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Persona Grenada What a wonderful phrase Persona Grenada For abandoned babes AITA for suggesting an open relationship to my wife? quote:I(29M) and my wife(28F) have been together for 10 years married for 5. We were high school sweethearts and I knew I wanted to marry her from the day I met her. There was only one issue for me. She had slept with other people before meeting me and she is the only person I've been intimate with. Halloween Jack fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Mar 22, 2022 |
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Halloween Jack posted:Persona Grenada The timeless classic relationship grenade. Enjoy your divorce!
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# ? Mar 22, 2022 14:35 |
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Halloween Jack posted:AITA for suggesting an open relationship to my wife? Pal ain't your friend, guy
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# ? Mar 22, 2022 14:41 |
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Halloween Jack posted:Persona Grenada It's our brain cell free misogyny Persona Grenada Boaz MacPhereson posted:The timeless classic relationship grenade. Enjoy your divorce! Hard to get a more open relationship than that! This also happened, albeit in a different ep of "American Dad." r/relationships: since the are both women I thought they would become friends
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AITA for calling out my daughter for how she spoke in our family Bbq?quote:My (52f) daughter (26f) is a huge animal lover. So is her husband. They have two dogs and one cat. They're always covered in dog hair and surprisingly the cat doesn't shed as much as the dogs. They have those roll stickers to clean dog hair from their clothes and they do but in their house their carpets and couches need to be vaccumed every second day to keep free of dog hair. I've gotta admit though they keep their pets very clean and groomed. They have a ritual after the dog walks where they clean the dogs' paws and hair that might have touched the ground. "I would never visit set foot in your disgusting house!" "Okay then, don't " "B-B-But !"
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# ? Mar 22, 2022 14:51 |
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therattle posted:Persona Grenada, ooh, I want to take ya Persona Granada! What a wonderful phrase! Persona Granada! Ain't no passing craze! It means you'll ruin Relationships every day
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# ? Mar 22, 2022 15:07 |
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Man, is my Hakuna Matata parody last page just chopped liver?
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# ? Mar 22, 2022 15:08 |
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Olive Branch posted:Man, is my Hakuna Matata parody last page just chopped liver? It was in the past, did you learn nothing from hakuna matata????
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# ? Mar 22, 2022 15:11 |
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Olive Branch posted:Man, is my Hakuna Matata parody last page just chopped liver? They all suck, don't worry.
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Brandfarlig posted:don't worry They're one step ahead of you
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Halloween Jack posted:Persona Grenada Just tremendous. If this was a sitcom husband being a dumbass it would be too on the nose. He's like a destilled dumbass. Platonic ideal-dumbass.
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Brandfarlig posted:They all suck, don't worry. AITA for telling my friend that laziness is what makes her unattractive? quote:My roommate(20F) who is also my friend, has never been confident about her looks. She complains it, she never like selfies nor taking pictures with herself in it.
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Olive Branch posted:This is GBS, that goes without saying! And since it's all about being lazy and not giving a poo poo, here's a story. The question is how much time the friend spends complaining about her appearance wanting reassurances. I think telling someone to exercise more and start up a serious make-up regimen is a hilariously poor choice but if you deal with someone who is constantly insisting they are ugly, refusing compliments, and also frequently bringing up the topic for whatever reason, some hard truths are better then empty platitudes. poo poo, I'd go so far as telling her that constantly whining about being unattractive is probably the no 1 thing that makes people find her unattractive. The "meats distributed" line is weird enough that the OP is still an rear end in a top hat though.
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Olive Branch posted:This is GBS, that goes without saying! And since it's all about being lazy and not giving a poo poo, here's a story. "She is mildly overweight, but her meats are well distributed" her meats are well distributed her meats are well distributed
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r/relationships: She is mildly overweight, but her meats are well distributed
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Johnny Truant posted:r/relationships: her meats are well distributed
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r/relationships: her meats are well distributed giving her good curves I don't know why but this phrasing is making me laugh my head off
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I read that as "her meats are well disturbed" and I was struggling so hard yall
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Halloween Jack posted:AITA for suggesting an open relationship to my wife? My wife Leftovers.
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Olive Branch posted:This is GBS, that goes without saying! And since it's all about being lazy and not giving a poo poo, here's a story. "Her Meats are Well Distributed" is real loving weird and I can understand bouncing off of the story after that but she immediately follows that up with "She has full lips, but they are a little unhealthy because she has a poor blood circulation. She has amber eyes, but her eyelids are thick and making her eyes look small." How many hours a day does OP spend just staring at her roommate like a serial killer?
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AITA? My mother feels entitled to a piece of my inheritance, I'm not so sure.quote:My paternal grandfather died a while back and my brothers and I are set to receive a substantial inheritance. My mother feels that my brothers and I should make her a recipient of the estate. When we asked why she feels this way, she told us that she always assumed that my grandfather would leave her money and because he did not, my brothers and I should make that right. Keep in mind that this is my father's father who died. My parents divorced over 20 years ago and my father died over 10 years ago.
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA? My mother feels entitled to a piece of my inheritance, I'm not so sure. Well, congrats, you now know who the stupid brother is
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA? My mother feels entitled to a piece of my inheritance, I'm not so sure. If she thinks setting her up for life is unfair, take her at her word, give her nothing.
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Kurieg posted:"Her Meats are Well Distributed" is real loving weird and I can understand bouncing off of the story after that but she immediately follows that up with "She has full lips, but they are a little unhealthy because she has a poor blood circulation. She has amber eyes, but her eyelids are thick and making her eyes look small." Odds are her roommate has pointed out each of those flaws seeking validation
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# ? Mar 22, 2022 15:40 |
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Her face is maybe just a 5/10 but she's got meat distribution like Arby's
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# ? Mar 22, 2022 15:49 |
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AITA for not stopping my nephew from doing the Wakanda Forever sign?quote:I (30f) have a five-year-old nephew I pick up from school and drop off at home a few days a week. He's absolutely obsessed with all things superheroes and spends a lot of time running around pretending to be them and using their catchphrases and that kind of thing. One of his latest obsessions is Black Panther and sometimes he'll say "Wakanda forever!" and do the arm movement the characters do in the film. It never occurred to me that this might be problematic.
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are my lips getting enough circulation?? I'm not sure anymore
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuSTjn7Bn_A
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Halloween Jack posted:AITA for suggesting an open relationship to my wife? quote:I explained to her how it's not forever and asked if she would be okay with an open relationship but only open on my side because I don't want another man to touch my wife and she has been with people besides me before we met. I told her it's not a big deal and it's just like going out to dinner instead of coming home to eat leftovers. This made things worse and made her start to break down crying. Holy poo poo
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Kurieg posted:"Her Meats are Well Distributed" is real loving weird and I can understand bouncing off of the story after that but she immediately follows that up with "She has full lips, but they are a little unhealthy because she has a poor blood circulation. She has amber eyes, but her eyelids are thick and making her eyes look small." There is an idea of an AITA Redditor; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real poster: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my shitposts, and you can upvote my comments and feel karma boosting yours and maybe you can even sense our subreddits are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
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# ? Mar 22, 2022 16:02 |
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Halloween Jack posted:AITA for not stopping my nephew from doing the Wakanda Forever sign? Oh gosh life, art, SNL can still hold mirror up etc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGKffRRIMko
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# ? Mar 22, 2022 16:23 |
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Halloween Jack posted:Persona Grenada Wait wait, I am bad at metaphors. Did this genius just describe his wife, the woman he vowed in front of a priest and all his friends and family as witnesses, that he would love and cherish forever, to the exclusion of all others, as "leftovers" ?
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Invisible Clergy posted:NAH for "no assholes here" is the response intended for such situations.
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AITA for forbidding my brother bringing his gf in our family events because my husband doesn't like it?quote:My husband is an extremely religious and traditional guy and he's not a fan of couples introducing each other to family unless they're ready to get married. He only met my family for the first time after our engagement and that's when I met his as well. I didn't grow up like this but its truly something that does not bother me at all, or else I wouldn't have married him.
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Nebrilos posted:Wait wait, I am bad at metaphors. Did this genius just describe his wife, the woman he vowed in front of a priest and all his friends and family as witnesses, that he would love and cherish forever, to the exclusion of all others, as "leftovers" ? To her face even, yes.
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# ? Mar 22, 2022 16:41 |
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Halloween Jack posted:AITA for suggesting an open relationship to my wife?
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# ? Mar 22, 2022 16:42 |
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Olive Branch posted:This is GBS, that goes without saying! And since it's all about being lazy and not giving a poo poo, here's a story. I’m assuming the writer is not a native English speaker but even still this is the most bizarrely written story in ages
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# ? Mar 22, 2022 16:43 |
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Lmfao even the people at my Catholic Church would think that's weird and extreme. I've never heard of that, her husband is a huge rear end and so is she for going along with it.
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AITA for asking the bride if my 3yo can wear white to a wedding?quote:I’m really torn by this. My brother(31) is about to be married. I(33M) am one of the groomsmen. My wife had informed me that our daughter (3) will be wearing a white dress to the wedding. I wasn’t sure if this was appropriate as I thought it was mainly brides and flower girls would wear white. My wife didn’t care if any little girls wore white at our own wedding and others that she know say they don’t care. My daughter will be the only child attending amongst about 80ish guests as she is the only grandchild in either family. There are no flower girls or page boys participating in the wedding.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for forbidding my brother bringing his gf in our family events because my husband doesn't like it? I'm gonna need some quotes from the scripture on this one
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