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MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/lintile/status/1503149252847017994?s=20&t=EjI-V6FWgtHB3cF53qLAiA

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Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

Sagebrush posted:

reminder that the oldest joke in history:

is not only a fart joke, but takes the form "here's a thing that never happens...NOT"

women be fartin

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CariHovanec/status/1503135749947994112

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
jungian shadow-self: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_(psychology)

pseudopresence
Mar 3, 2005

I want to get online...
I need a computer!

https://twitter.com/shitshowdotinfo/status/956971566209880065

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
a good waluigi tweet, but cant quite step to this classic

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

isn't wario the perversion and luigi the pretense?

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


I know this is silly but i've read the society of the spectacle a few times and this tweet is blowing my mind

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

FMguru posted:

a good waluigi tweet, but cant quite step to this classic


alternate interpretation: jesus did not see this because jerking to waluigi is not a sin

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


haveblue posted:

alternate interpretation: jesus did not see this because jerking to waluigi is not a sin

With all my heart I reply:

hosed up if true

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

haveblue posted:

alternate interpretation: jesus did not see this because jerking to waluigi is not a sin
correct: the jerking is not a sin

the blasting rope part is absolutely a sin (the sin of onan)

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
also i dont like the way baudrillard just up and states that wario is a libertarian - that is still very much an open question, even after 12,239 pages of heated debate

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
cant spell "baudrillard" without "dril"

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




jungian shadow link

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

FMguru posted:

cant spell "baudrillard" without "dril"

:aaaaa:

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



wario certainly has the physique of a libertarian

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020

Agile Vector posted:

jungian shadow link

b+ user name

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

FMguru posted:

correct: the jerking is not a sin

the blasting rope part is absolutely a sin (the sin of onan)

this is in dispute among some scholars as to whether the sin was actually the refusal to knock up his brothers widow as a societal obligation to continue his brothers name

i just checked the wiki on this for clarity and came across this which i hadn’t heard before:

wiki posted:

According to some Bible critics who contextually read this passage, the description of Onan is an origin myth concerning fluctuations in the constituency of the tribe of Judah, with the death of Onan reflecting the dying out of a clan; Er and Onan are hence viewed as each being representative of a clan, with Onan possibly representing an Edomite clan named Onam, mentioned by an Edomite genealogy in Genesis.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
this sure is a page

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


graph posted:

this sure is a page

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Breaking Glass
Dec 15, 2021

graph posted:

this sure is a page

an unsigned post

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1503443926258180106?s=20

it a miracle

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

wow I hope they hear us again when they attempt this a sixth time

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

quote:

for now while we explore other options

:thunkin:

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.
has anyone tried to pin Twitter down on how they themselves justify continuing to call it a 'timeline' (a literal plot of 'tweets vs time when those tweets were made') when they are so dedicated to making that not the case?

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

look if you're spending all your time figuring out wtf they did to break the UI then that registers as engagement on their metrics, and their bonuses get paid

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
https://twitter.com/mcclure111/status/1503567125021138950

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


my college's IT department would send campus-wide emails warning of phishing attempts. they would include the phishing email in the body of their email. with the links present. and active.

i had to beg them to stop

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

FMguru posted:

a good waluigi tweet, but cant quite step to this classic




















































GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002



:hmmyes:

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


https://twitter.com/ThisAdGoesHard/status/1483943985995554819?s=20&t=hYdudjaoh3FXIO677M5UNg

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/morganfailchild/status/1503946853494231041?s=21

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
https://twitter.com/gravislizard/status/1504301626667909121



Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/CompAesthetics/status/1504503984761020419?t=mDiC-1TNsu2CdnwRBUyfoQ&s=19

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


look out here comes my ship lol

https://twitter.com/MachinePix/status/1504497720647692297?t=eHbdAByqrJv3qzYfXV7oOA&s=19

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
it's cool that we've gone from building rafts and canoes out of a couple of logs to hundred thousand ton ships the size of small islands but we still don't have a better way of launching them than giving it a hearty shove and standing back

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




when the morning coffee hits

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Agile Vector posted:

when the morning coffee hits

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Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020

we can send a man to the moon but we still roll
ships with logs like were the flintstones.

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