[TRIMP] bruh... we're in some dude's ass

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nothing	64	22.70%
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it all	44	15.60%
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Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Chelsey Youman, an anti-abortion activist with the Human Coalition Action, said Friday�s ruling is further vindication of �what we already knew: this law is constitutional.�

�It is the most successful piece of pro-life legislation in 50 years and should be replicated everywhere in states that are serious about rescuing preborn lives,� she said in a statement.

# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:38

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 17:44

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

UFOTacoMan posted:

Folks, we love the machine elves don't we?
I heard Crooked Hillary attempted to commune with them but they could tell she had been very nasty and they kicker her out! They kicked her right out, didn't even let her see the any of their other dimensions. It's sad really.
But I get along great with them, they come to me, they come and sing Village People songs in their hyperdimensional language. Have you ever heard of such a thing? I'm very strong in terms of hyperdimensionality so I can really enjoy the show! They are great friends of ours and I think you will be hearing about them more and more.

*over enunciates*

Ma-sheen Elves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WPbqYoz9HA

But elves not heads

# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:41

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

Chelsea Manning: is that a child I hear crying upstairs?

Grimes: that�s my X

Chelsea: I didn�t think Elon would take it this hard but okay

# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:41

LegoMan: Mar 17, 2002; ting ting ting; College Slice

Glumwheels posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1502360146487488512?cxt=HHwWgMC5gf2lutkpAAAA

Lmfao

We need to invent a new scheme and call it the Trumpi Scheme because he is the greatest grifter in history

# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:43

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

Bethamphetamine posted:

Chelsey Youman, an anti-abortion activist with the Human Coalition Action, said Friday’s ruling is further vindication of “what we already knew: this law is constitutional.”

“It is the most successful piece of pro-life legislation in 50 years and should be replicated everywhere in states that are serious about rescuing preborn lives,” she said in a statement.

It's the human fund. Money for people!

# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:44

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

LegoMan posted:

We need to invent a new scheme and call it the Trumpi Scheme because he is the greatest grifter in history

This is thinking too small. Instead let trump replace the word scheme.

Ponzi trump

# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:45

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

Trumpy scheme

# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:46

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Hrmm
I have that sensation again
of being a spring that is maximally compressed

what is that called

when a potus walk in
with a itty bitty hand
and a toad thing in yr face u get
TRUNB

# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:48

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

Impkins Patootie posted:

jamflowman

a h h y e a h

# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:48

802.11weed: May 9, 2007; ^no

Hatebag posted:

You can just tap tap tap on a phone and be balls deep in a non nazi in a few hours but I won't disrupt your smythian reverie

not really no

# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:50

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Are you a US citizen?

Have you driven a pre-menopausal or post puberty female woman somewhere in the past few months?

You might be liable for $10k in civil damages to a random Texan suing you in Texas state court, plus court costs. By law, the person suing you is not liable for court costs.

# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:52

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Hatebag posted:

Hell, all the loving fish and whales will be dead within 26 years by current estimates and most land animals will gently caress off to hell soon after.

Yeah, the epidemic will be a merciful death compared to what's coming.

# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:53

A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

Ocean death will be a fun day

# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:54

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011; stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

the milk machine posted:

# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:55

VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

Bethamphetamine posted:

Are you a US citizen?

Have you driven a pre-menopausal or post puberty female woman somewhere in the past few months?

You might be liable for $10k in civil damages to a random Texan suing you in Texas state court, plus court costs. By law, the person suing you is not liable for court costs.

I think all of us who donated to the Buddykins abortion fund are liable under that law.

# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:58

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011; stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Apraxin posted:

just a little whoopsie at work haha, tgif!
https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1502322770734202881?cxt=HHwWgoC--bWmqdkpAAAA

lol

# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:58

Virgil Vox: Dec 8, 2009

VideoKid posted:

I think all of us who donated to the Buddykins abortion fund are liable under that law.

Buddykins vs Texas

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:01

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

TRUMP UP!

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:02

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Bethamphetamine posted:

Chelsey Youman, an anti-abortion activist with the Human Coalition Action, said Friday�s ruling is further vindication of �what we already knew: this law is constitutional.�

�It is the most successful piece of pro-life legislation in 50 years and should be replicated everywhere in states that are serious about rescuing preborn lives,� she said in a statement.

Just wait until California and Washington enact similar bills but for guns, see how fast the SC kills that scheme. If they try to limit for guns then balkanization ahoy and no one will accept the legitimacy of the court.

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:02

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5NTgZA-xWE

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:03

Sherbert Hoover: Dec 12, 2019; Working hard, thank you!

the milk machine posted:

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:03

T-Paine: Dec 12, 2007; Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0wtL38dk50

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:03

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

Glumwheels posted:

Just wait until California and Washington enact similar bills but for guns, see how fast the SC kills that scheme. If they try to limit for guns then balkanization ahoy and no one will accept the legitimacy of the court.

Lol, look at this idiot

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:04

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

"The liberals will use these same tactics to do a good thing" - someone clearly not living in 2022

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:05

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Glumwheels posted:

Just wait

ladies with unviable pregnancies.
Ladies with rape babies.
Ladies who will die in 2 months without an abortion.

just wait - those republicans are going to be so triggered in 18-36 months, you'll see. (well, I'll see lol)

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:07

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

She'll be buried in a pink pussy hat.

We'll do a tiktok dance that might go viral.

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:09

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 352 days!

https://twitter.com/metzgov/status/1501992819757563915?t=jRsn_N0kbNf8PqU2VSN4Jg&s=19

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:09

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

I can't believe that my darling 4th grader was forced to learn about butts

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:10

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/mickyd123us/status/1502339491087851524?t=14psE-w93VrkEs9zE6feXQ&s=19

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:11

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I can't believe that my darling 4th grader was forced to learn about butts

Don't worry, they would have learned about them on their own in about 3 years

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:11

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

ugly christmas sweater that has a cat in a box on it

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:13

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Bethamphetamine posted:

ladies with unviable pregnancies.
Ladies with rape babies.
Ladies who will die in 2 months without an abortion.

just wait - those republicans are going to be so triggered in 18-36 months, you'll see. (well, I'll see lol)

I�m not saying that

I also think that CA bill will move forward

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:14

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

Why would california have to do anything?

Clearly the dems will use their control of both houses to finally write abortion rights into law!

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:15

VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

Glumwheels posted:

I�m not saying that

I also think that CA bill will move forward

the Supreme Court will uphold the abortion bill and strike down the gun bill. The conservatives have the majority and they don�t loving care about anything but pushing their agenda.

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:16

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Glumwheels posted:

I�m not saying that

I also think that CA bill will move forward

Yeah, I know. I mostly just passing time until Khloe Kardashian steals a tiktok dance about this from a black or queer entrepreneur and passes it off as her own.

Please ignore my shitposts

e; Sorry, I meant Kylie Jenner - she's the one that shamelessly stole Trixie Mattel's makeup line

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:16

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Glumwheels posted:

I�m not saying that

I also think that CA bill will move forward

as someone who lives in CA, lemme just let you know, we don't do good things here

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:17

Substandard: Oct 16, 2007; 3rd street for life

goth smoking cloves posted:

"The liberals will use these same tactics to do a good thing" - someone clearly not living in 2022

Or the idea that even if they did the supreme court will randomly decide to be consistent all of a sudden. I guarantee you any similar liberal bill will be declared unconstitutional immediately.

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:17