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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
They're going to take questions at the press conference. I have to watch this loving shitshow

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
LMAO browns lawyers told them not to talk to the victims because "it might interference with the criminal investigation"

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

lol Panthers
https://twitter.com/DNewtonespn/status/1507387998979170316?s=20&t=7_dO8DQ2h4b39rwpJKjobg

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

LMAO browns lawyers told them not to talk to the victims because "it might interference with the criminal investigation"

Uh huh

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
is there a livestream for this browns shitshow

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/1507402128985370625

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Bears might get the #1 pick next year.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

bows1 posted:

is there a livestream for this browns shitshow

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/1507402128985370625

https://www.news5cleveland.com/sports/browns/cleveland-browns-to-introduce-deshaun-watson-at-friday-press-conference

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
They say they hired PI's but won't say if they talked to victims.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

They say they hired PI's but won't say if they talked to victims.

They probably stalked them and went through their dirt.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Somebody did ask about why so many massage therapists and Deshaun ducked the question. Will "talk about it after court proceedings"

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


It's on ESPN as well

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
LMAO he says he didn't know about the contract.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ches Neckbeard posted:

Somebody did ask about why so many massage therapists and Deshaun ducked the question. Will "talk about it after court proceedings"

This is clearly all a conspiracy by Big massage therapy.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

This is more embarrassing than the Reek tweet against the Jets. They're getting clowned on by a college kid

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Amy Pole Her posted:

This is more embarrassing than the Reek tweet against the Jets. They're getting clowned on by a college kid

Sorry Coach, we've got reservations at Medieval Times. Love those turkey legs.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Omnikin posted:

Sorry Coach, we've got reservations at Medieval Times. Love those turkey legs.

It only happens once a month!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Why did you structure the contract this way

"A football decision.... allows for maximum flexibility executing offseason plan.... contract similar to others on team"

Sure Andrew sure

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


"I don't have an issue" lmaoooooo

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


"40 just seems like so many" lmao

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


"Why do you use so many massage therapists"
"You know with people my age social media is a big part of it, thats all i'll say"

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

just no contrition whatsoever lmao. gently caress this guy.
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1507408636607225857

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Diva Cupcake posted:

just no contrition whatsoever lmao. gently caress this guy.
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1507408636607225857

Give the browns the SMU death penalty.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

to be a big time cube in the national football league ya gotta be a sociopath

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

This is clearly all a conspiracy by Big massage therapy.

The same enemies of rubmaps.com

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/923thefan/status/1507409761125416960?s=21

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

All these people are such pieces of poo poo

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Did you think about if you'd lose fans?

We feel good about the (background) work we did in this situation. With the info we've been able to gather and with the legal system........we felt this was a good decision for the organization"

lol gently caress you Berry and good job Cleveland sports media actually trying to get these fuckers to answer. For once you're not useless

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1507406513584934914

Schefter is such a piece of poo poo

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



apprently

"now quote the reporter who asked him "why 40 women" you loving mouthpiece loser"

is enough to get a block these days

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1425825377771921412

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Schefter is an amoral turd anyways. Greg is spot on here.
https://twitter.com/greggrosenthal/status/1507409864594653184

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Chris James 2 posted:

"Why do you use so many massage therapists"
"You know with people my age social media is a big part of it, thats all i'll say"

We need to come back to this one. ...What?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Lifespan posted:

We need to come back to this one. ...What?

He's trying to imply they're all floozies who wanted to sex him up

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1507404310149279745?s=20&t=2mIHRrMyQ5WmYrbCzbrKDg

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Lifespan posted:

We need to come back to this one. ...What?

Think he's trying to head off why he used Instagram to find massage therapists victims

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/bayburmTV/status/1507411410170494977?s=20&t=M89WBXosrw6D7FfuI64JPw

so we didn't have them

TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

“Go win the Heimlich Trophy!”

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Did you think about if you'd lose fans?

We feel good about the (background) work we did in this situation. With the info we've been able to gather and with the legal system........we felt this was a good decision for the organization"

lol gently caress you Berry and good job Cleveland sports media actually trying to get these fuckers to answer. For once you're not useless

After years of having to come up with storylines like “OBJ a head case!?!??”, I can’t believe anyone is surprised that the local rags have the knives out. They subsist entirely on “browns in disarray” type headlines because it’s the only non lebron/Ohio state thing that gets clicks. At least two of the beat writers have explicit beef with ownership at this point so they’ll stick their hands around anything that smells like blood. Meanwhile MKC and Grossi will Baghdad Bob this for haslam and give everyone the impression the fan base is behind this.

Much less, it’s not even a Kareem Hunt thing where the guy is a local and has locals reaching for easy insider access by pulling punches. It’s the browns, and Watson is essentially a new owner with that contract meaning their choice is either toe the line or hit hard enough that the browns start offering access down the line in exchange for whatever gross redemption story they try to spin.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

TheGreyGhost posted:

After years of having to come up with storylines like “OBJ a head case!?!??”, I can’t believe anyone is surprised that the local rags have the knives out. They subsist entirely on “browns in disarray” type headlines because it’s the only non lebron/Ohio state thing that gets clicks. At least two of the beat writers have explicit beef with ownership at this point so they’ll stick their hands around anything that smells like blood. Meanwhile MKC and Grossi will Baghdad Bob this for haslam and give everyone the impression the fan base is behind this.

Much less, it’s not even a Kareem Hunt thing where the guy is a local and has locals reaching for easy insider access by pulling punches. It’s the browns, and Watson is essentially a new owner with that contract meaning their choice is either toe the line or hit hard enough that the browns start offering access down the line in exchange for whatever gross redemption story they try to spin.

If I heard right Grossi was among the knives out group.

TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

“Go win the Heimlich Trophy!”

Ches Neckbeard posted:

If I heard right Grossi was among the knives out group.

Yeah, I’m catching up on his archive and he’s been surprisingly decent on this and essentially screaming that Berry and Stefanski deserve a lot of scorn for not killing this thing, especially with how much was given up. Looks like he’s changed a lot from his PD days. No less than 3 articles about how bad this makes them look.

If I remember correctly, he also had a decent line with Baker, so it wouldn’t shock me that he’s lossy about that too.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


What an endorsement

https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/1507429357756682240?s=20&t=dOU6tSvJDqRc4E02hFSTzg

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