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Clark Nova posted:I would suggest lying like a motherfucker but the mother's name is right there in the article, and is probably unique that it'll still be the top google result when the kid is old enough to go looking for it it's hardy unique, this sort of thing happens constantly in the US. getting shot by a toddler is one of the more common causes of gun death and this has apparently gone up massively since the pandemic started https://www.npr.org/2021/08/31/1032725392/guns-death-children e: 154 deaths by armed baby in 2021 alone! wowza!
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Yeah, but we can't stop giving babies guns, if the good babies don't have guns, only the criminal babies will be armed! Also, guns don't kill people, babies do!
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Mar 15, 2022 21:59
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these days you don't even have to wait for them to grow up to become cowboys!
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this is from a state DOT report on I-94quote:What about automated vehicles?
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actionjackson posted:this is from a state DOT report on I-94 lmao. christ
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I had no idea children were so gun crazy!
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actionjackson posted:this is from a state DOT report on I-94 lol
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Fitzy Fitz posted:I had no idea children were so gun crazy! they see daddy reach for his binky whenever he gets scared of something and figure it'll make them feel better too
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They probably will have automated vehicles. Them being gigantic pieces of poo poo that routinely kill people will be seen as a plus for the private healthcare industry
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:No, Son, Mommy isn't making dinner tonight. Mommy lives in Heaven now, with God. You domed her, Son. You split her wig with your poor trigger discipline. omfg
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honestly kinda impressed that toddlers can so reliably fire handguns. there's a fair amount of pressure you have to put into the trigger and they can do it and score a lethal hit without even being instructed. some ppl cant even hit a target 10ft away
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Cup Runneth Over posted:honestly kinda impressed that toddlers can so reliably fire handguns. there's a fair amount of pressure you have to put into the trigger and they can do it and score a lethal hit without even being instructed. some ppl cant even hit a target 10ft away
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mystes posted:You just didn't hear about the previous 300 days where the toddler missed. in that case im even more impressed by their persistence
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indigi posted:you have to tell her the truth so she doesn’t find out from her rear end in a top hat classmates in 5th grade I feel like this is a pretty good justification to move and get a legal name change.
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the bitcoin of weed posted:it's hardy unique, this sort of thing happens constantly in the US. getting shot by a toddler is one of the more common causes of gun death and this has apparently gone up massively since the pandemic started https://www.npr.org/2021/08/31/1032725392/guns-death-children Gotta wonder how many of these accidents accidentally took care of somebodys problem, no questions asked what a tragedy
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indigi posted:you have to tell her the truth so she doesn’t find out from her rear end in a top hat classmates in 5th grade I would not gently caress w that girl lol .. If she's able to kill her own mom, imagine what she'd do to you 
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With petrol increasing in price, I'm seeing something interesting Lots of second hand bike on FB marketplace/ gumtree Looks like people are buying e-bike and selling the old analog they had in the garage Good omens and portents I guess
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Why is the car hiking? Why doesn't the person get out of the loving car https://twitter.com/subaru_usa/status/1450878907981434901?t=LFIJoivysNoxyIHnHmPdsQ&s=19
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Polo-Rican posted:Why is the car hiking? Why doesn't the person get out of the loving car why? car goes faster, car has my music and my stuff, car is climate controlled. it's like a little house - and now I can take it on hikes too!
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this car climbed mt. shitbrains
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Mar 16, 2022 14:47
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the official state car of colorado and minnesota. you know, for those handfuls of days where you might need high clearance after a snowfall but before the plows clear the snow away. I love that they suffer so many more issues than a toyota or honda.
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Ha ha ha hilarious joke good thing that will never actually happen... oh Edit: Wow that's from 1927 lmao, that's even earlier than I expected and lol at how far fetched the last panel must have seemed then mystes has issued a correction as of 15:44 on Mar 16, 2022 |
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Jestery posted:With petrol increasing in price, I'm seeing something interesting or people are making more space in their garage for a bigger SUV
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withak posted:
Fitzy Fitz posted:The dad left the gun out this is the most depressing episode of Columbo ever.
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@ keeping a loaded gun within reach of your child strapped into a car seat.
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Gripweed posted:this is the most depressing episode of Columbo ever. Ah, just one more thing, Baby Timmy...
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Such a weird article and problem to have: https://twitter.com/Gothamist/status/1503379425567645698 quote:The Brooklyn Museum is one of 15 places across the city that has a super charging station in its parking lot. These super chargers can power an electric car battery to 80% in roughly a half-hour. Not an expert or anything but getting good charging station coverage doesn't seem important compared to NYC's massive infrastructure problems.
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Nocturtle posted:Such a weird article and problem to have: if there were a museum at a regular gas station you’d still probably only go in five or six times before it got boring
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Nocturtle posted:Such a weird article and problem to have: Meanwhile: https://twitter.com/wmskeith/status/1503837748070858765?s=21
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Fitzy Fitz posted:It's Thursday and I hate cars
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well at least we invented a form of transportation that dumps tons of carbon into the air while it's idling!
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Fitzy Fitz posted:It's Thursday and I hate cars it's thursday, thursday. gotta hate cars on thursday
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:well at least we invented a form of transportation that dumps tons of carbon into the air while it's idling! 7th Ave has two bus lines, both of which move slower than walking because of all the cars.
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Nocturtle posted:Such a weird article and problem to have:
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