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Skwirl posted:That dude who loves pointing out John Lennon was an abusive spouse now has to live in a world of kids who don't know who John Lennon was. The russian communism guy?
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More info on the movie theater stand-up woman https://twitter.com/kbanf/status/1507083357397532681
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..It was a dare from her young daughter? Cool, good job teaching your daughter to make weird racial comments to strangers!
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It's a universal law that everyone who thinks they're some kind of free spirit is hideously loving annoying IRL
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Posted to the weird science anecdotes Twitter thread. Call me when they can parallel park  jk this is pretty cool
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zoux posted:I would say "Far out" is the movie quote I use the most irl Oh dude just gently caress guys already it's 2022 nobody cares anymore. Dick Trauma posted:https://twitter.com/tashakaminsky/status/1506642769544110080?s=20&t=3y6nktXyKk3LEa0wNmymwA It's like all those threads about goons getting owned by their parents except somehow harder lol Hardly seems necessary. Just wait 5 minutes for him to hack it up
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Milo and POTUS posted:
https://twitter.com/tashakaminsky/status/1239622552823246854?s=21 They make a lot of good threads.
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Mak0rz posted:More info on the movie theater stand-up woman What does this mean?
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Hyperlynx posted:What does this mean? Guessing it's how they signal someone that they need to end their set ASAP.
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Hyperlynx posted:What does this mean? I assume it's something like "you have to stop when we turn the red light on." Edit: gently caress
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Yeah it's an open mic standard: if the MC shows you the light, it's time to finish your set. basically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-emlb2_jdI
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Agents are GO! posted:https://twitter.com/ELahti/status/1507007172038651909?s=20&t=Klb-RNiBIapy2yDhBMyPaw Thank you so much for bringing this to my attention. https://twitter.com/dannyodwyer/status/1507104428955877387?s=20&t=YFAmWvppFSgyYl5Hgjmw_g
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McCracAttack posted:Thank you so much for bringing this to my attention. Is it brave to rile up a bunch of dum dums?
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Posted to the weird science anecdotes Twitter thread.
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Knormal posted:But do they get to drive in the carpool lane? lmao Sadly no. They do get to use the poolcar lane, though!
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Ppl voluntarily poisoning themselves is great. Anybody got more?
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Captain Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1506998392328794117?s=20&t=ONW8tpBgsht7AGl1jwOK2Q God drat that’s such a dad joke.
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https://twitter.com/PolygonalShivs/status/1506972409349431296 the trannies, dey derkma wife
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freeedr posted:How can you have the entire world saying “you are an immoral piece of poo poo and that’s why I want nothing to do with you” and still think you’re an innocent victim By being an immoral piece of poo poo.
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freeedr posted:How can you have the entire world saying “you are an immoral piece of poo poo and that’s why I want nothing to do with you” and still think you’re an innocent victim Look man all he did was name him Julius Pringles
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Morpheus posted:Look man all he did was name him Julius Pringles And he will burn for that
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zoux posted:One of my favorite things about Japanese culture is their love of baseball and understanding that it should be fun How dare you make me like something about Japan
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The Black Stones posted:I would actually try to watch a Baseball game if teams here called themselves the ham fighters. I feel like this is racist against the british
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