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If the answer spoken allowed, only one person can answer it at a time. The cartoonist does not know how Jeopardy! works.
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Shugojin posted:If the answer spoken allowed, only one person can answer it at a time. The cartoonist does not know how Jeopardy! works. It's final jeopardy and also the players all ended up with the same total. It doesn't actually say anything about whether the answers are right. e:actually, this makes more sense if it's a normal question and the first two people got it wrong and the third person got it right, and this turned a 2 way tie into a 3 way tie.
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axolotl farmer posted:Tinsley still does the occasional Mallard, but it's mostly left to a guy called Fishman now. It's slightly improved from the Tinsley days, buy mostly because Fishman remembers to tell a joke. thanks! at least one McCoy is out of the picture.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:1 point deducted for not including the sippy cup and Obamaprompter we've all come to know and love They're powerful symbols, you don't want to overuse them.
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Mar 15, 2022 14:33
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Horsey is still peak liberal, claming to be compassionate but being totally unable to stop himself from sneering at the poor and vulnerable. Although he has stopped drawing rockin titties.
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Mar 15, 2022 14:34
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Come back humanitarian Horsey, come back rocking titties. Was he ever not ugly centrist?
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By popular demand posted:Come back humanitarian Horsey, come back rocking titties.
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Pants Donkey posted:He fell into the same vat of brain spiders most liberals did after 9/11. 9/11 broke a lot of brains, and it's weird to see it play out in retrospect. My favorite is definitely Frank Miller though, who just took his mask off and kept making comics.
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Dr. Stab posted:It's not even sex ed. It's "instruction on sexuality or gender identity." It's calling "Sally has two dads" or "some people aren't a boy or a girl" pedophilia. Is it badly enough worded that someone could use it against media that reinforces traditional gender roles? Or even against conservatives yelling about marriage being between man and woman?
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Dr. Stab posted:It's not even sex ed. It's "instruction on sexuality or gender identity." It's calling "Sally has two dads" or "some people aren't a boy or a girl" pedophilia. The folks being these laws and moves are openly, explicitly concerned about children's reproductive rights. They are projecting.
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Mar 15, 2022 18:28
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Raised By Birds posted:Bob Gorrell Kellies Nomination: Least Concealed Bigotry (racism) Raised By Birds posted:Mike Lester I know Mikl already nominated it, but I have to second it, it's that loving bad. Kellies Nomination: Least Concealed Bigotry (LGBT+) Raised By Birds posted:Tom Stiglich This doesn't quite fit for racism, I don't think it's quite on the "worst overall" level but this is so disgusting it needs to be nominated for something. So Kellies Nomination: Whatever category this would fit best in (worst cartoon about Ukrainian refugees? worst cartoon about a tragedy? I dunno)
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Mar 15, 2022 18:32
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I think "Worst cartoon about Ukraine" is a good category to have for this year's Kellies
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By popular demand posted:Come back humanitarian Horsey, come back rocking titties. He always was, it was just easier to ignore during the Obama years.
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BonHair posted:Is it badly enough worded that someone could use it against media that reinforces traditional gender roles? Or even against conservatives yelling about marriage being between man and woman? I mean, you could argue it applies to any lessons that acknowledge the existence of romantic relationships or of gender. In practice, it means whatever they want it to mean. In cases of lessons that acknowledge heterosexual relationships, it wouldn't hold up because it's not a lesson about sexuality. And then, in lessons that acknowledge homosexual relationships, it's mostly just a way for parents to get really mad at the school, and the damage will be done regardless of the final legal decision. And, then "gender identity" is an even more vague concept. What it actually means is how we have boys, girls, etc. So, to me it would mean treading very carefully when teaching about grammatical gender. But, to Conservatives, gender identity is something only the queers have. To me, "say she for girls, he for boys" is instruction about gender identity, and "say she for those who prefer she, and he for those who prefer he" doesn't say anything about gender, so it's fine. But I imagine, it will go the other way in practice. Hell, I could see them making the argument in court that talking about straight cis people is fine, but talking about gay or trans people is bad because in the former case, the students already know about cishets, so it wouldn't be a lesson, but if they learn about the existence of gay or trans people, that's bad because they learned something.
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Kaza42 posted:I think "Worst cartoon about Ukraine" is a good category to have for this year's Kellies I’ve come very close to some ‘worst two things happened’ nominations for “I’m glad baseball is back, during this war in Ukraine” cartoons.
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 Guardian:  "Martin Rowson on Vladimir Putin’s Ides of March – Pressure grows for the Russian president as his war in Ukraine continues" Telegraph:  Russia reportedly appealing for Chinese support for its Ukraine invasion Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Boris Johnson plans Saudi Arabia visit to seek oil supply increase; Saudi Arabia executes 81 men in 24 hours Evening Standard:  Squatters break into Russian oligarch’s mansion ‘to house Ukrainian refugees’
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Mar 15, 2022 19:23
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Kelly nomination: Least horrifying Eli Valley
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Eli Valley just knocking it out of the park!
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Conservatives found out the one thing people agree on, that pedophiles are bad, and since LGBT issues obviously have an intrinsic sexual aspect, they can tie pedophilia to as many issues as possible to effectively ban LGBT topics from school.
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I was about to say, that snake has Putin eyes. If so, instantly the best PC caricature. Just seems a convenient way to bail on that plotline, too.
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 Rowe:  Scott Morrison is currently in Western Australia trying to undo the damage he caused after spending the entire pandemic slagging off the state for closing the borders and keeping COVID free. Federal Coalition faces big trouble in the West, polling reveals (SMH). Downes:  Broelman:  Scott Morrison attacked Anthony Albanese for losing weight and wearing better suits and said "I'm not pretending to be anyone else". Scott Morrison accused of 'going low' over apparent crack at Anthony Albanese's weight loss (SBS). Wilcox:  NT police officer Zachary Rolfe found not guilty of murder over fatal shooting of Kumanjayi Walker (ABC). Spooner:  Children's climate change case overturned on appeal as Federal Court dismisses government's 'duty of care' (ABC). The case is likely to be appealed to the High Court but in the meantime the environment minister does not have to consider the duty of care to protect the young from climate change when deciding on fossil fuel projects.
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Glock, paper, scissors was right there. Is scissors paper rock some aussie thing?
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itskage posted:Glock, paper, scissors was right there. Is scissors paper rock some aussie thing? According to a quick google, yes.
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If this turns into a plotline about Ukraine it might be the first time a storyline in Prickly City had any sort of resolution whatsoever.
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Kaza42 posted:I think "Worst cartoon about Ukraine" is a good category to have for this year's Kellies This can absolutely be a category folks, feel free to make nominations with it.
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itskage posted:Glock, paper, scissors was right there. Is scissors paper rock some aussie thing? It's actually the right way around when you look at it while being in Australia.
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Twelve by Pies posted:Kellies Nomination: Least Concealed Bigotry (racism) This is "two things happened" because noting that two things happened and forcing them together is often worse than shameless topical comics. This one is  . Good to see some early contenders.
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Twelve by Pies posted:I can't tell if you've forgotten about libertarians, or just don't think they're people. wait, that cryptoland tweet… Okay, nevermind
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itskage posted:Glock, paper, scissors was right there. Is scissors paper rock some aussie thing? australian tradition is to chant the terms as you play, and "scissors, paper, rock" has a much better cadence than the other possible combinations
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Vib Rib posted:I was about to say, that snake has Putin eyes. This is one of the dumbest things I've seen posted in this thread, but also you're right.
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ungulateman posted:australian tradition is to chant the terms as you play, and "scissors, paper, rock" has a much better cadence than the other possible combinations Paper, Scissors, Rock is the order in New Zealand
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Somfin posted:Paper, Scissors, Rock is the order in New Zealand "Rocks, paper, scissors, shoot" is how it goes in America, which is clearly the best cadance. 
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 The second round of Kellies voting is now live!Please feel free to continue voting on categories from the first round as well. This round includes the actually-entertaining Best Edit/Parody category! Votes are due for this round by April 1.
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Okay, I'm late in saying this, but: Kellies Nomination: Laziest Non-Gorrell. Not just for this strip, but for every goddamn strip in this arc as a whole. Almost every strip has been the same shots of the same buildings, and the same shots of the characters in the same repeated poses, with most of the dialogue being the characters going "Something bad happened!" "Oh no!" "Oh yes!" and just that repeating over and over for weeks. How the gently caress is Stantis getting paid to make this?
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Worst: A Ukraine Thing Happened lol, remember when Prickly City had like three strips with a refugee crossing the southern border asking for help? And it was just a disembodied hand and a word bubble? They sat around doing nothing while this disembodied hand reached out, fretting over how sad it was, and then did absolutely nothing when some ICE agent with a whip hauled the disembodied hand off and it was never mentioned again. What I'm saying is, the disembodied hand is going to come back to run against Carmen during the next election cycle.
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Robert Ariail Clay Bennett  Chip Bok  Chris Britt  Jeff Danziger  John Deering  Al Goodwyn  Bob Gorrell  Walt Handelsman  Phil Hands  Clay Jones  KAL  Kevin Necessary  Jack Ohman  Henry Payne  Joel Pett  Michael Ramirez  Rob Rogers  Jen Sorensen  Jeff Stahler  Tom Stiglich  Dana Summers  Gary Varvel  Matt Wuerker  Tony Branco  quote:Word Masters of Disasters Biden is blaming everything but himself for the disaster and damage his policies are causing nationally and internationally.
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