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Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010


a reminder to not skip leg day

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ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tokin opposition posted:

nice emoticon... NERD

just pointing out a major (significant) change in policy, friend

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Paladinus posted:

Mein Führer! I can valk!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Brawnfire posted:

Water has a memory

It remembers being marketed and it resents being made a whore for capital

Water was meant to flow free
The water you drink from the faucet might've been peed out by a dinosaur at one point

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

The water you drink from the faucet might've been peed out by a dinosaur at one point

Thoughts I was obsessed with as a child.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


not my water. i only drink water that's been pissed out by Napoleon

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

PokeJoe posted:

not my water. i only drink water that's been pissed out by Napoleon

Eau de toilet napoleon

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
If words can't change the crystalline structure of water than how do you explain holy water?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Trixie Hardcore posted:

If words can't change the crystalline structure of water than how do you explain holy water?

you get it by rinsing the holy cum off your hands with it

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
what made these guys sides with putin over NATO? i still don’t get their motive here. totally bizarre move for the american far right

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Didn't it come out awhile back that a big chunk of the GOP is compromised by Russia via either money and/or dirt? Like I remember a recording coming out where Paul Ryan was yucking it up about it with a bunch of other GOP guys and it got like no media attention and fell off.

e: I'm remembering this actually https://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/19/paul-ryan-reacts-kevin-mccarthy-recording-238602
I think I combined this and general rumors about Russian money and made it one thing in my head.

Oh and also this: https://uproxx.com/viral/madison-cawthorn-wife-russian-casino/

Trixie Hardcore has issued a correction as of 06:08 on Mar 23, 2022

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Didn't it come out awhile back that a big chunk of the GOP is compromised by Russia via either money and/or dirt? Like I remember a recording coming out where Paul Ryan was yucking it up about it with a bunch of other GOP guys and it got like no media attention and fell off.

e: I'm remembering this actually https://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/19/paul-ryan-reacts-kevin-mccarthy-recording-238602
I think I combined this and general rumors about Russian money and made it one thing in my head.

lol (in Russian)

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1475583481778475012

tokin opposition posted:

lol (in Russian)

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
lmao

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Didn't it come out awhile back that a big chunk of the GOP is compromised by Russia via either money and/or dirt? Like I remember a recording coming out where Paul Ryan was yucking it up about it with a bunch of other GOP guys and it got like no media attention and fell off.

e: I'm remembering this actually https://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/19/paul-ryan-reacts-kevin-mccarthy-recording-238602
I think I combined this and general rumors about Russian money and made it one thing in my head.

Oh and also this: https://uproxx.com/viral/madison-cawthorn-wife-russian-casino/

If true, this would be the same magnitude as the Watergate scandal imho, only involving Russia. But what should we call it...

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
:shittypop:

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018


lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

lmao

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/ianvisits/status/1506411930608619524?s=20&t=GS_K3fCHUMaZrzbsuhrIsw

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

:orb:

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007




Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

y'alldaboath

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


i hope someone smashes the screens on the orb before it becomes too powerful

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

so that's where zanarkand is

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

i hope someone smashes the screens on the orb before it becomes too powerful

I hope the orb plays really nasty porn after like 11 pm

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Zvahl posted:

so that's where zanarkand is

Listen to my story.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Zvahl posted:

so that's where zanarkand is

its actually in Uzbekistan, on the old Silk Road

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


TenementFunster posted:

what made these guys sides with putin over NATO? i still don’t get their motive here. totally bizarre move for the american far right

reflexive contrarianism?

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

TenementFunster posted:

what made these guys sides with putin over NATO? i still don’t get their motive here. totally bizarre move for the american far right

The shitlibs using Russiagate as an excuse for why they suck and lose doesn't mean there's not a fair chunk of actual Russian money/influence floating around the wingnut welfare circuit. We know they were pretty deep in the NRA. If you want to damage long-term American Hegemony, funding the american far right is a pretty solid investment.

Mostly though, its because agreeing with the libs on literally anything is haram, thus the antivax and, increasingly, anti-germ-theory sentiment. Libs don't like Putins invasion? Putin is good and righteous!

Some National Review writer argued a few months ago that liberals were only positive about the vaccine because they all knew this. Libs were actively pushing for vaccination because their support would repel conservatives, causing them to die from a deadly virus.

I wish the libs were that smart.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

brugroffil posted:

reflexive contrarianism?

well that's why people here do it :shrug:

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

ArmZ posted:

well that's why people here do it :shrug:

no it isn't

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Looks cool.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!

TenementFunster posted:

what made these guys sides with putin over NATO? i still don’t get their motive here. totally bizarre move for the american far right

Ultimately they want a war with China not Russia, and some of them see Russia as an potential ally against China. There was even a NYT oped published about this a while back.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Mayman10 posted:

Crystalline water? What the hell is that supposed to mean

So, what you do is, you take a jar with water and/or rice, and put a label on it like this:





Through the magic science of *mumble mumble* the water's crystalline structure will alter based on the emotions projected onto it, and/or the rice will rot/stay fresh based on the words written on the jar



You can also play music or speak at the water, and observe it's changes. Therefore, it is clear that the mind and will can be imposed upon the universe, and if you purchase my book and lecture series, you can learn how to use positive thinking to alter the world around you. For three easy payments of $99.99, you'll receive...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masaru_Emoto

Toph Bei Fong has issued a correction as of 15:29 on Mar 23, 2022

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


This is a critical part of known intelligent science film What the Bleep Do We Know???

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Zvahl posted:

no it isn't

Lol

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I wonder, was Hitler's name always a vile little orb? Could a sensitive individual have foreseen their evil deeds if they'd heard his name? Can we test various names for crystalline qualities, and ban those conducive to evil? Or is the water reacting to Hitler's legacy as represented by his name, retrospectively?

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