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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Lmfao. This owns

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The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

https://twitter.com/MarcSessler/status/1504908555387736067

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Baker requested a trade to the Colts.
https://twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/1504911598175072260

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
In this timeline you know the brows are actually going to be goon now

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009


he's definitely that good at sexual assault!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Browns really trying to one-up the Steelers

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

AndrewP posted:

It'd be worth it for Mahomes but not Watson imo, crimes aside

I think a good QB, which Watson is, is effectively priceless. I’d have been happy if the Saints got him at that cost, if he wasn’t also a Bill Cosby tier awful person.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

christ I hope they clean this motherfucker out in court

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


$230M is the most guaranteed money in a contract in NFL history

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

He's a piece of poo poo human but yes he really is that good on the field

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.


I'm fine with this as long as Ballard doesn't go higher than a third

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


https://twitter.com/MichaelRyanRuiz/status/1504912685300862982

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

shyduck posted:

$230M is the most guaranteed money in a contract in NFL history
This probably fucks over the Lamar Jackson contract negotiations a bit.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Lol that it all came down to money for him to pay off all the women he assaults

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I want Baker on the Colts.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Congrats to 3/4 of the NFC South for debasing themselves for nothing

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

shirts and skins posted:

Congrats to 3/4 of the NFC South for debasing themselves for nothing

poo poo, the falcons were the most debased and in this saints fans point of view, that's a win

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Intruder posted:

He's a piece of poo poo human but yes he really is that good on the field

his stats suggest he is about prime Matt Ryan good

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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shirts and skins posted:

Congrats to 3/4 of the NFC South for debasing themselves for nothing

4/4, Tampa was in on it too.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Listen if I swear I only want to be a Bengals fan so I can continue rooting for an AFC North team while also hating the Steelers and Ravens am I welcome?

My other options for anything remotely regional are the Eagles and Lions and I don't think I'm ready to root for the NFC.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

YOLOsubmarine posted:

I think a good QB, which Watson is, is effectively priceless. I’d have been happy if the Saints got him at that cost, if he wasn’t also a Bill Cosby tier awful person.

Yeah feels like a lot of people have been underselling how ridiculously good a football player Deshaun Watson is. He's absolutely worth the price in salary and picks if you don't have a soul.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

The Factory of Sadness is no longer just producing crippling depression, it's now actively evil.
I am sorry to say this, but I think even the Steelers are a lesser evil now.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Baker Mayfield is a hero and I hope the [his new team] whips Cleveland's rear end.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

It's insane how my opinion on the steelers have 180d after this off-season

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

AndrewP posted:

his stats suggest he is about prime Matt Ryan good

Wanna see the browns do a 28-3

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

AndrewP posted:

his stats suggest he is about prime Matt Ryan good

Putting up Matt Ryan's MVP season while having the most porous offensive line in the NFL is pretty impressive

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




gently caress it trade us Baker Mayfield I'd be thrilled to give him a 5 year 125 million dollar deal or something.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
lol brownies

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Henrik Zetterberg posted:

I would argue that the Browns deserve a 7-season video series of their ineptitude.

Do we need the Curb Your Enthusiasm music now?

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Silly Burrito posted:

4/4, Tampa was in on it too.

They looked into it, but they weren't out hosting him and making trade offers - clearly had a different plan!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

The Factory of Sadness is no longer just producing crippling depression, it's now actively evil.
I am sorry to say this, but I think even the Steelers are a lesser evil now.

Steelers fans are still a thing, so maybe they’re about even now.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

The Factory of Sadness is no longer just producing crippling depression, it's now actively evil.
I am sorry to say this, but I think even the Steelers are a lesser evil now.

The Factory of Sadness is closed.

The Factory of Malice is open!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I really hate that the Browns are going to be rewarded for not giving a poo poo about Watson being a rapist with several years of deep playoff runs

We need the Cleveland curse more than ever

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

shirts and skins posted:

They looked into it, but they weren't out hosting him and making trade offers - clearly had a different plan!

Yeah, they brought back br*dy

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

by the way, cleveland visits houston this year

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Not nearly as much as expected

https://twitter.com/MaryKayCabot/status/1504913801703002121

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




What a tremendously great trade for Houston. Get a rapist off their team and get three first round picks.


yeah bro enjoy the worst person in the league

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


5 years 230 million fully guaranteed is a ridiculously huge contract. And the Browns also gave up multiple firsts

Even if Watson works out that team isn't going to be able to stay together longer than 2 seasons.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


this is it, browns fans. this is your offramp. this is the straw you needed to break the franchise's back. take this golden ticket and make haste.

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Intruder posted:

Putting up Matt Ryan's MVP season while having the most porous offensive line in the NFL is pretty impressive

Yea, prime Matt Ryan was really good and Watson did it with absolute dipshits running the offense, not Kyle Shanahan.

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