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lmao but also... well lmao Viktor Krum is deffo in the international legion rn fighting the putin wizards. lmao again at Harry Zelensker
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Mar 16, 2022 01:57
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Mazerunner posted:
They couldn't even do The Witcher?
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Mar 16, 2022 01:58
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It's been established that house elves can teleport pretty much anywhere, so why not have some teleport onto Voldemort's face and stab him through the eye sockets?
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Mar 16, 2022 17:16
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Presto posted:It's been established that house elves can teleport pretty much anywhere, so why not have some teleport onto Voldemort's face and stab him through the eye sockets? that would give the house elves Ideas
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Mar 17, 2022 05:14
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Presto posted:It's been established that house elves can teleport pretty much anywhere, so why not have some teleport onto Voldemort's face and stab him through the eye sockets? this is just a reformulated version of the knight bus problem, i.e. why does nobody just run voldemort over with the teleporting bus
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Mar 17, 2022 05:25
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Asterite34 posted:It's like the Battle of Endor where the Ewoks off-screen ate all the Stormtroopers they killed, just with House Elves and Death Eaters A victory feast Hogwarts would remember
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Mar 17, 2022 09:55
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Jazerus posted:this is just a reformulated version of the knight bus problem, i.e. why does nobody just run voldemort over with the teleporting bus If I was Voldemort I would simply apparate next to Harry while he was on his annual scheduled visit to Diagon Alley and use my instant death stick to instantly cause death at him.
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Mar 17, 2022 14:21
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One consideration is that any plan to kill Voldemort buys you like twelve years recovery time tops.
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Mar 17, 2022 14:34
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Ghost Leviathan posted:A victory feast Hogwarts would remember the last line in the series is harry asking Kreacher for a sandwich, and he doesn't specify what type
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stev posted:If I was Voldemort I would simply apparate next to Harry while he was on his annual scheduled visit to Diagon Alley and use my instant death stick to instantly cause death at him. If Voldemort was pragmatic enough to do that, he would have simply held a pillow over baby Harry's face until he stopped moving after murdering Harry's parents.
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Mar 17, 2022 15:24
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Kazzah posted:the last line in the series is harry asking Kreacher for a sandwich, and he doesn't specify what type Deleted scene where Harry finds platinum blonde hairs in his corned beef
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Mar 17, 2022 17:04
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reignofevil posted:One consideration is that any plan to kill Voldemort buys you like twelve years recovery time tops. At least that would explain why at the end of Cursed Child, Harry & friends just stand back behind the bushes watching his parents get murdered all over again.
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Mar 17, 2022 17:17
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reignofevil posted:One consideration is that any plan to kill Voldemort buys you like twelve years recovery time tops.
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Mar 17, 2022 19:22
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reignofevil posted:One consideration is that any plan to kill Voldemort buys you like twelve years recovery time tops. It also means that you get to kill Voldemort every twelfth year.
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Mar 17, 2022 19:25
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Presto posted:Sure but now you have 12 years to hunt around for horcruxes. Nah just let him regen and farm him for XP.
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Mar 17, 2022 19:32
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbHWgiGIYU tldr: Your character is "special" so you start as a new student in year 5 You can be in any of the Houses the Room of Requirement is used as a kind of customizable base the Goblin uprising is a major plot point you have to go to classes but they don't really go into detail on how much time you're going to spend doing that Combat looks not great. Everybody just kind of stands around and casts spells.
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Mar 17, 2022 23:00
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Oh boy, I sure can't wait to help put down a rebellion by one of the Lesser Races!
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Nucleic Acids posted:Oh boy, I sure can't wait to help put down a rebellion by one of the Lesser Races! You already know the resolution to this: both sides come together to agree on how to solve our problems instead of being so partisan and angry all the time
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Mar 17, 2022 23:23
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Yeah kind of doubt they're going to do any critical thinking about the non human races. See also the house elf that assists your character in the Room of Requirement
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wands at the ready! yes I'm lolling about weiners and cum. expecto racismum! omfg it actually is a lot of learning various combat styles to murder the evil goblins i feel so good Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Mar 17, 2022 |
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Mar 17, 2022 23:33
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is there a button to free the house elf
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Mar 17, 2022 23:58
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:expecto racismum!
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In all seriousness I was kind of interested in seeing how they handled this cursed property, but goddamn did they just make the worst possible choices.
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Mar 18, 2022 01:51
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There will be a Goblin character who is on the wizard's side and talk about how they've gone to far and need to be stopped for the good of society, to balance things out.
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Mar 18, 2022 02:02
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Also gotta love the most self-insert fanfic premise possible with the player character starting Hogwarts in their fifth year because of their ~mysterious~ past. Like holy poo poo this game is going to be such a shitshow.
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muscles like this! posted:Yeah kind of doubt they're going to do any critical thinking about the non human races. See also the house elf that assists your character in the Room of Requirement No, you see, it's the 1800s, so it's actually okay to be a slave owner without guilt. - That Harry Potter fan you know that simply won't hear a bad word about Rowling.
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Mar 18, 2022 02:56
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The thing that's funny to me is that they could have easily just made the player do not steal OC be a transfer student from another school. But instead it's all mysterious prodigy crap.
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Speleothing posted:The thing that's funny to me is that they could have easily just made the player do not steal OC be a transfer student from another school. But instead it's all mysterious prodigy crap. official HP stuff continuing to fall into the most tired fanfiction tropes imaginable will never not be funny
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Mar 18, 2022 04:53
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Rowling isn't actually involved in the creation of the game and I vaguely remember the devs being against her bullshit so maybe just maybe the narrative won't be terrible (probably not though). I'll probably check the game out second hand so Rowling doesn't get any more of my money 
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chaleski posted:Rowling isn't actually involved in the creation of the game and I vaguely remember the devs being against her bullshit so maybe just maybe the narrative won't be terrible (probably not though). I'll probably check the game out second hand so Rowling doesn't get any more of my money She's still gonna make money off the sales of the game regardless. Honestly from what was shown off the game looks kind of vapid.
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Jazerus posted:official HP stuff continuing to fall into the most tired fanfiction tropes imaginable will never not be funny You’d think they’d learn after how badly Cursed Child was received, but… here we are now.
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I gotta wonder if the game being delayed so long was that Rowling's nosedive in popularity made them go "oh this goblin rebellion is gonna be bad pr." Maybe it's wizard Spec Ops: The Line and we're going to have to come to terms with casting white phosphorus at the oppressed.
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Mar 18, 2022 06:31
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Apparently the player character can learn the killing curse and I'm guessing the game is still going to make them the hero at the end.
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Re-enacting the classic moment in Deathly Hallows pt 2 where are heroes mind control a goblin to his death
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Mar 18, 2022 06:45
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Re-enacting the classic moment in Deathly Hallows pt 2 where are heroes mind control a goblin to his death But it was okay, because he was planning to dick them over first, they just beat him to the punch
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Robot Style posted:Apparently the player character can learn the killing curse and I'm guessing the game is still going to make them the hero at the end. There's going to be a twist and the player is gonna turn out to be Grindlewald's grandad or some poo poo, I'm sure of it.
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Really hoping we can side with the goblin rebellion, especially if it isn’t given a plausible reason for happening.
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It turns out you get to go to Hogwarts only because it’s been a few years since a negligent child death so your parents finally agree you can go.
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lol it's impossible to do something else than condescending lib poo poo unless you completely upend the setting, doubly so for a prequel hoping they do Goblin Killmonger
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