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lil bip: Mar 13, 2004; That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

there is no greater fool than someone who feeds their cat wet food in the morning

our cats can eat dry food freely whenever they wish but wet food is only provided after the humans eat the evening meal and at no other time, ever. never. not ever

This is very important law of the universe.

My cats suddenly appear after my kids are in bed. They know then it's time for meat, with little chance of being assaulted by a toddler.

lil bip has a new favorite as of 08:03 on Mar 15, 2022

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# ? May 27, 2024 16:29

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Every single one of you who is like "I know how to train cats and here's how," I'm here to say that cats are Libertarians and they're pure evil. Cute, but pure evil.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 08:45

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Large Testicles posted:

Every single one of you who is like "I know how to train cats and here's how," I'm here to say that cats are Libertarians and they're pure evil. Cute, but pure evil.

Terry Pratchett posted:

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 08:52

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Large Testicles posted:

Every single one of you who is like "I know how to train cats and here's how," I'm here to say that cats are Libertarians and they're pure evil. Cute, but pure evil.

Yeah, but they're very small and weak and can't open refrigerators or cans or most doors so it's actually very easy to impose your will upon them.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 09:42

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

I put one cat outside at night so she can chase and kill mice. The other one falls asleep on the sofa the second it gets dark and goes ballistic if you wake him up. I have no idea how he was taught that and I don't want to know

# ? Mar 15, 2022 09:57

Whybird: Aug 2, 2009; Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar; Nap Ghost

It's easy to train libertarians, too. Ring a school bell and they start salivating.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 09:57

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Whybird posted:

It's easy to train libertarians, too. Ring a school bell and they start salivating.

Holy poo poo

# ? Mar 15, 2022 09:59

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Whybird posted:

It's easy to train libertarians, too. Ring a school bell and they start salivating.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 10:14

Beeswax: Dec 29, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Whybird posted:

It's easy to train libertarians, too. Ring a school bell and they start salivating.

Lol

# ? Mar 15, 2022 10:38

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Whybird posted:

It's easy to train libertarians, too. Ring a school bell and they start salivating.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 10:39

Hollandia: Jul 27, 2007; rattus rattus; Grimey Drawer

Whybird posted:

It's easy to train libertarians, too. Ring a school bell and they start salivating.

some plague rats posted:

I put one cat outside at night so she can chase and kill mice.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 10:45

Ambitious Spider: Feb 13, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

AlbieQuirky posted:

Here is Ava Gardner in the movie Earthquake, released when she was 52.

Here is Sandra Bullock in the movie Bird Box, released when she was 53.

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Brandfarlig: Nov 5, 2009; These colours don't run.

Hollandia posted:

Cut to yet another reddit post about a dead cat that could've been easily avoided.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 12:25

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Ambitious Spider posted:

related

https://twitter.com/FloraEGill/status/1478323538478215168?s=20&t=4YIcPqAAouOHSWU92RTw3A

This is a little misleading as Rue McClanahan was the only one actually in her 50s when the show started.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 12:32

Morpheus: Apr 18, 2008; My favourite little monsters

Brandfarlig posted:

Cut to yet another reddit post about a dead cat that could've been easily avoided.

I think it's more that having an outdoor cat means introducing a predator to an environment that can gently caress up the local ecosystem.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 12:35

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Whybird posted:

It's easy to train libertarians, too. Ring a school bell and they start salivating.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 12:49

Brandfarlig: Nov 5, 2009; These colours don't run.

Morpheus posted:

I think it's more that having an outdoor cat means introducing a predator to an environment that can gently caress up the local ecosystem.

That too but I find the posts about how much they loved their 3 cats that all died within 3 years incredibly stupid. As someone on here has said before "sounds like you're just feeding cats to the local coyotes"

# ? Mar 15, 2022 12:57

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Hell yeah it's time for the indoor/outdoor cat debate, which is more contentious than anything involving politics, war, etc.

Please keep your cat inside.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 13:42

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

I keep my cat indoors but my kid is an outdoor child. It just seems cruel to keep them locked inside all night.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 14:04

Organza Quiz: Nov 7, 2009

TEN! MORE! FREE! RATS!

https://twitter.com/MarkMcGowanMP/status/1503501991624208384

# ? Mar 15, 2022 15:04

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

Beastie posted:

Maybe people looked older because they all smoked cigarettes all the god drat time anywhere they felt like it?

Omnipresent smoking, (even if you didn't personally smoke, you were effectively still a smoker due to everyone else around you smoking) and also just good old fashioned sun damage. There's a huge number of compelling indoor hobbies/entertainment that just didn't exist or were much shittier 50+ years ago. The sun will gently caress you up, heres a dude that drove a truck for 30 years, one side of his face in the sun, the other covered.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trucker-accumulates-skin-damage-on-left-side-of-his-face-after-28-years-on-the-road/

# ? Mar 15, 2022 15:10

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Also people seem older on film when younger generations look at them and see hair and clothes that they associate with old people.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 15:12

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

my cat owns a gun

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Zero One posted:

This is the maximum "horny" in the movie. A cartoon wolf style reaction to a boy.

https://twitter.com/doddle_doodles/status/1502464922046894080?s=21

I've seen this joke a million times, awooga and all, I really hate this performative maximal fandommery, I blame Kpop twitter

# ? Mar 15, 2022 15:31

Mauser: Dec 16, 2003; How did I even get here, son?!

Organza Quiz posted:

TEN! MORE! FREE! RATS!

https://twitter.com/MarkMcGowanMP/status/1503501991624208384

Baltimore has had this program for years and the rat population has never been healthier. They're so large that the stray cats don't really mess with them, would probably need to reintroduce wolves or something to deal with it.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 16:19

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/vincentjurist/status/1503250865926385664?s=21

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Read After Burning: Feb 19, 2013; "All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

https://twitter.com/TafferKing451/status/1503626810952626176

zakharov posted:

Please keep your cat inside.

Rabbits too, please. :unsmith:

# ? Mar 15, 2022 18:51

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/gnome_txt/status/1503778871862202370

I said I'd never simp...

# ? Mar 15, 2022 18:56

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

She looks like a Catholic religious sister.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 19:01

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Brandfarlig posted:

That too but I find the posts about how much they loved their 3 cats that all died within 3 years incredibly stupid. As someone on here has said before "sounds like you're just feeding cats to the local coyotes"

I think you might be confusing me with someone else? I've only ever had four cats in my life, two are alive and the other two died from being really old?

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freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

https://twitter.com/Daggerlad2/status/1503545983795404801?s=20&t=f7wgCi6kfdiH6wxZxNtXXg

https://twitter.com/Daggerlad2/status/1503042394467586055?s=20&t=f7wgCi6kfdiH6wxZxNtXXg

# ? Mar 15, 2022 19:14

generic one: Oct 2, 2004; I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/andylevy/status/1503470789772906498?s=21

https://twitter.com/cagedinpod/status/1503438610619588611?s=21

A sample from that thread ^^

https://twitter.com/cagedinpod/status/1503438624657915913?s=21

https://twitter.com/cagedinpod/status/1503462713380507651?s=21

https://twitter.com/cagedinpod/status/1503709195589279746?s=21

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Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

I want to make is bread... short

# ? Mar 15, 2022 21:40

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Whybird posted:

It's easy to train libertarians, too. Ring a school bell and they start salivating.

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Clyde Radcliffe: Oct 19, 2014

generic one posted:

https://twitter.com/andylevy/status/1503470789772906498?s=21

Respect for Nic Cage lowers.

That's a tartan suit, not a plaid. A plaid is an over-the-shoulder cape-like garment. And it rhymes with aid, not lad.

Still a bitchin' suit though.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 22:05

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Respect for Nic Cage lowers.

That's a tartan suit, not a plaid. A plaid is an over-the-shoulder cape-like garment. And it rhymes with aid, not lad.

Still a bitchin' suit though.

shut up nerd

# ? Mar 15, 2022 22:16

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Respect for Nic Cage lowers.

That's a tartan suit, not a plaid. A plaid is an over-the-shoulder cape-like garment. And it rhymes with aid, not lad.

Still a bitchin' suit though.

The Kings of Kilts say the rules are different for Americans.

https://macgregorandmacduff.co.uk/blogs/news/is-there-any-difference-between-plaid-and-tartan posted:

In the UK, the word �plaid� refers to the long, often rectangular shaped, tartan piece that is worn over the shoulder of a kilt outfit, usually worn by Grooms at their weddings. So you would purchase �a� plaid from MacGregor and MacDuff. You would not purchase �some� plaid.

In the US however, you would not go to a store to buy 'a' plaid. This is because in the US, the word 'plaid' describes any checked cloth of two or more colours. You would therefore go to buy �some� plaid, because it is the cloth you are ordering, not a particular product. To many Americans, plaid and tartan are the same thing.

Plaid and tartan both contain horizontal and vertical lines that intersect at 90 degree angles. Plaid is used in the US to describe a multi-coloured, cross-lined pattern. Americans do use the word tartan, but when they do, it should be to describe the plaid associated with a clan. So to complicate matters, all tartans are plaids, but not all plaids can be tartans.

So the most important difference for people in the US to note between tartan and plaid is that tartan is plaid associated with a clan. Whereas plaid holds no association with a historic clan. A good example of plaid is Gingham, which has two intertwining colours, but which is not associated to a historic clan or family.

In addition, all tartans are registered with the Scottish Tartan Authority

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Caufman: May 7, 2007

The King is being gracious and more descriptive than prescriptive for the sake of the Americans, whose ignorance of things is only matched by their obstinacy, and both are second to their military spending.

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kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Caufman posted:

The King is being gracious and more descriptive than prescriptive for the sake of the Americans, whose ignorance of things is only matched by their obstinacy, and both are second to their military spending.

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

shut up nerd

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Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

nic cage rules

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