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Jul 26, 2007

Fungah! posted:

tearing one off a bollard and handing it to wife while raising and lowering my eyebrows at the same rate a hummingbird beats its wings

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Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

HolePisser1982 posted:

broke my fuckin dick in half on one of those. watch out. and def google what a bollard is first


Fungah! posted:

tearing one off a bollard and handing it to wife while raising and lowering my eyebrows at the same rate a hummingbird beats its wings

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

HolePisser1982 posted:

broke my fuckin dick in half on one of those. watch out. and def google what a bollard is first

Lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
Definitely gonna take one of those kirby sheets off the stupid target ball and try to fit it on my entirely nude body and walk right in. daddy needs sum starbucks lol

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Bollard slowly flattenimg my weenus like the steamroller bit in austin powers

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010


This but the dude is covered head to toe in the kirby thing from the bollard and walking straight into target, otherwise entirely nude underneath. no one is able to stop him

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

mysterious loyall X posted:

Bollard slowly flattenimg my weenus like the steamroller bit in austin powers

drat

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Jul 26, 2007

still laughing at the word bollard with such sincerity and innocence youd think somebody was jingling keys in front of me

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Shareef don't like it, fuckin the bollard, gently caress the bollard

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Jul 26, 2007

Hizke posted:



This but the dude is covered head to toe in the kirby thing from the bollard and walking straight into target, otherwise entirely nude underneath. no one is able to stop him

lol

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Hizke posted:



This but the dude is covered head to toe in the kirby thing from the bollard and walking straight into target, otherwise entirely nude underneath. no one is able to stop him

Lol

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

We need the naked chinese man now more tham ever

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Hizke posted:



This but the dude is covered head to toe in the kirby thing from the bollard and walking straight into target, otherwise entirely nude underneath. no one is able to stop him

Lol

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

mysterious loyall X posted:

Bollard slowly flattenimg my weenus like the steamroller bit in austin powers

Hizke posted:



This but the dude is covered head to toe in the kirby thing from the bollard and walking straight into target, otherwise entirely nude underneath. no one is able to stop him

lmfao

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Your clothes. Don't give them to me. *Arnold Schwarzenegger effortlessly obliterated a hapless biker and marches directly to the nearest target to begin loving the Kirby decoration*

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

In Training posted:

Your clothes. Don't give them to me. *Arnold Schwarzenegger effortlessly obliterated a hapless biker and marches directly to the nearest target to begin loving the Kirby decoration*

lmao

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Jul 26, 2007

In Training posted:

Your clothes. Don't give them to me. *Arnold Schwarzenegger effortlessly obliterated a hapless biker and marches directly to the nearest target to begin loving the Kirby decoration*

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

if you want to cum on this bollard
do it while it's dressed like kirbehhhh

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


In Training posted:

Your clothes. Don't give them to me. *Arnold Schwarzenegger effortlessly obliterated a hapless biker and marches directly to the nearest target to begin loving the Kirby decoration*

lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

In Training posted:

Your clothes. Don't give them to me. *Arnold Schwarzenegger effortlessly obliterated a hapless biker and marches directly to the nearest target to begin loving the Kirby decoration*

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I am loving the Kirby bollard. Pray I don't gently caress it further.

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Jul 26, 2007

help, step-waddle-dee. i'm stuck

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Jul 26, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I am loving the Kirby bollard. Pray I don't gently caress it further.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

In Training posted:

Your clothes. Don't give them to me. *Arnold Schwarzenegger effortlessly obliterated a hapless biker and marches directly to the nearest target to begin loving the Kirby decoration*

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I am loving the Kirby bollard. Pray I don't gently caress it further.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I am loving the Kirby bollard. Pray I don't gently caress it further.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

In Training posted:

Your clothes. Don't give them to me. *Arnold Schwarzenegger effortlessly obliterated a hapless biker and marches directly to the nearest target to begin loving the Kirby decoration*

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I am loving the Kirby bollard. Pray I don't gently caress it further.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

In Training posted:

Your clothes. Don't give them to me. *Arnold Schwarzenegger effortlessly obliterated a hapless biker and marches directly to the nearest target to begin loving the Kirby decoration*

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I hear it's amazing when the famous naked Asian with the Kirby covering fucks the Target bollard. I need scissors! 61!

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007
Lmao at everything

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

I got the tude now posted:

Lmao at everything

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


Pablo Nergigante posted:

I hear it's amazing when the famous naked Asian with the Kirby covering fucks the Target bollard. I need scissors! 61!

lmfao

mycophobia
May 7, 2008

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I hear it's amazing when the famous naked Asian with the Kirby covering fucks the Target bollard. I need scissors! 61!

lol

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

I got the tude now posted:

Lmao at everything

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I hear it's amazing when the famous naked Asian with the Kirby covering fucks the Target bollard. I need scissors! 61!

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I hear it's amazing when the famous naked Asian with the Kirby covering fucks the Target bollard. I need scissors! 61!

lmfao

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

imagine four bollards on the edge of a Target...

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