Ror posted:

You people make me sick.

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). Everyone’s examples consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see has other items added to it. The fact that you are calling these "grilled cheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, call it a "melt” because that is not a loving grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. poo poo, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this thread this morning I finally snapped.

You god drat heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your drat melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

My Lovely Horse posted:

nice grilledcheesedown

Arivia posted:

time to start getting really cranky about networking in sh/sc: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_layer

Empty Sandwich posted:

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BonHair posted:

Why is goatse an nft scam now? This is truly the worst timeline. Especially since I am feeling nostalgic for a stretched out anus.
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Marcade posted:

I still haven't forgiven you for biting my sister.

EorayMel posted:

Internetz police

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Helluva username from the reply guy.

Robobot posted:

I agree with that grilled cheese poster and am also annoyed that every mixed drink with vodka in it is called a “martini” now.

But I’m much older, so have earned the right to start being curmudgeony.

Kenning posted:

I have some terrible news for you. That trend peaked around 20 years ago.

A Moose posted:

I've only actually gotten a couple opportunities for username jokes, mostly in the schadenfreude thread when people get wrecked while taking pictures of moose from way too close.

some plague rats posted:

Going to change my username to "the" and show up after every single post going yes hello

Jedit posted:

Someone trying to be a front page article, I see.

some plague rats posted:

That will never be a possibility again

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

if i took part in username jokes on this forum i'd never get anything else done

Biplane posted:

lol

sebmojo posted:

Yep that was solid

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

if i took part in username jokes on this forum i'd never get anything else done

PostNouveau posted:

Chevy Tahoe canon

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1503721933199847431

kalel posted:

obviously the car is there in the year 2550-whatever because it's the toughest and best-engineered vehicle in its class. a top-of-the-line full-size SUV like the 2021 Chevy Tahoe, with its expert balance of human-first engineering and first-class comfort, is designed with reliability and durability in mind, so there's no reason to believe they wouldn't still be around five hundred years after their manufacture. plus, with its improved cabin space and better handling over previous models, the 2021 Chevy Tahoe has everything you need to outrun a fanatical hostile alien force hell-bent on your destruction. when an elite plunges an energy sword through your gut and spills your viscera over the ground in the name of his religious leaders, worry not for your 2021 Chevy Tahoe, since 3m Scotchgard paint protect pro comes standard with every Chevrolet model. and you can bet the 2021 Chevy Tahoe won't have a scratch on it while Covenant forces glass your planet. bigger, better, bolder, chevrolet

LifeSunDeath posted:

loving Arby's is probably licking its chops waiting to move into all the old mcdonalds buildings.

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Arby's and Papa Johns are going to own Russia after this.

Droogie posted:

Putin just after that horsey sauce

mondoman posted:

thanks for making a guy feel so welcome on your forum you mod losers. and a genuine thanks to the couple guys who weren't dicks. i guess if anyone wants a laugh my post is locked in comedy gas section now. after waiting 4 years to post something it's nice to know it was worth it

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Fuckstick posted:

My little hand cranker receives short wave, but all I get is people screaming about Jesus in English and Spanish