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ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
The Big Maple Leaf (BML) is a $1 million (CAD) gold coin weighing 100 kilograms (220 lb) (3,215 troy ounces).

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1506493498358484992

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004


what is that man doing to his mathematical theory of knots

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
balloon unknot

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:WikiFauna

We should def. have YosFauna Fursonas!

WikiOwnFartHuffer

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:WikiFauna

We should def. have YosFauna Fursonas!

WikiOwnFartHuffer
WikiShark

doo doo doo doo doo doo

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Popular among unfurries

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hotmail with a sure-fire tip to avoid spam filters

In February 2004 in Scotland, Craig Cockburn reported that he was unable to use his surname (pronounced "Coburn") with Hotmail because it contains the substring cock, a vulgar slang word for the penis. Separately he had problems with his workplace email because his job title, software specialist, contained the substring Cialis, an erectile dysfunction medication commonly mentioned in spam e-mails. Hotmail initially told him to spell his name C0ckburn (with a zero instead of the letter "o") but later reversed the ban.[5] In 2010, he had a similar problem registering on the BBC website, where again the first four characters of his surname caused a problem for the content filter.[6]

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
how to re-write reality:

https://twitter.com/wokeglobaltimes/status/1507210574970728459

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



rofl


insert "tiny train world" quote as well

Asleep Style
Oct 20, 2010

this makes all my teachers who said "wikipedia is not a proper source" look even more wrong yes I would just cite wikipedias sources

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i didnt figure out how to analyze a text or write about it until i was like 30

i remember we had assignments in grade school that tried to guide us like "what did it make you feel? do you think X symbolizes anything?" etc (i assume the teachers tried too but i dont remember any of that) and i was like

quote:

A. it was ok i guess
B. idk

by high school i'd realized that it should be prose form so it was like

quote:

this short story was apparently okay. i dont know what it symbolized.

nailed it :smuggo:

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Mar 25, 2022

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008




Related:
https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/amelia-bedelia-wikipedia-hoax/

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/MaysonTatum/status/1506984934489182213?t=nW0iSRuzc9hfjhKLqoDeJA&s=19

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



He has labelled Trump a "charlatan" and wished death upon him.[139][140]

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Carthag Tuek posted:

rofl


insert "tiny train world" quote as well
Also Mike Trout the Millville Meteor, which I believe was done by an SA member.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004


this is bullshit, everyone knows the little guy on the pringles can is author gene wolfe

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
The southern beaches of Lake Armor are also known for their curious little pebbles, rolled by the waves and nicknamed "Armor dicks" because of their evocative shape.[7]

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Clark Nova posted:

this is bullshit, everyone knows the little guy on the pringles can is author gene wolfe
A coworker had one of those big but we'll groomed mustaches and I kept changing out the name card on his cubicle with the Pringles guy

He finally caught me and was like "okay that makes sense"

whimsical office pranks were my jam

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019



Mathematician, unknot thyself

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
2 Career
2.1 1985–1992: The Fresh Prince
2.2 1993–1997: Solo music and film breakthrough
2.3 1998–2007: Leading man status
2.4 2008–2019: Blockbusters and critical disappointments
2.5 2020–present: Memoir and King Richard
2.6 The Chris Rock agression


Latest revision as of 10:23, 28 March 2022
Ninjasylph (talk | contribs)
m (Minor spelling and grammatical errors, man was that freaking epic)

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
an epic freaking win at the motherfucking oscars. poggers

statim
Sep 5, 2003
Originally measuring 104 metre,[8] Tour Perret was the highest, and the first 100-plus metre skyscraper built in France, although it was not the highest in Western Europe, as it has sometimes been written.[10]

statim
Sep 5, 2003
When asked to speak with his fabricated friends and family, Wendell makes up an abrupt event on the spot (usually involving the fabricated person in question being killed)

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



ColTim posted:

The Big Maple Leaf (BML) is a $1 million (CAD) gold coin weighing 100 kilograms (220 lb) (3,215 troy ounces).

you can't post about this and leave out the heist

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
Who the heck were they betting against, lmao

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

quote:

Army cutworms are one of the richest foods for predators, such as brown bears, in this ecosystem, where up to 72 per cent of the moth's body weight is fat, thus making it more calorie-rich than elk or deer.[10] This is the highest known body fat percentage of any animal.[11]



I had no idea that all of your moms were moths

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Apparently my tiddies are also moths

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



you mean they come out at night and fly in your face at inconvenient times?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Achmed Jones posted:

you mean they come out at night and fly in your face at inconvenient times?
Also they ruin sweaters

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Sagebrush posted:

I had no idea that all of your moms were moths

why did you think they’re called moth-ers

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Soricidus posted:

why did you think they’re called moth-ers
BOOOOOOOOO

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Also they ruin sweaters

:drat:

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Soricidus posted:

why did you think they’re called moth-ers

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



From 2006 to 2008, Duran took out 68 commercial and personal loans from a total of 39 banks with no guarantees or property as collateral. He had no intention of repaying the debts, and used the money to finance various anti-capitalist movements.[6] In 2008, Duran released both an online article entitled "I have "robbed" 492,000 euros from those who rob us the most, in order to denounce them and build alternatives for society" (translated), and an online video, each explaining what he had done and that he had left the country to view the reaction and consider his next move.

:yeshaha:

*reads further*

Faircoin was chosen as the cryptocurrency upon which to base its resource-redistribution actions and building of a new global economic system.[25]

:negative:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
for fucks sake

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Also they ruin sweaters

lmao hi5

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
Fedspeak when used by Alan Greenspan is often called Greenspeak. An alternative definition of Greenspeak is "the coded and careful language employed by U.S. Federal Reserve Board Chairman Alan Greenspan."[6]

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Their blood is normally colored.[6][verification needed][3]

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