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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
In the rest of the world its a "flagoon" of mountain dew.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Once in a century rainfall event, that’s now happened three times in four years

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
And is only going to get worse and worse. Imagine how hosed the drought that will follow in the next few years will be?

Nowher
Nov 29, 2019

pack your bags

Very fitting avatar + post combo

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

webmeister posted:

Once in a century rainfall event, that’s now happened three times in four years

They really need to stop using "one in x years" terminology. Most people don't understand what it means and it's misleading.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

And is only going to get worse and worse. Imagine how hosed the drought that will follow in the next few years will be?

Next bushfire season is going to be a worry, too.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Lolie posted:

They really need to stop using "one in x years" terminology. Most people don't understand what it means and it's misleading.

Next bushfire season is going to be a worry, too.

Councils and storm water specialists don't use the 1 in 100 year terminology anymore. Its expressed as %AEP (annual exceedence probability).

So a 1% AEP has a 1% likelihood of occuring within a given year.

GrandMaster
Aug 15, 2004
laidback

Heh jocular
https://youtu.be/3J9iNSwV2T4

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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How's things back home? Oh the weather's poo poo again?


What the gently caress.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
The thing about being a country of migrants is that some of them prefer The Old Country.

For example: Adelaide, 1939



check that red ensign

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Outrail posted:

How's things back home? Oh the weather's poo poo again?

What the gently caress.

Fishing for deportation free tickets home?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I'd love to hunt for mushrooms after a big rain but gently caress, so many delicious or fun varieties have analogues that will just gently caress you right up.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Fun fact. It is not illegal to cultivate death cap mushrooms, which as the name suggests are deadly if eaten.

It is however very illegal to cultivate psychedelic mushrooms, none of which can kill you if eaten.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Classic

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Is everyone just ignoring that this guy apparently walks into Coles and starts tucking into the mushrooms

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

webmeister posted:

Is everyone just ignoring that this guy apparently walks into Coles and starts tucking into the mushrooms

Not everyone is so poor they have to snack on Aldi mushrooms.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

webmeister posted:

Is everyone just ignoring that this guy apparently walks into Coles and starts tucking into the mushrooms

The free fruit for kids but it's just full of raw portobellos and surrounded by crying children

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Laserface posted:

Fishing for deportation free tickets home?

I could fly back into the country and double my salary picking flowers in the desert. It's starting to sound pretty tempting.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

webmeister posted:

Is everyone just ignoring that this guy apparently walks into Coles and starts tucking into the mushrooms

I dont know if i could handle the fury my guts would unleash eating raw mushrooms. cooked ones get me farting something fierce.

Outrail posted:

I could fly back into the country and double my salary picking flowers in the desert. It's starting to sound pretty tempting.

Plenty of sunflowers gonna be growing in Ukraine soon enough.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Outrail posted:

What the gently caress.

Just yesterday, I patted myself on the back for my restraint in not keying a car with a "gently caress off we're full" sticker. I'm not going to restrain myself if I find a Z.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

World Naked Bike Ride Not Happening :nws: pics in the link.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
That's just 'cause this year government busy bodies made them put the seats back on.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Honestly I could not stop worrying about my junk getting in the chain

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Honestly I could not stop worrying about my junk getting in the chain

use a shaft bike, duh

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Literally indistinguishable from an Onion headline

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
I forage for mushrooms pretty often, it's good fun. The wet weather the last year or more has meant constant flushes of mushrooms in the areas I check.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/patrickkeneally/status/1503821827394908161

Surprised it's that low

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Why is that a black and white etching and not a GoPro still?

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

So was I initially, then realised plenty would have been farmers and stock owners, vigilante racists and whatnot.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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All People Are Bastards

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

So was I initially, then realised plenty would have been farmers and stock owners, vigilante racists and whatnot.

Probably hired guns too.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
And just poisoning the billabongs.




"Send cash, arsenic / exterminate aborigines / letter to follow"

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Mar 16, 2022

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Megillah Gorilla posted:

And just poisoning the billabongs.




"Send cash, arsenic / exterminate aborigines / letter to follow"

This is 100% horrific but goddamn grant applications were so much simpler back in the day.

Gath
Sep 23, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG9wIKP06Zg

I wish we had these kinda go getters in the States here.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Outrail posted:

All People Are Bastards

All Cunts Are Bastards

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Kingo Ligma posted:

All Cunts Are Bastards

:hmmyes:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/OzKitsch/status/1505743139255959556

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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