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naem
May 29, 2011

crab my neg hole

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



"Shut your crab hole" is a phrase folks should use more

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Why do you hate asstrology

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Alright, which one of you is this? https://instagram.com/crab_rates?utm_medium=copy_link

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/faklrlb.mp4

Unmute for snip snop conservation knowledge.

I learned something today!

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.


You get in big trouble for having a V notched lobster even if it isn't an egger. The V notch goes on that specific flipper. They had to update the laws to include any lobster who had been injure in such a way as to obscure that mark, because people would just cut the fin or rip it off with pliers.

Crustaceans are better than us.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
the forbidden caviar

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Ironhead posted:

Crustaceans are better than us.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Ironhead posted:

Crustaceans are better than us.
:hmmyes:

doingitwrong
Jul 27, 2013

Ironhead posted:

Crustaceans are better than us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1dnocPQXDQ

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Catch the punched tail, go to crab jail.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Alucard posted:

Catch the punched tail, go to crab jail.

Tell me more about this crab jail. Is it also a jail for crabs?

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
It's kind of like a worm hat - not quite sure what it is but there are some options.

1) A jail for people who commit crab crimes
2) A jail for crabs who commit any crimes
3) A jail staffed by crabs for anything

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



It's a rough place

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill




Hermit crabs are the best

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Alucard posted:

> crab crimes

atriptothebeach
Oct 27, 2020

:yeeclaw:

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://twitter.com/adameykolab/status/1504801883533291528

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


baby crab is already a perfect lifeform :crab:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ror posted:

baby crab is already a perfect lifeform :crab:

Help yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFdoedMG5yU

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Duolingo knows what's up and if I've posted this before eat me I forgot

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
Are crabs super popular in Wales? Cuz I'm using DuoLingo to supplement my Spanish classes, and we mostly talk about apples and bread

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I don't know about crabs but they love crancod.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Powerful Katrinka posted:

Are crabs super popular in Wales? Cuz I'm using DuoLingo to supplement my Spanish classes, and we mostly talk about apples and bread

No idea! I'd be interested to know myself

naem
May 29, 2011

I wish the japanese would stop hunting them

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill




Yee-claw :yeeclaw:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

naem posted:

I wish the japanese would stop hunting them

Yeah, as if the Welsh didnt't already have enough trouble with the English

naem
May 29, 2011

the japanese say that hunting wales is part of their culture or that it’s for scientific purposes but you know they’re just eating them

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Whereas crabs don’t bother with that and still get to eat them. Checkmate, Japan.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


naem posted:

the japanese say that hunting wales is part of their culture or that it’s for scientific purposes but you know they’re just eating them

From what I can tell, people don't even like how they taste for the most part but they do it anyway

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

naem posted:

the japanese say that hunting wales is part of their culture or that it’s for scientific purposes but you know they’re just eating them

Please UN, we're conducting an important scientific study!

What's it called?

...*furiously checks notes*...

What percentage of the Japanese population enjoys the taste of whale meat.

It's incredibly important to....our....culture?

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://i.imgur.com/kIghaaA.mp4

just keep walkin' buddy, we don't like your type around these parts

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
so are those tiny legs sticking up on his back?

also for some reason i see his face as someone in kabuki makeup

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Yep, those are modified back legs so that they can snip off a piece of sponge or anemone etc and carry it around over their back for camouflage/protection

This fella has likely been in a serious fight recently given the damage on one of his claw arms, so he might have lost/dropped his but is still plenty feisty

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
wish i had extra arms to grab tree branches for camouflage





crabs are rad

Hoplosternum
Jun 2, 2010

:parrot:
I like crabs

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxGUOyYwcjJZAUUwpwOvl2i8KNuc12fN6y
Leon update! :yeeclaw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlnIKIog80M

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Congratulations to Scottish Lord/Lady Leon :craboot:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i wonder if leon knows some things are traps from getting caught in a lobster trap that one time

e: the guy actually says this in the vid

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Who’s going to step up? https://www.pontusnaturalart.com/product-page/tasmanian-king-crab-taxidermy-33cm-carapace

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