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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Oh I've got a certain scene in mind

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Bug Squash
Mar 18, 2009


As the father of a little boy, let me tell you Netflix has them laser targeted

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Isn't there a dumb canonical reason you're in prison?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007


Eh, my four year old does both dinosaurs and counting/measuring. It's 90% quantified "facts" about dinosaurs.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



bike tory posted:

Isn't there a dumb canonical reason you're in prison?

I think you were imprisoned because of a prophecy, so they just rounded up anyone who might match it, and you were the fated one so you ended up in the cell the emperor escaped through.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Bug Squash posted:

As the father of a little boy, let me tell you Netflix has them laser targeted

Slightly older target audience, but in hindsight Power Rangers was practically a checklist of things kids are interested in:
  • Teenage
  • Superheros who fight
  • Space monsters with
  • Martial arts and
  • Giant robot
  • Dinosaurs

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
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Cat Hatter posted:

Slightly older target audience, but in hindsight Power Rangers was practically a checklist of things kids are interested in:
  • Teenage
  • Superheros who fight
  • Space monsters with
  • Martial arts and
  • Giant robot
  • Dinosaurs

Plus bright color coding and different weapons for each ranger.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

BonHair posted:

Eh, my four year old does both dinosaurs and counting/measuring. It's 90% quantified "facts" about dinosaurs.

Lol you did it just there

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
And murder. At least, that's what my favorite ranger ended up doing :smith:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The gray one wasn't a power ranger. You're thinking of pip boy.

ProperGanderPusher
Jan 13, 2012




Bug Squash posted:

As the father of a little boy, let me tell you Netflix has them laser targeted

Replace trucks with trains and I think my head would have exploded as a five year old.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
There is a YouTube channel that does these music videos about trucks and construction equipment and poo poo that my boy loves. And god drat they have some bangers:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uc-zUHsz_w

Bug Squash
Mar 18, 2009

ProperGanderPusher posted:

Replace trucks with trains and I think my head would have exploded as a five year old.

The algorithm that designs these shows had a better idea

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007



I found out today that they've turned my boy into an NFT :(

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I am sorry

my dude

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

bike tory posted:



I found out today that they've turned my boy into an NFT :(

Who has, though? Cryptobros sometimes have a tenuous grasp of ownership to begin with, and a tendency to NFT things they don't own.

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

I bet Terry did it. Out of jealousy.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Hyperlynx posted:

Who has, though? Cryptobros sometimes have a tenuous grasp of ownership to begin with, and a tendency to NFT things they don't own.

Every single person who buys an NFT doesn't understand ownership of digital media.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Crowetron posted:

I bet Terry did it. Out of jealousy.

I too, am a Terry Truther.

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Terry the fat shark is gonna bring us the "it is Wednesday my dudes" NFT...

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Bug Squash posted:

As the father of a little boy, let me tell you Netflix has them laser targeted

If Grimlock and Devastator set aside their differences and had an even bigger, stupider son

Malpenix Blonia
Nov 27, 2004

ProperGanderPusher posted:

Replace trucks with trains and I think my head would have exploded as a five year old.

https://youtu.be/HkMCYae7ua4

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

severe lack of guns that go pew pew on that list

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

ProperGanderPusher posted:

Replace trucks with trains and I think my head would have exploded as a five year old.



EDIT GOD drat IT

mdemone has a new favorite as of 22:59 on Mar 22, 2022

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Hyperlynx posted:

Who has, though? Cryptobros sometimes have a tenuous grasp of ownership to begin with, and a tendency to NFT things they don't own.

I don't know who owns the rights to the original Wednesday toad image but it almost certainly isn't the person making the NFTs.

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

BonHair posted:

Eh, my four year old does both dinosaurs and counting/measuring. It's 90% quantified "facts" about dinosaurs.

I know a fact about dinosaurs. They're thin at one end, fat in the middle and thin at the other end.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Perhaps the same can be said of all animals except the hammerhead shark.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

what about snakes

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

All animals except the hammerhead shark and hungry snakes

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Terry is a snake, don't trust him.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

deceitful shark with a worrying online presence

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


depends whether they've recently eaten an elephant or not

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?

bike tory posted:



I found out today that they've turned my boy into an NFT :(

Yeah, but, can you really OWN a Wednesday, man?

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?
Sorry, but that dog won't funge

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

There is a YouTube channel that does these music videos about trucks and construction equipment and poo poo that my boy loves. And god drat they have some bangers:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uc-zUHsz_w

Hell yeah. I burned a bunch of their songs to CDs and they've become our family traveling tunes.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Prurient Squid posted:

I know a fact about dinosaurs. They're thin at one end, fat in the middle and thin at the other end.

That's just a theory.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Data Graham posted:

That's just a theory.

Well that is the theory that they have and which is theirs, and what it is too.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Well hell, I’d subscribe to that for $1/wk.

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