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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Comment from a west ham fan after the city vs spurs game last night.

quote:

Radio and papers declaring that the title race has been 're-ignited' cos Spurs won. They sit between Arsenal and Wolves with a GD of 0, and all three are 20+ points away from Citeh. Yep, the race is on!



:bighow:

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Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
lol

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

Lol

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Mind the gap

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat
https://www.twitter.com/OMAR_qw9/status/1496728209060155392

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
https://twitter.com/CelticFC/status/1499776495652327433?s=20&t=RU5EacuUu0qcTNqj0wf08g

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


did they photoshop the dafabet logo on him?

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Bogan Krkic posted:

did they photoshop the dafabet logo on him?

I think you’ll find that

quote:

Shane Warne, who was also a Dafabet ambassador,

had a chat with fat Ange recently

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Total Meatlove posted:

I think you’ll find that
it's made to look like it's photoshopped

is what I was exepecting while scrolling down past that line.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
https://twitter.com/PapaPincus/status/1501154623800893442

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Lmao

The 'proof' is the guy just repeating everything that happened?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Anton Ferdinand must really hate his brother

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!
https://twitter.com/felipecar/status/1502285454514831361?s=21

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Henry’s face lmao

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/starboy__16/status/1503014594691809283

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
The gently caress is a pre-assist?

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

CyberPingu posted:

The gently caress is a pre-assist?

Not much what’s a pre-assist with you?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
I'm betting it's like in ice hockey where you get credited for an assist if you passed to the player who did the actual assist.

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!
https://twitter.com/cristiano/status/1502947140808716289?s=21

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Ergh

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



Who has the spiciest melange

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
ronaldos gotta be burning that he couldnt find a milk crate to stand on

also lmao, isnt brady considered small in the nfl

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Not particularly

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Eau de MacGowan posted:

ronaldos gotta be burning that he couldnt find a milk crate to stand on

also lmao, isnt brady considered small in the nfl

Brady's 6'4. There are some taller quarterbacks, but I haven't heard any jokes about his size from the NFL fans I know (who otherwise hate the guy).

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Can't wait for him to expound on the nuggets of wisdom from Tom Brady

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Eau de MacGowan posted:

ronaldos gotta be burning that he couldnt find a milk crate to stand on

also lmao, isnt brady considered small in the nfl

He's got ideal QB height, but he was physically pretty underdeveloped when he started:



Now he's all about his weird diet/exercise system, the TB14 method or whatever the hell

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

brocked posted:

Can't wait for him to expound on the nuggets of wisdom from Tom Brady

he probably helped convince Brady to keep playing after that hat trick, ugh

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Right thread but part of me wishes football incorporated all the stupid NFL draft eugenics stuff. Managers passing on the next Messi because his feet are too small or he didn't do enough bench presses

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

the sex ghost posted:

Right thread but part of me wishes football incorporated all the stupid NFL draft eugenics stuff. Managers passing on the next Messi because his feet are too small or he didn't do enough bench presses

Doesn't that happen all the time?

Myssu
Sep 19, 2012




the sex ghost posted:

Right thread but part of me wishes football incorporated all the stupid NFL draft eugenics stuff. Managers passing on the next Messi because his feet are too small or he didn't do enough bench presses

I know nothing at all about NFL but the draft sounds kind of fun, as an off-season sideshow. But I still don't endorse importing any mechanics from American sports.

Also its weird to me how American sports have some fundamental ideas built in that are borderline communist in nature, whereas in Europe it largely follows the worst grotesqueries of capitalism.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Eric Cantonese posted:

Doesn't that happen all the time?

Yeah but I want a televised combine with wingers getting pro contracts based on how far they can jump

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Usain Bolt - the ideal striker

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Myssu posted:

Also its weird to me how American sports have some fundamental ideas built in that are borderline communist in nature, whereas in Europe it largely follows the worst grotesqueries of capitalism.

The NFL is more like the Super League idea than actual competition. It's a select group of billionaires working in concert to generate and protect wealth in an entertainment industry. Teams are franchises under a single corporate umbrella rather than independent companies entering competitions for prize money.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

the sex ghost posted:

Managers passing on the next Messi because his feet are too small or he didn't do enough bench presses
Wait didn't Barcelona get to legally dope Messi as an early teenager because of how small he was?

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Yep, River passed on Messi because he was too short and went with another dude that didn't even make it to the reserves.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
https://youtu.be/q15amamSRyw

Oh no

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Crazy Ted posted:

Wait didn't Barcelona get to legally dope Messi as an early teenager because of how small he was?

HGH out the wazoo since he was 10, by rights he should be about 4'6

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/_Zeets/status/1169955943339237380

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Wrong thread

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bradburypancakes
Sep 9, 2014

hmm. hmmmmmmmm
E: wrong thread

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