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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Lady Disdain posted:

C'mon, you can't post a headline like that, and not tell us which east coast.

The one to the east of the west coast.

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Lady Disdain posted:

C'mon, you can't post a headline like that, and not tell us which east coast.

All of them.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s the east coast of Antarctica.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



AKA Pseudonym posted:

This Twitter thread is full of some pretty inventive graphics used by South Korean media to cover their election

https://twitter.com/TheAPJournalist/status/1501588231715901440?s=20&t=4gNA52yF-8kgP7U_9UeIEw

I didn't really believe you, and that was a large mistake

https://twitter.com/TheAPJournalist/status/1501604640730746884?t=-KEa0phxWJOTAQzUsDNLZw&s=19

https://twitter.com/TheAPJournalist/status/1501600484984975363?t=Gh1IX9uyZlInI5-H50G6_Q&s=19
^by god watch this mad max music video one^


https://twitter.com/TheAPJournalist/status/1501616652252692480?t=PhNtI33Kk2jB8Y3qG-YoUQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/TheAPJournalist/status/1501662481063677953?t=woRTtNam8Zt_mRTRqx5nMA&s=19

ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 12:54 on Mar 11, 2022

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
Why is South Korea's election day coverage like this, and more importantly, how can we get every other country to follow suit?

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Thats absurd and probably bad. Politics is not a spectable and turning it into one will probably cause that important issues are ignored in favor of flashy stuff. ... even more than is already being done, I mean. But I love it, because I don't have to live there.

Also poor North Korea, if they ever get to meet their part of the south the shock is going to kill them.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Tei posted:

Also poor North Korea, if they ever get to meet their part of the south the shock is going to kill them.
Given who won probably not so much

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Tei posted:

Thats absurd and probably bad. Politics is not a spectable

Are you sure about that?

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
Now imagine CGI Trump and CGI Biden facing off in a recreation of a race from the Fast and Furious franchise and a CGI Doctor Ron Paul OB-GYN in a bikini waves the Gadsden flag to start the race.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
gently caress that. Wacky races

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Splicer posted:

Given who won probably not so much

gonna be a case of "welp, grass is just as lovely on the other side"

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Lady Disdain posted:

C'mon, you can't post a headline like that, and not tell us which east coast.

American. They're called Joro spiders, they're pretty but harmless, and giant is a matter of how arachnophobic you are, since the females tend to top out around 25mm for the body. Legs can stretch up to three inches, but they're basically just another orb weaver, which the east coast isn't short of.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Every single word of this is solid gold.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


I asked them not to share these, I was on smoko and just trying to find 5 min to myself that day.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Blue Moonlight posted:

Now imagine CGI Trump and CGI Biden facing off in a recreation of a race from the Fast and Furious franchise and a CGI Doctor Ron Paul OB-GYN in a bikini waves the Gadsden flag to start the race.

also the US's election season is bullshit long and having mid terms every 2 years means is also bullshit.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

theironjef posted:

American. They're called Joro spiders, they're pretty but harmless, and giant is a matter of how arachnophobic you are, since the females tend to top out around 25mm for the body. Legs can stretch up to three inches, but they're basically just another orb weaver, which the east coast isn't short of.

They're also not "raining down" while they're giant. They're either mature females that are the conspicuous orb weavers or they are tiny and travelling on webs through the air. You're not going to look up and see a Normandy spider invasion in the skies.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

PhazonLink posted:

also the US's election season is perpetual, literally never stops

fixed that for you

Lobok posted:

They're also not "raining down" while they're giant. They're either mature females that are the conspicuous orb weavers or they are tiny and travelling on webs through the air. You're not going to look up and see a Normandy spider invasion in the skies.

I for one had hoped for the arrival of invading spider overladies to free us from poo poo like the above

7of7
Jul 1, 2008

Lobok posted:

They're also not "raining down" while they're giant. They're either mature females that are the conspicuous orb weavers or they are tiny and travelling on webs through the air. You're not going to look up and see a Normandy spider invasion in the skies.

Apparently the Joro spiders eat these drat stinkbugs that are all over the place these days so I'm firmly on team giant spider.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Lobok posted:

They're also not "raining down" while they're giant. They're either mature females that are the conspicuous orb weavers or they are tiny and travelling on webs through the air. You're not going to look up and see a Normandy spider invasion in the skies.
The thing to remember is the babies grow to fill size seconds after landing

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/dailystar/status/1502186310043275264?s=21

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
https://twitter.com/MentalHeadline/status/1502721432526196744

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The man was rescued by a pair of 14 year old girls so i guess teens are a land of conflicts.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Teen who karate-kicked 74-year-old man into river posted:

As he left Warrington Magistrates Court, Benjamin Bridgeman gave an apology, and claimed he didn't realise how old the victim was.

"Obviously I’m very sorry and that, you know, it wasn’t supposed to happen. I didn’t realise he was 74 years old", he said.

If he was a mere 40 or 50 years old, it would've been a different matter, snapchat needs its content

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/jade_bunn/status/1502865621842804736?s=21

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I mean Lamar Jackson famously made a game winning poo poo

https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1503038464899624970

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001


By popular demand posted:

The man was rescued by a pair of 14 year old girls so i guess teens are a land of conflicts.
Are we sure this isn't from an anime?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I mean Lamar Jackson famously made a game winning poo poo


So did Gary Lineker. I think it was actually a tie, but :ssh:

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



To be fair, there are worse ways to handle this incident than admitting upfront "This was a mistake, I am so sorry, I made a mistake."


"I thought he was only 50" is one of them

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

most English response possible

oh well I suppose I'll putter around the garden, have a cuppa and then go to the front lines

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

They thought they had the world's largest potato. But it was no potato at all

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

It was a potato lobster!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
it was just 120 turnips in a trench coat

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

It looks nothing like a potato.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



3D Megadoodoo posted:

It looks nothing like a potato.

Congrats on having your monitor successfully turned on!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



"Some people reckon he looks like a baby with his hat on. But I just think he looks like a potato with a little hat sitting on top of him."

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

AlbieQuirky posted:

it was just 120 turnips in a trench coat
Thank you, I have lost weight.

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/business/status/894852079348584448?s=21

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