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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/PegSeptic/status/1502044471759974408

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Ukrainians somehow still keeping their sense of humor amidst an invasion by a hostile neighbor:

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

It's a good thing the missile is censored, it's really phallic.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Give it a few years for word to get out and this will be like Mecca. Millions visiting every year from all around the world to walk prayerfully around and around the stone pig with giant balls.

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

:haw: :v: :ohdear: :cool:

Mierenneuker posted:

It's a good thing the missile is censored, it's really phallic.

It's also good that they mildly distorted the letters in the word 'gently caress', so that people with severe vision impairment can't see that they're cursing.

The Sean
Apr 17, 2005

Am I handsome now?



what movie is this?

edit: god if you are going to be stupid at least be funny

The Sean has a new favorite as of 19:43 on Mar 24, 2022

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The Sean posted:

what movie is this?

it's a cell phone recording from inside an airplane

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

The Sean posted:

what movie is this?

That kid’s new favorite one.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/EliMatthewson/status/1506514163014959108

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Carthag Tuek posted:

it's a cell phone recording from inside an airplane

but that's not important right now.

The Sean
Apr 17, 2005

Am I handsome now?


mobby_6kl posted:

but that's not important right now.

plus cell phone videos aren't movies

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

They are in the sense that they're moving pictures. Heck most of them are even talking pictures.

Nektu
Jul 4, 2007

FUKKEN FUUUUUUCK
Cybernetic Crumb
I bet she can do amazing things with her tongue

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Why does Jesus look like Ted Cruz?

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Just pretend I posted that picture of The Dean after every photo.

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003




My love for you is like a truck, berserker.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Jesus took my wheels.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Jesus wept for Optimus Prime

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Nektu posted:

I bet she can do amazing things with her tongue

I've read a lot of jokes on this one but am I only person who has ever seen The Abominable Doctor Phibes?

Because that was the first thing I though of and I kept waiting for her to choke to death.

source for my bullshit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg0YaQK6XQ4

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Shaking lemur butt posted:

It's also good that they mildly distorted the letters in the word 'gently caress', so that people with severe vision impairment can't see that they're cursing.

I assume both are to avoid automatic weapon and curse word detection from keeping it short of its ~viral potential~

In other words the censorship is for the robots, not for you

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011






I guess the cartoon was right about the truckin and fuckin.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

BrianBoitano posted:

I assume both are to avoid automatic weapon and curse word detection from keeping it short of its ~viral potential~

In other words the censorship is for the robots, not for you
Also if it's got the serial number or equivalent on the side of the rocket they could presumably figure out where the specific lovely rocket went and try again

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine

I can’t help but crack up every time I think about that line

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Oh so it's that kind of garden

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Don't eat the fruit

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

wrong thread

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Eat the fruit

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

IncredibleIgloo posted:

I guess the cartoon was right about the truckin and fuckin.



ImMackulate conception

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Jesus is my blocker car.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

beep boop

https://i.imgur.com/1c9qs4l.mp4

rip and tear?

Gertrude Perkins
May 1, 2010

Gun Snake

dont talk to gun snake

Drops: human teeth



Breathe and push

Breathe and push! Until it is done!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
http://soundfxcenter.com/video-games/doom/8d82b5_Doom_Gib_Sound_Effect.mp3

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Gertrude Perkins posted:

Breathe and push

Breathe and push! Until it is done!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_PAHbqq-o4

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Gertrude Perkins posted:

Breathe and push

Breathe and push! Until it is done!

Lmao

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/lDbEgW7.mp4

Audio


This probably isn’t very funny to anyone whose brain works but it made me laugh

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Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

BiggerBoat posted:

I've read a lot of jokes on this one but am I only person who has ever seen The Abominable Doctor Phibes?

Because that was the first thing I though of and I kept waiting for her to choke to death.

source for my bullshit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg0YaQK6XQ4

No you aren’t, and thanks for pointing out what that video reminded me of!

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