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Breetai posted:Bring back late '90s weird internet. Look what website you're on, right now!
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McCracAttack posted:It's been explained to me that the current climate in tech funded by venture capital requires that they never stop "innovating". In practice that means they have to keep loving with things even after they have them dialed in. That's true, but Twitter wants to force you to read your timeline out of order so they can more easily manipulate what tweets you do and do not see
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CharlestheHammer posted:What’s funny is the owned Comixology for I think like two years before the merger.
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grittyreboot posted:https://twitter.com/LukewarmHoliday/status/1503480045658165252?t=jLtEhnwGa6t1w5MzEFLpaQ&s=19 What is Turning Red and how did it convince people that children can't write fanfiction? 
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Having seen literally nothing from the movie and absorbing through current discourse, it appears to be a Pixar movie about some tween girls. I guess including segments where the girls have crushes and write fanfictions about a guy or something? This all appears to have started because some dummy wrote that the movie was "horny" and other stupid things in a review This has been "discourse through osmosis" thank you for listening
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Tiggum posted:What is Turning Red and how did it convince people that children can't write fanfiction? its the new disney movie, it is about a 13 year old girl and her group of friends who are all 13 years old. it is a story about growing up, and also the protagonist has an ancient chinese power of turning into a panda when she has emotions. this is a metaphor for puberty, also the protagonist is going through actual puberty the protagonist and her friends all write cringey 13 year old fanfic about boys because a lot of people do poo poo like this at that age. this depiction is so cutting of folks who wrote horrible horny fanfic when they were tweens that it has become minorly controversial i guess because it is extremely true. the fact that the fanfic is horrible is part of the joke e: at least that is what the movie is about, i dont know what the controversy is about. i am going to assume it is people being upset about woke disney making a movie about a tween girl having tween girl problems more than people who are legit mad at things like "remember when you were a child trying to figure out romance and you wrote stories about how you and that cute boy in gym were actually ancient vampires who turned into crime fighting vampire-dragons together? haha, we remember that too, we see you" Mr. Fall Down Terror has a new favorite as of 03:13 on Mar 15, 2022 |
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Garrand posted:Having seen literally nothing from the movie and absorbing through current discourse, it appears to be a Pixar movie about some tween girls. I guess including segments where the girls have crushes and write fanfictions about a guy or something? Watched it with my tween girl kids. It was decent and absolutely not “horny” at all
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I don't know anything about Turning Red. I just thought it was funny fanart.
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I watched this with my kids on Saturday and they all really liked it. Anyone saying it is "horny" either doesn't have kids this age, shouldn't have kids or was never 13 themselves. Just went from child straight to adult like I presume people did in the 50s before teenagers were invented.
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Could the panda girl beat up Putin? Could the regular tween girl write worse fan fic than Musk? Am I dead yet?
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Oibignose posted:I watched this with my kids on Saturday and they all really liked it. Anyone saying it is "horny" either doesn't have kids this age, shouldn't have kids or was never 13 themselves. Just went from child straight to adult like I presume people did in the 50s before teenagers were invented. We just had a (shitpost) discussion in the Military History thread about how everyone went from looking 16 to a rough 40 in black and white pictures so this tracks.
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One day your running round carefree in short trousers and a school blazer the next your sitting in an armchair, smoking a pipe reading a newspaper. Nothing in between.
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Cocaine Bear posted:https://twitter.com/UAWeapons/status/1503365400939147273?t=TtxFtoK5udccIEFyZKPrZw&s=19 Not so much a 'technical' as an 'executive'.
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Happened to see this in another thread while this discussion was happening, posting here for posterity. Definitely not a "favorite" tweet of mine. Unrelated, Gianni is a treasure https://twitter.com/GetGianni/status/1503543888451100673
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This is the maximum "horny" in the movie. A cartoon wolf style reaction to a boy. https://twitter.com/doddle_doodles/status/1502464922046894080?s=21
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Garrand posted:This all appears to have started because some dummy wrote that the movie was "horny" and other stupid things in a review Is this the same reviewer who said that he could not relate to Asians?
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Platystemon posted:Is this the same reviewer who said that he could not relate to Asians? looks like it lol http://web.archive.org/web/20220307...-wanna-have-fur as a white man, i simply cannot understand this movie about a chinese-canadian girl experiencing... pu-berti? pyu-ber-tee? how do you say it? whatever it is, i didn't like it. it wasn't for me, a white man
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goatsestretchgoals posted:We just had a (shitpost) discussion in the Military History thread about how everyone went from looking 16 to a rough 40 in black and white pictures so this tracks. That reminds me of this old tweet. There's a lot of examples in the replies.https://twitter.com/BMcCarthy32/status/1210350854571585537?t=QptoBJWmSfLxgUW1LjYFVA&s=19 Also, George Costanza was supposed to be 30 at the start of Seinfeld.
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grittyreboot posted:Also, George Costanza was supposed to be 30 at the start of Seinfeld. Jason Alexander was actually 30 at the start of Seinfeld.
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Here is Ava Gardner in the movie Earthquake, released when she was 52. Here is Sandra Bullock in the movie Bird Box, released when she was 53.
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Maybe people looked older because they all smoked cigarettes all the god drat time anywhere they felt like it?
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People used to look older because they dressed the same at 20 as when they were parents 30 years later when their kids started thinking about it. I also imagine that your average person smokes less and cares more for their skin.
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/lauralexx/status/1503157791791345665 I have two cats and this is exactly right Last night I was trying to go to sleep and they were chasing each other around the apartment. One launched themselves on my stomach and chirped. Cats are adorable, lovable, and complete assholes when they feel like it
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/lauralexx/status/1503157791791345665 Normal Things Surprise me! I'm so kooky! 
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/lauralexx/status/1503157791791345665 Uh, yeah I lock my cats away in the laundry with their food, beds and litter at night. They don't scratch the door, but one cries to get let out if we stay up later than them. They know the routine and will go out there at night to be fed and locked up. Also when I was a kid we did the same thing with my parent's cats.
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Amoeba102 posted:Uh, yeah I lock my cats away in the laundry with their food, beds and litter at night. They don't scratch the door, but one cries to get let out if we stay up later than them. They know the routine and will go out there at night to be fed and locked up. This is not true
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My cats allow ZERO closed doors in the house at any moment. OPEN THA DOOR MEOW MEOW MEOW
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Amoeba102 posted:Uh, yeah I lock my cats away in the laundry with their food, beds and litter at night. They don't scratch the door, but one cries to get let out if we stay up later than them. They know the routine and will go out there at night to be fed and locked up.
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there is no greater fool than someone who feeds their cat wet food in the morning our cats can eat dry food freely whenever they wish but wet food is only provided after the humans eat the evening meal and at no other time, ever. never. not ever
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Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:there is no greater fool than someone who feeds their cat wet food in the morning (only found a lego version for some reason) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoLCVJB58b0
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