You know, the acid vats probably a little over crowded if you need to put half your family in there, maybe this calls for the wood chipper?
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Real men die by getting squished in a hydraulic press
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# ? Mar 11, 2022 18:44 |
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Real men die by getting squished in a hydraulic press [Ominous Finnish chattering in the distance]
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Foo Diddley posted:slashing someone's tires is a pretty funny prank Real missed opportunity to go on a reverse tire slashing spree and see how happily all these big manly men go about fixing it
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Dramatika posted:You know, the acid vats probably a little over crowded if you need to put half your family in there, maybe this calls for the wood chipper? wood chipper first, then all the viscera/bone fragments can just be dumped right in the acid vat, those things usually have adjustable discharge spouts that you can aim
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# ? Mar 11, 2022 18:48 |
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They open the doors into the venue, but the building was just a facade. They stand in an open field littered with cranes. Their gaze follows the cranes up into the sky where pianos and bank vaults are suspended dozens of feet in the air, as far as the eye can see. The last thing that goes through their mind is ACME 1 TON, printed on the side of a large trapezoidal weight
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# ? Mar 11, 2022 18:49 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Just send them an invite to the wrong venue, eight hours away. "It's just a prank!" Send them to a (I’m making a tiny logical leap from the subjects they interrogated OP’s fiancée about) gay wedding.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Real missed opportunity to go on a reverse tire slashing spree and see how happily all these big manly men go about fixing it do it the day of the wedding, while they're all out at the false venue you sent them to. when they call a tow truck the guy shows up with an acid vat
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I'm not sure how a real man would fix slashed tires that doesn't involve help. You can't patch a slashed tired. What do you do, sew it back together?
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I'm not sure how a real man would fix slashed tires that doesn't involve help. You can't patch a slashed tired. What do you do, sew it back together? My assumption is they only did one and were watching to make sure he jacked up the car and set a spare himself, rather than calling roadside assistance.
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Fork of Unknown Origins posted:Send them to a (I’m making a tiny logical leap from the subjects they interrogated OP’s fiancée about) gay wedding. Why does a gay couple need to deal with these assholes on their special day?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Why does a gay couple need to deal with these assholes on their special day? Fair point. Perhaps instead have an officiant there who believes they’re there for a large poly wedding to each other.
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Fork of Unknown Origins posted:Fair point. Perhaps instead have an officiant there who believes they’re there for a large poly wedding to each other. I would gladly dive into an acid vat before attending a poly wedding.
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Foo Diddley posted:slashing someone's tires is a pretty funny prank I want to know more about this. If this had happened to me the first thing I'd do would be to announce while looking at who I thought it was that did it, that I'm calling the police. There's hundreds of dollars in damages and I'm going to need a police report for my insurance report. I'm sure my insurance company would need to investigate it to sue whoever did it to recover the money... You have to put a stop to that poo poo, and hard.
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I know people have suggested the acid vat or a hydraulic press for Tim's bullying in-laws. But how about a good ol' fashioned dip into a volcano? Surely that is man enough for them. AITA for telling my boss that my coworkers were not following our companies’ long standing tradition of fellowship/team-building while he was away on vacation? quote:I hope I can explain this clearly. I work for an amazing small engineering/contracting firm. It was founded by my current bosses dad who was pretty open about it being a Christian company. Since day one of the doors opening every day at 3:16 in the afternoon everyone who is in the office or out in the field together has to stop what they are doing and meet for a few minutes of group time telling each other what we are thankful for. It started off as a mandatory prayer session but my boss was sued in the 1990s so they changed it to fellowship and it is 100% not religious now. Now that zoom is a thing everyone has to get on their company phone and zoom into into the meeting it can take anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour depending on what people have to say. My boss says it’s our most important tradition and it’s why we are so successful as a company because these fellowship sessions reassure everyone that we are more of a family than a job.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for telling my boss that my coworkers were not following our companies’ long standing tradition of fellowship/team-building while he was away on vacation? Boy things are always tough when you work in a Narchitecture firm.
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Real men die by getting squished in a hydraulic press I think this video got removed from their Youtube channel.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for telling my boss that my coworkers were not following our companies’ long standing tradition of fellowship/team-building while he was away on vacation? The meting is at exactly 3:16 pm ? No, not religious at all anymore.
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DemoneeHo posted:I know people have suggested the acid vat or a hydraulic press for Tim's bullying in-laws. But how about a good ol' fashioned dip into a volcano? Surely that is man enough for them. this story is so loving American it hurts.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for telling my boss that my coworkers were not following our companies’ long standing tradition of fellowship/team-building while he was away on vacation? a lot of MLM places do culty bullshit like this. i don't think i ever heard of it happening at a legit company, though
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Foo Diddley posted:a lot of MLM places do culty bullshit like this. i don't think i ever heard of it happening at a legit company, though there's a barbecue chain (mission barbecue?) that has everyone stand up daily at noon and listen to the national anthem "to honor the troops"
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Foo Diddley posted:a lot of MLM places do culty bullshit like this. i don't think i ever heard of it happening at a legit company, though My workplace has a pretty cringy thing that is not religious at all. We have a daily meeting and at the end we have to bring up someone, every day, from the manufacturing floor to say thanks to and thank them for whatever good thing it is they did. Which I’m sure was meant as a good thing, but 1) every day is too much 2) everyone knows we have to do one a day so they know they’re only up there because we had to pick someone and it isn’t as sincere and 3) for some reason our plant manager (micromanaging rear end in a top hat) insists on filming them all and posting them to our Teams channel for…??? to watch.
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learning about some great places to work today
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for telling my boss that my coworkers were not following our companies’ long standing tradition of fellowship/team-building while he was away on vacation? Huh!
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Real men die by getting squished in a hydraulic press Is yeeting someone into the sun entirely out of fashion?
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i love the throwaway "my boss was sued about this exact thing in the 90s" line, lmfao
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Danaru posted:Huh! "Well this loving sucks. What the gently caress"
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Dramatika posted:You know, the acid vats probably a little over crowded if you need to put half your family in there, maybe this calls for the wood chipper? The acid vat works pretty quickly, it'll get through the backlog easy enough. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTVd_WxblGI
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DemoneeHo posted:I know people have suggested the acid vat or a hydraulic press for Tim's bullying in-laws. But how about a good ol' fashioned dip into a volcano? Surely that is man enough for them. fuckin furious this doesn't have age/gender
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Some amazing replies in that one.quote:No offense but I’ll listen to the guy who owns a 2 million dollar ski house as to what is detrimental to his business. He says we are successful because we have these meetings. quote:Yeah and amazon says they don't treat their workers like poo poo? whats your point quote:We get stuff delivered from Amazon nearly every day and our driver loves working for Amazon
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Gooch and brooch don't rhyme!!!
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How dare you share my secret soup recipe!
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AITA- I refused to help my stepsister cover up her periodquote:I'm not from the US, and I don't know proper english GIVE ME YOUR PANTS. NO NOT THE GURGLESPURT ONES
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The Walrus posted:Gooch and brooch don't rhyme!!! they both rhyme with "ouch"
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is it uncool to call overalls overalls so you have to call them dungarees now?
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artsy fartsy posted:AITA- I refused to help my stepsister cover up her period Before I started reading I really didn't have a clue how the op wasn't the rear end in a top hat but lol. Give me your pants indeed
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carry on then posted:there's a barbecue chain (mission barbecue?) that has everyone stand up daily at noon and listen to the national anthem "to honor the troops" The first time i went to mission bbq, all of the employees were young blonde women (except for the manager). So when the national anthem started to play, seeing all of these women stand perfectly still with no emotion in their faces was an incredibly unnerving experience. It's what i imagine the Fox News offices to be like.
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[quote="Sisal Two-Step" post="522055234"] AITA for uninviting my cousin, brother, uncle and dad to my wedding over a prank? Her lovely-assed redneck family needs to be given the wrong date for the wedding, and then she should go no-contact. gently caress all of them.
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teen witch posted:[Ominous Finnish chattering in the distance] "Real men are very dangerous, and we must deal with them."
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carry on then posted:there's a barbecue chain (mission barbecue?) that has everyone stand up daily at noon and listen to the national anthem "to honor the troops" I go there occasionally, but not at noon
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