iron Frowned

:hai:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just throw some rocks on it and it's fiiiine

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

i neither water nor fertilize my lawn, if whatever grass is out there cant live in this climate without my help it doesnt deserve to be there!!!!!!!!!

im saving up money for a few years from now to xeriscape the front, cant wait to see if i have to also engage in warfare with whatever stupid organization is in charge of enforcing deed restrictions about whether this is okay or no

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
saw a lot of lawns today :mad:

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lastgirl posted:

saw a lot of lawns today :mad:
eww gross. tmi

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Lastgirl posted:

saw a lot of lawns today :mad:

you've had much better luck with your vagina inspector t-shirt than I've had with mine

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Lawns are ecocide, if you're going to own a house at least xeriscape it. Also gently caress HOAs that require a green grass lawn

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

same op

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

got woken up by a combo of lawnmowing and leafblowing noises yet again. my desire to destroy all lawns remains pure

QUEER FRASIER
May 31, 2011

gently caress lawns. disgusting monoculture poo poo. reprehensible garbage

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
in defense of the lawn, they are basically the only stormwater management that some suburban sprawl neighborhoods have

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Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Dolphin posted:

They're wasteful. Leafblowers scream like banshees. Lawnmowers are smelly and polluting. I got a ticket for not mowing, like WTF

gently caress lawns

what if the lawn had a nice moat, maybe stocked with mackerel??

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