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quote:According to Dr. Aurelius Thomas who extracted the bird after an extremely delicate 7-hour surgical intervention, both the man and the animal would have died if they had waited longer. 
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By popular demand posted:
Great way to get a henereal disease
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Doctors described his condition as “coop”.
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Platystemon posted:Doctors described his condition as “coop”.  I wonder what his excuse is gonna be. I mean, we know what really happened is he got drunk and shoved a chicken up his rear end, but is he going to try the "slipped and fell" line?
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Im hoping for "I had some corn kernels inside me, for religious reasons"
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It’s a stupid satire piece that someone thought was real, and it spread from there. Humans stick plenty of things in plenty of places, but live chicken in the rear end is not a real combo.
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Domus posted:It’s a stupid satire piece that someone thought was real, and it spread from there. Humans stick plenty of things in plenty of places, but live chicken in the rear end is not a real combo. Yeah it needs a soft drink and side of fries to be a combo.
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Lobok posted:Yeah it needs a soft drink and side of fries to be a combo. They call it the "Chick Fill A" meal
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Domus posted:It’s a stupid satire piece that someone thought was real, and it spread from there. Humans stick plenty of things in plenty of places, but live chicken in the rear end is not a real combo. It'd have to be a pretty small chicken or a pretty big rear end
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Domus posted:It’s a stupid satire piece that someone thought was real, and it spread from there. Humans stick plenty of things in plenty of places, but live chicken in the rear end is not a real combo. Aww. 780 stitches sounded like a great origin story for a hero or villain who is more string than man.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Aww. 780 stitches sounded like a great origin story for a hero or villain who is more string than man. Ah yes, the fiddler.
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Lobok posted:Yeah it needs a soft drink and side of fries to be a combo. OK, I laughed. 
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By popular demand posted:Im hoping for "I had some corn kernels inside me, for religious reasons" Thou shalt not muzzle the ox when he treadeth out the corn.
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Sir Lemming posted:They call it the "Chick Fill A" meal That "a" does a hole lot there doesn't it
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Ashphaltrock* Accuses Peab of Cornering Surfacing Market with Cheap Putin Blood Bitumen *) I'm sure it's a proper noun and shouldn't have been translated but about 100% of you wouldn't know what the gently caress Asfalttikallio was anyway so 
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Maybe, just maybe, this isn't the time to be comparing your pub experience to a "war zone."
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I never knew that red states could marry blue states.
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 https://finance.yahoo.com/news/want-beer-paralysed-man-communicates-154452109.html
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Obvious reply: counterpoint: a bird is not a nest
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Carthag Tuek posted:counterpoint: a bird is not a nest
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Baron von Eevl posted:Maybe, just maybe, this isn't the time to be comparing your pub experience to a "war zone." Pub experience? Did you skip the part where ten people died?
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Dylan16807 posted:Pub experience? Did you skip the part where ten people died? Maybe he meant his pube experience.
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Dylan16807 posted:Pub experience? Did you skip the part where ten people died? That is often a normal pub experience in the East End of Glesga
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Bad news: the alligator didn't survive.
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I guess he wasn’t driving a Chevrolet movie theater.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Bad news: the alligator didn't survive. I read the article to find out how the crocodile was and I was crushed…
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Platystemon posted:I guess he wasn’t driving a Chevrolet movie theater. Precisely what I was thinking.
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I wish they had done that with the David House It was such a glorious monument to impish spite (the owner had a statue of David out front that his neighbors wouldn't stop kvetching about so as a gently caress-you he put 18 more in his yard.)
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