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Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

T-Paine posted:

Soon that'll lose funding too, along with poop collection and containment itself

Cholera might be a nice distraction, just to spice things up a bit.

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T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

Pingui posted:

Cholera might be a nice distraction, just to spice things up a bit.

exposure to poop-borne diseases helps you build up immunity to even worse maladies, duh

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
i bathe in the drinking well to help the villagers

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

gandlethorpe posted:

Only just now got my free tests in the mail, lmao

I ordered my second freebie covid test for the hell of it on tuesday night and got it in the mail on thursday :shrug:

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
dont worry the free tests barely detect it now anyway

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

Rhesus Pieces posted:

I ordered my second freebie covid test for the hell of it on tuesday night and got it in the mail on thursday :shrug:

It took over a month to get the first batch, the second came in 2 days

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


steven soderbergh, the lib responsible for contagion, made the first anti-caver movie.

https://youtu.be/4j3KTCuqxhg

ending
she overcomes her agoraphobia and goes out to eat without a mask

i wish i was making this dumb poo poo up lmao

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Gio posted:

steven soderbergh, the lib responsible for contagion, made the first anti-caver movie.

https://youtu.be/4j3KTCuqxhg

ending
she overcomes her agoraphobia and goes out to eat without a mask

i wish i was making this dumb poo poo up lmao

It’s self-satire at this point

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
one of the schools is actually bringing its mask mandate back because of this :eyepop:

https://twitter.com/vtdigger/status/1507431965045116929

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Joementum posted:

one of the schools is actually bringing its mask mandate back because of this :eyepop:

https://twitter.com/vtdigger/status/1507431965045116929

we must update the map legend so this doesn't happen again

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
pillowpants is the universe's counter balance to the CDC's 50 shades of green

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Gio posted:

steven soderbergh, the lib responsible for contagion, made the first anti-caver movie.

https://youtu.be/4j3KTCuqxhg

ending
she overcomes her agoraphobia and goes out to eat without a mask

i wish i was making this dumb poo poo up lmao

i thought michael bay beat him to the punch on that

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
I didn’t know there was a new thread and was confused why I hadn’t seen any covid news

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

Stereotype posted:

I didn’t know there was a new thread and was confused why I hadn’t seen any covid news
it’s because covid is over

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Gio posted:

steven soderbergh, the lib responsible for contagion, made the first anti-caver movie.

https://youtu.be/4j3KTCuqxhg

ending
she overcomes her agoraphobia and goes out to eat without a mask

i wish i was making this dumb poo poo up lmao

What, Kimi? It started off strong but yeah that subtext was atrocious lol

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
[COVID] 50 Shades of Green

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
tonight at midnight hawaii gets rid of the last statewide mask mandate in the nation

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




feels good to be free of tyranny [coughs]

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Real hurthling! posted:

feels good to be free of tyranny [coughs]

with tyranny

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


Nocturtle posted:

number is happy.

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004


Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Parity warning posted:

https://twitter.com/mickmuldoon/status/1507357643580530694

*millions of people get infected and reinfected with a disease* this is herd immunity, to me

I don't want to do the whole BUT WHERE ARE THE DEATHS routine again

Not again come on :cry:

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



super sweet best pal posted:

Long COVID status:
I'm just so tired all the time now. Got one of those finger clamp monitors that track pulse and oxygen levels and it's dipped down to 92% on several occasions. I don't know what to do, does anyone have advice on how to get on disability?

Skipping the last page so maybe this was covered, but:

I don't know poo poo about applying for disability really but what I would recommend is charting your O2 sats for say a week or two and then going through your doctor about how to get on at home supplemental O2. Hopefully it's both affordable for you and helps you with the fatigue even if it's obviously not fixing the underlying cause(s).

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
funniest part of the CDC maps now, if you happen to be color blind



red and green read almost identically

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug

fosborb posted:

pillowpants is the universe's counter balance to the CDC's 50 shades of green

pillowpants is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of neoliberalism

edit: or maybe covid is the thing, not pillowpants. i’m not sure

text editor
Jan 8, 2007




banned for saying the cope furry had blood on her paws lol

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Paradoxish posted:

I don't want to do the whole BUT WHERE ARE THE DEATHS routine again

Not again come on :cry:

look at my posts.

excess death is a 60-day lagging indicator, which means we are all in some real deep poo poo

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
Sigh. Wish the mandate would stay for grocery stores and schools and suchlike but I'll be honest, I'm glad to see people are outside in the spring air enjoying themselves for a bit before the next wave. :unsmith: Maybe the first wave will make the second less death-filled. No one disabuse me of this hope, I saw the first bee of the season on my weeping cherry tree and the serotonin hit like a cannonball.

edit: too late i read the post above mine, lol. but what are ya gonna do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Strep Vote has issued a correction as of 02:45 on Mar 26, 2022

Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr



Thanks for all the corsi cube details, thread -- I must have missed the stats and graphs before, sounds like they're more effective than I initially thought.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

Paradoxish posted:

I don't want to do the whole BUT WHERE ARE THE DEATHS routine again

Not again come on :cry:

alarumklok posted:

a storm of nuclear missiles flying over the oceans, air raid sirens ringing out across the nation. the last thing I hear before the planet's surface turns into a crater-pocked mockery of the moon is monica gandhi's head on TV stating skeptically: "but where are the deaths?"

fosborb posted:

funniest part of the CDC maps now, if you happen to be color blind



red and green read almost identically
Yeah, not putting red and green in the same plots if you can at all avoid it is data viz 101 poo poo. Red-green colorblindness is really common.

call_of_qthulhu
Nov 21, 2003


Fun Shoe

text editor posted:





banned for saying the cope furry had blood on her paws lol

i just realized its been months since ive seen one of her tweets

i wish i could go back

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Koirhor posted:

it’s fitting that poop water is the only advance warning americans get

An incredible level of technology is used to distinguish sewage from the rest of the country.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/a__virologist/status/1507467028394881025?s=21

COVID is so adaptable, so quickly, that there’s no way it could just be natural evolution. This was designed, built to be more transmissible than anything in human history. no bumbling of random accidents, no roll of the dice could have created something so deliberate, so intentional. it had to be aliens

Steve Yun has issued a correction as of 02:49 on Mar 26, 2022

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006

Didn’t someone poo poo all over me for pointing this out last week?

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

Steve Yun posted:

https://twitter.com/a__virologist/status/1507467028394881025?s=21

COVID is so adaptable, so quickly, that there’s no way it could just be natural evolution. This was designed, built to be more transmissible than anything in human history. it had to be aliens
https://youtu.be/2JlO_LQU37E

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Colin Mockery posted:

Thanks for all the corsi cube details, thread -- I must have missed the stats and graphs before, sounds like they're more effective than I initially thought.

You can also dress'em up like a robot.

https://twitter.com/CayneLetizia/status/1433127334828253185

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Pillowpants posted:

Didn’t someone poo poo all over me for pointing this out last week?

I dunno but let's find em and gently caress them up!

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Steve Yun posted:

https://twitter.com/a__virologist/status/1507467028394881025?s=21

COVID is so adaptable, so quickly, that there’s no way it could just be natural evolution. This was designed, built to be more transmissible than anything in human history. no bumbling of random accidents, no roll of the dice could have created something so deliberate, so intentional. it had to be aliens

Depressing thread, thanks.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




:coronatoot:

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1507508116698669057?t=t7PBLoWujf7BS_u0PwxipA&s=19

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fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Zugzwang posted:

Yeah, not putting red and green in the same plots if you can at all avoid it is data viz 101 poo poo. Red-green colorblindness is really common.

you can at least do magenta and green. this is an extremely solved problem

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