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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Based on my experience with hydraulic things, she's not snipping through hydraulic lines as easily as she snips through whatever she did using those garden shears.

Hydraulic lines have a fairly durable outer sheathing,, plus they're wrapped in at least one layer of steel braided wire, and in many cases two layers of wire.

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Colin Furze demonstrate use of a tile saw in his latest video.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/dM36Y12.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



withak posted:

Colin Furze demonstrate use of a tile saw in his latest video.



Hell of a way to trim your fingernails, but to each their own I guess

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

withak posted:

Colin Furze demonstrate use of a tile saw in his latest video.



His thumbs are not made of tile, so he's fine. Now if it was a finger saw...

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

withak posted:

Colin Furze demonstrate use of a tile saw in his latest video.



Not as bad as it looks - a tile saw blade has no teeth. It's just a diamond impregnated disk. Still not a good idea to get your fingers close to it.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

I didn't know they still made Hula-Hoops.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Ah, the ol’ spicy slinky

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

withak posted:

Colin Furze demonstrate use of a tile saw in his latest video.



There's also a safety squint while welding the tunnel walls.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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wesleywillis posted:

Based on my experience with hydraulic things, she's not snipping through hydraulic lines as easily as she snips through whatever she did using those garden shears.

Hydraulic lines have a fairly durable outer sheathing,, plus they're wrapped in at least one layer of steel braided wire, and in many cases two layers of wire.

Or they're just made of rubber and the guy that rented the tractor before you repaired it with an entire roll of electrical tape which help until the second day of work until it pops and covers you with warm hydraulic fluid. Then you spend the next 2 days smelling burning hydraulic fluid as it cooks off every hot surface it was able to reach.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
does anyone know how those medical saws for removing casts work? I remember when my brother got his cast off the doctor demonstrated how the saw was safe by putting it against his own skin

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


They vibrate instead of spin, so they don't cut through soft tissue.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I always wondered!

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.


Dig World opened yesterday! And closed today!

"Due to some machine capacity, we will be closed this weekend and will send out updates in the next few days about our Re-Grand Opening. We strive to provide the absolute best guest experience, and right now we aren't able to do that. And we own it! We apologize, but Dig World will come back better than ever. "

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BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

gbut posted:

They vibrate instead of spin, so they don't cut through soft tissue.

neat!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ironhead posted:

Dig World opened yesterday! And closed today!

"Due to some machine capacity, we will be closed this weekend and will send out updates in the next few days about our Re-Grand Opening. We strive to provide the absolute best guest experience, and right now we aren't able to do that. And we own it! We apologize, but Dig World will come back better than ever. "



I have a similar idea, except it encompasses everything about a construction site. People pay to try different tasks, and I secretly end up with a house people pay ME to build.

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:

gbut posted:

They vibrate instead of spin, so they don't cut through soft tissue.

Eh, maybe they don't cut through skin much, but I still have scars from getting a leg cast taken off. There's some operator skill involved as well, I think.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://i.imgur.com/iW78fHW.mp4

Brazilian with an illegal propane tank forgot to hit the cutoff before refilling his natural gas car

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
Sorry but what?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
The longer explanation I saw said:

Propane is subsidized in Brazil, because it's used for cooking. Some people who have natural gas tanks fit a propane tank in parallel, so they can switch to cheaper propane while driving.

The problem is that propane liquefies under pressure, while natural gas does not. This means propane tanks actually hold liquefied propane at a relatively low pressure, while natural gas tanks are much stronger and hold gas at a much higher pressure. The driver forgot to close the valve between the two gas lines as he filled up, so the high pressure natural gas went into the propane tank and blew it up.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Azhais posted:

The longer explanation I saw said:

Propane is subsidized in Brazil, because it's used for cooking. Some people who have natural gas tanks fit a propane tank in parallel, so they can switch to cheaper propane while driving.

The problem is that propane liquefies under pressure, while natural gas does not. This means propane tanks actually hold liquefied propane at a relatively low pressure, while natural gas tanks are much stronger and hold gas at a much higher pressure. The driver forgot to close the valve between the two gas lines as he filled up, so the high pressure natural gas went into the propane tank and blew it up.

I have a feeling this is something that happens often.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


How much can you save? I would never gently caress around with dodgy pressure tanks.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
Bullshit, every single human in this thread would would risk life and limb to have cheaper petrol.

Cheaper petrol, man.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
That attendant’s reaction was rock-steady, this must happen often.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Serephina posted:

Bullshit, every single human in this thread would would risk life and limb to have cheaper petrol.

Cheaper petrol, man.

I can imagine in America there would be some kind of astroturfed movement to say that filling your brodozer with propane is gay, actually, and it's manly to pay 7 bucks a gallon for gas

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It's not funny how not funny that even is.


I'm giggling and weeping a little

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

MikeCrotch posted:

I can imagine in America there would be some kind of astroturfed movement to say that filling your brodozer with propane is gay, actually, and it's manly to pay 7 bucks a gallon for gas

How you gonna roll coal on the libs if you're not half-rear end burning diesel like white jesus intended?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I thought White Jesus was all about corn ethanol and moonshine stills.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

gbut posted:

They vibrate instead of spin, so they don't cut through soft tissue.

then how do you explain the lethality of monomolecular vibroblade katanas, you fool

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
They vibrate two foot in each direction, whereas cast saws vibrate only a few micrometers.

Alternative post: *takes huge swing with cast saw*

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

MikeCrotch posted:

I can imagine in America there would be some kind of astroturfed movement to say that filling your brodozer with propane is gay, actually, and it's manly to pay 7 bucks a gallon for gas

I love these forums so much. That someone was annoyed enough with your recipe that they spent like 10 bucks to make fun of it is so crazy and hilarious.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

MikeCrotch posted:

I can imagine in America there would be some kind of astroturfed movement to say that filling your brodozer with propane is gay, actually, and it's manly to pay 7 bucks a gallon for gas

Sure 7 bucks a gallon if you're living in poverty, but I'm a baller bruh! I can afford to go to the place that charges 9.50 a gallon.

Also, check out the rimmmmmzzz dawg pretty sykk huh?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Buddy I'm so rich I can do *this*

proceeds to hose gas everywhere zoolander style

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/tcH1TCB.mp4

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007


Jesus.

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Well that's gonna take a few days to fix.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

At least 3.

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012

And Jesus wept.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ZT5WwyY.mp4

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


Now they have to spend all day working on the lab report.

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