NFC North 2021: With the Packers choking in the playoffs the NFCN cycle completes

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Ok for real whos your team This poll is closed.
The Green Bay Packers	81	35.53%
The Chicago Bears	52	22.81%
The Minnesota Vikings	42	18.42%
The Detroit Lions	53	23.25%
Total:	228 votes

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Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

Dexo posted:

Maybe just maybe the new guy actually likes Borom and Jenkins.

Like Borom was pretty good last year.

And Tevin Jenkins never had a real chance with the recovery from an injury.

I don't think Borom was good last year. And from what I've read, the new Bears regime doesn't like him much either (similar to Daniels).

No earthly clue what their plan is at tackle but they do seem to have their eye on Ryan Bates. Moving him to tackle would seem a huge risk but he is versatile enough to play anywhere it seems.

# ? Mar 23, 2022 19:22

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 13:29

ZombieCrew: Apr 1, 2019

Welp, Bears signed Dakota Dozier on OL. Our worries are over. He has had 27 starts in 7 seasons.

# ? Mar 23, 2022 23:12

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

ZombieCrew posted:

Welp, Bears signed Dakota Dozier on OL. Our worries are over. He has had 27 starts in 7 seasons.

Should have plenty of gas in the tank then.

# ? Mar 23, 2022 23:49

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Shrimpy posted:

The Packers last good pass catching tight end was nearly paralyzed on the field, so having a new one after almost a decade is nice and I think it's ok to be excited about it.

They also spent that decade getting absolutely torched by every team with a decent tight end, so part of this is the expectation that we'll be able to do that to teams finally.

while fair its still a huge lmao of a take that the offense runs through tunyan

# ? Mar 23, 2022 23:52

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

ZombieCrew posted:

Welp, Bears signed Dakota Dozier on OL. Our worries are over. He has had 27 starts in 7 seasons.

he fuckin sucks so bad, good luck to justin

# ? Mar 23, 2022 23:53

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

ZombieCrew posted:

Welp, Bears signed Dakota Dozier on OL. Our worries are over. He has had 27 starts in 7 seasons.

it's over for you hos

# ? Mar 24, 2022 00:09

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Fields is gonna set the NFL single season record for QB rush attempts due to his O-line collapsing into a singularity 0.5 nanoseconds after the ball is snapped.

But hey, at least he�s got�.

*checks WR depth chart*

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Byron Pringle and Equanimeous St-Brown to�

�.throw to�.

�when Mooney is triple covered?

# ? Mar 24, 2022 00:13

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

But, hey, it ain't all bad news, surely the Bears will be buoyed by all-world talent Khalil Mack on defense!

*checks transaction wire*

...for a second-rounder? Well, huh. At least this big Larry Ogunjobi signing, a Super Bowl talent, can cushion that blow!

*checks transaction wire*

...failed the physical? jesus christ

# ? Mar 24, 2022 00:28

Parallelwoody: Apr 10, 2008

Dubious posted:

while fair its still a huge lmao of a take that the offense runs through tunyan

It Runyans through the Tunyan.

# ? Mar 24, 2022 00:31

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Gonz posted:

Fields is gonna set the NFL single season record for QB rush attempts due to his O-line collapsing into a singularity 0.5 nanoseconds after the ball is snapped.

But hey, at least he�s got�.

*checks WR depth chart*

�.uhhhh�.

�.

Byron Pringle and Equanimeous St-Brown to�

�.throw to�.

�when Mooney is triple covered?

If they start now, they can successfully hypnotize Equanimeous St-Brown into believing he's his brother by the time the season starts.

# ? Mar 24, 2022 00:33

DoctaFun: Dec 12, 2005; Dammit Francis!

Just because a guy gets a fair amount of receptions doesn�t make him a or the focal point.

Take the Vikings for example, you might tune into a game and see Fullback CJ Ham catch a check down from noted gunslinger Kirk cousins, that doesn�t mean they are going to actively scheme plays to try and get him the ball on third and long.

Right?

# ? Mar 24, 2022 00:45

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Gonz posted:

Fields is gonna set the NFL single season record for QB rush attempts due to his O-line collapsing into a singularity 0.5 nanoseconds after the ball is snapped.

But hey, at least he�s got�.

*checks WR depth chart*

�.uhhhh�.

�.

Byron Pringle and Equanimeous St-Brown to�

�.throw to�.

�when Mooney is triple covered?

The O-line collapsing to a singularity would probably be great because it would suck in the D line right with them. Can get sacked if they�re trapped in a black hole.

# ? Mar 24, 2022 00:47

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Time to leave it all on the fields.
His ankles, his knees. Everything is just going to be splayed out on the field.

# ? Mar 24, 2022 01:06

JGdmn: Jun 12, 2005; Like I give a fuck.

Did Mooney die?

# ? Mar 24, 2022 01:08

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

ZombieCrew posted:

Welp, Bears signed Dakota Dozier on OL. Our worries are over. He has had 27 starts in 7 seasons.

loving lol

# ? Mar 24, 2022 01:10

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

https://twitter.com/LukeBraunNFL/status/1313931981416132611?s=20&t=vjoxTkirm9DyX-Qmouv0-A

# ? Mar 24, 2022 01:35

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

JGdmn posted:

Did Mooney die?

Eventually, we�ll all die.

The Bears front office is trying to get their best players there before the rest of us, it seems.

# ? Mar 24, 2022 01:44

Dog Faced JoJo: Oct 15, 2004; Woof Woof

No see this guy was an OL before he is definitely interested in shoring up the line with talent.

# ? Mar 24, 2022 01:53

ZombieCrew: Apr 1, 2019

SirPablo posted:

https://twitter.com/LukeBraunNFL/status/1313931981416132611?s=20&t=vjoxTkirm9DyX-Qmouv0-A

I wonder of he holds ths clicker on his right or left hand to count the missed blocks.

# ? Mar 24, 2022 03:41

Shrimpy: May 18, 2004; Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

Not for nothing, but Dozier was the (fully vaccinated!) lineman who had to be hospitalized due to COVID last year.

quote:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32909829/minnesota-vikings-dakota-dozier-details-battle-covid-19

I lost about 10 pounds throughout the process. Even just the walk from my room to the car was maybe a 3-minute walk, and I was gassed. I was really out of breath. Like wow, this is crazy. It took a little bit of time to get that back. Once I had done my 10 days' quarantine and was allowed to come back in the facility, I came back in and did my first workout and was just really, really smoked.

My lungs, the pneumonia aspect of it, I think it really took a toll on me. As an athlete, you're always training, you're always on the go, year-round you're always doing something. But to be sedentary for that amount of time is something my body just really isn't used to. On top of being ill, it really took my conditioning away from me. It was kind of eye-opening in that regard, like man, if I don't stay in my routine, this is what could happen.

# ? Mar 24, 2022 06:24

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Shrimpy posted:

Not for nothing, but Dozier was the (fully vaccinated!) lineman who had to be hospitalized due to COVID last year.

Probably one of the 1,000 healthiest guys in the world, fully vaccinated and it still destroys him. gently caress this stupid Joker-rear end virus.

# ? Mar 24, 2022 12:22

unl33t: Feb 21, 2004

SirPablo posted:

https://twitter.com/LukeBraunNFL/status/1313931981416132611?s=20&t=vjoxTkirm9DyX-Qmouv0-A

Clearly it's the enormity of Cousins salary cap hit that creates a vortex that pulls him to the ground.

# ? Mar 24, 2022 13:29

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

unl33t posted:

Clearly it's the enormity of Cousins salary cap hit that creates a vortex that pulls him to the ground.

https://twitter.com/BradBiggs/status/1506992612699480073

# ? Mar 24, 2022 15:05

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I'm going post this here because apparently no reads the Farthhouse thread anymore.

This is my Chemo cap.

I work at a place that does embroidery so I was able to put together a custom design.

# ? Mar 24, 2022 16:35

Cognac McCarthy: Oct 5, 2008; It's a man's game, but boys will play

That is a dope hat. I forgot all about that lettering

# ? Mar 24, 2022 16:48

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Yo that hat looks awesome

# ? Mar 24, 2022 19:35

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/BradBiggs/status/1506992612699480073

Any word on if teams expect the Bills to match? Seems like someone they wouldn't get away if the offer was reasonable. He was really good when he played.

# ? Mar 24, 2022 23:43

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1507106740579483660

Ryan Pace must be stopped.

# ? Mar 25, 2022 00:01

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Niwrad posted:

Any word on if teams expect the Bills to match? Seems like someone they wouldn't get away if the offer was reasonable. He was really good when he played.

The Bills might not have the cap space to match a front loaded offer.

# ? Mar 25, 2022 00:10

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1507106740579483660

Ryan Pace must be stopped.

lol

# ? Mar 25, 2022 00:12

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

MVS going to the Chiefs.

I�m honestly curious how that works out. I don�t think he was going to get better with the Packers, but if he sucks with Mahomes, I think it�s safe to say he was always bad.

# ? Mar 25, 2022 00:15

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Bad is, like, DeAngelo Yancey or J'Mon Moore. MVS was average and there was entirely too much angst about him.

# ? Mar 25, 2022 00:55

Sataere: Jul 20, 2005; Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1507106740579483660

Ryan Pace must be stopped.

Better them than us.

# ? Mar 25, 2022 03:24

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

he can't keep getting away with it

# ? Mar 25, 2022 03:34

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Why are GMs Coaches so dumb?
Like Lovie / Conte, is Ifedi going to just follow Pace and refuse to wash out of the league?

# ? Mar 25, 2022 03:58

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Niwrad posted:

Any word on if teams expect the Bills to match? Seems like someone they wouldn't get away if the offer was reasonable. He was really good when he played.

They could have put a second round tender on him for $4m and did not do so, so I feel like they weren't penciling him in as a starter unless he came real real cheap. Maybe the market for him was stronger than they expected and they reassess now that a deal is on the table, but as fsif mentioned Buffalo is not in a great place cap-wise

# ? Mar 25, 2022 04:01

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

https://twitter.com/MikeMcCartney7/status/1507195936488964096

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ImCpNqbJw

# ? Mar 25, 2022 04:25

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Are the Packers down to three WRs now? Cobb, Lazard, and Rodgers? Not sure if Winfree counts since he drops every important ball thrown to him.

# ? Mar 25, 2022 04:27

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Gonz posted:

Fields is gonna set the NFL single season record for QB rush attempts due to his O-line collapsing into a singularity 0.5 nanoseconds after the ball is snapped.

But hey, at least he’s got….

*checks WR depth chart*

….uhhhh….

….

Byron Pringle and Equanimeous St-Brown to…

….throw to….

…when Mooney is triple covered?

It's ok, they can use their first round pick to shore up offensive line or wr. Let me just check how high it ... Oh no.

Fields is gonna be in his fifth year before this team is rebuilt

# ? Mar 25, 2022 04:38

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 13:29

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeMcCartney7/status/1507195936488964096

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ImCpNqbJw

Chicago's Big Ten Team Baby

# ? Mar 25, 2022 04:52

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