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Star Trek Discovery S04E11 asks deep questions like: what if Arrival, but boring?
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Mar 11, 2022 07:16
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Though honestly when I think of Worf as chief of security, I think of the time when...uh was it some Cardassians? came on board and he proposed to Picard that they probably shouldn't let them freely wander around sensitive areas of the ship like it was some brand new security paradigm. Though I'm not sure that reflects poorly on Worf so much as Starfleet in general.
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Mar 11, 2022 08:45
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There are 3 lights!
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Mar 11, 2022 09:48
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John Murdoch posted:Though honestly when I think of Worf as chief of security, I think of the time when...uh was it some Cardassians? came on board and he proposed to Picard that they probably shouldn't let them freely wander around sensitive areas of the ship like it was some brand new security paradigm. Though I'm not sure that reflects poorly on Worf so much as Starfleet in general. Starfleet has a long tradition of allowing people to wander around their ships unsupervised with unfettered access to all sorts of critical areas and computer terminals.
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Mar 11, 2022 09:56
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"haha no we can't share our quantum torpedo tech with you but if you wanted to spend some time alone next to the torpedo bays, around 0200, you might find the experience rather illuminating"
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Mar 11, 2022 14:19
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Not to mention giving them the ship's tech manuals as bedtime reading.
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Mar 11, 2022 14:21
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Remember the paranoid aliens that thought that the federation was going to spy on them.
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Mar 11, 2022 15:19
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Like if you’re an alien and you’re a dick the obvious thing to do is to go after a security system or something but the really clever ones probably should do more passive aggressive things like tweaking replicator recipes and putting, like, small amounts of cocaine or weed or something in the food
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Mar 11, 2022 15:34
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Just go into the captain's quarters and rearrange all his furniture by moving them 3cm to the right.
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Mar 11, 2022 15:35
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Gatts posted:tweaking replicator recipes and putting, like, small amounts of cocaine or weed or something in the food Lol. This is Gene's future we're talking about, they wouldn't even notice unless it's enough to OD
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Mar 11, 2022 15:36
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The real villains remove the cocaine
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Mar 11, 2022 15:39
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mycomancy posted:Ed Mercer is more like Picard in TNG than Picard in the movies. * Picard does a casual shuttlepod drive-by of Bev's quarters to see if she's with somebody else *
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Mar 11, 2022 15:47
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"Computer, two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls."
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Mar 11, 2022 15:58
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Tiberius Christ posted:"Computer, two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls." "You have exceeded your monthly recreational substance quota, Commander Riker."
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Mar 11, 2022 16:22
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Admiralty Flag posted:"You have exceeded your monthly recreational substance quota, Commander Riker." Computer, security override authorization Riker 4-2-0-6-9.
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Mar 11, 2022 17:03
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"Riker to LaForge, reroute warp power to the replicator in my quarters THAT IS AN ORDER LIEUTENANT"
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Mar 11, 2022 17:06
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I'll be on the batter bridge Sir, don't you mean the battle bridge? It's Saturday morning, ensign, it's the batter bridge until 1400 hours.
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Mar 11, 2022 17:19
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The turbolift doors open like the scene in the shining, but with cum
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Mar 11, 2022 17:32
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"Captain, some foreign substance has gotten into the Enterprise-E's bio-neural gel packs. I'll see what I can do down here in Engineering." "Very good, Geordi. Keep me apprised of the situation. Bridge crew, ideas of what happened?" * Riker whistles tunelessly and walks out of the conference room. * - OR - "Computer: execute Riker holodeck program 1, 'Operation: Buckfutter'."
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Mar 11, 2022 18:09
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Admiralty Flag posted:"Captain, some foreign substance has gotten into the Enterprise-E's bio-neural gel packs. I'll see what I can do down here in Engineering." Unrealistic. Geordie would absolutely be the one loving the enterprise computers
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Mar 11, 2022 18:23
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Gutcruncher posted:Unrealistic. Geordie would absolutely be the one loving the enterprise computers True, but I was implying it was seepage beyond the holodeck's containment capabilities Excuse me, I have to go take a shower after writing that sentence
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Mar 11, 2022 18:37
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Man how was there never a Voyager episode where the gel packs got ripshit on some kind of space cocaine? So much wasted potential
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Mar 11, 2022 18:55
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Danaru posted:Man how was there never a Voyager episode where the gel packs got ripshit on some kind of space cocaine? So much wasted potential They did catch a cold one time.
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Mar 11, 2022 20:25
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I think Neelix made a cheese or something so terrible it infected the ship.
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Mar 11, 2022 20:26
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I sometimes wonder if some of voyager's writers were doing too few drugs to be creative or too many drugs to care
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Mar 11, 2022 20:40
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Tighclops posted:I sometimes wonder if some of voyager's writers were doing too few drugs to be creative or too many drugs to care Voyager was supposedly the height of Braga’s coke problem.
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Mar 11, 2022 20:43
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Danaru posted:Man how was there never a Voyager episode where the gel packs got ripshit on some kind of space cocaine? So much wasted potential Captain, the ship appears to...want to start a business with me?
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Mar 11, 2022 22:02
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Kibayasu posted:I think Neelix made a cheese or something so terrible it infected the ship. Get the cheese to sickbay. HD DAD posted:Voyager was supposedly the height of Braga’s coke problem. Can totally believe that.
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Mar 12, 2022 01:49
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HD DAD posted:Voyager was supposedly the height of Braga’s coke problem. Christ I wish it was mine
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Mar 12, 2022 02:11
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HD DAD posted:Voyager was supposedly the height of Braga’s coke problem. How does one have a coke problem and make things more bland.
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Mar 12, 2022 02:14
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mycomancy posted:Captain, the ship appears to...want to start a business with me? No discovery season 5 spoilers please
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Mar 12, 2022 02:15
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Gutcruncher posted:Unrealistic. Geordie would absolutely be the one loving the enterprise computers if geordi was down to gently caress computers he wouldn't have been so devastatingly lonely for all of tng.
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Mar 12, 2022 02:24
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Automatic Slim posted:How does one have a coke problem and make things more bland. No discovery season 5 spoilers please
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Mar 12, 2022 03:15
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Continuing with season five of ds9 and I think it is weird that Keiko appears unaware that she's like....one moment away from cucking herself. I hate the term but goddamn this O'Brien baby subplot is weird as hell, even if I get that it's cause Kira's actress was legit pregnant.
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Mar 12, 2022 03:19
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keiko was definitely trying to bang kira and obrien is just terminally oblivious
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Mar 12, 2022 03:26
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The end of that episode being Bashir asking two couples what they were doing before immediately regretting it was worth it, though.
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Mar 12, 2022 03:27
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it never occurred to her that there might be a problem with kira because keiko is fundamentally unable to imagine o'brien having sex.
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Mar 12, 2022 03:28
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Prurient Squid posted:Remember the paranoid aliens that thought that the federation was going to spy on them. Was that the alien world who were introduced to the federation because they caught the federation spying on them?
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Mar 12, 2022 03:33
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Automatic Slim posted:How does one have a coke problem and make things more bland. The Blandness really came in as a studio thing. Piller, I think, was able to deal with Berman and the Studio better, since he was elevated to exec at about the same time Berman was, but Braga was promoted after years of serving under him and I suspect Berman never respected him the way he respected Piller. Combine that with the fact that Braga was unable to manage the writers room in a way to keep it a happy and enjoyable and conflict-free place to work the way Piller famously did, and the whole writing thing just turned into dispirited people turning in formulaic scripts. So you can see how being coked off your head would leave you unable to deal with these issues. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Mar 12, 2022 |
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Mar 12, 2022 03:39
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cocaine doesn't actually make you more creative or interesting in general.
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Mar 12, 2022 03:45
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