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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

everything will be OK

how can you gaze upon those porcine orbs and think otherwise in the moment

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SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

BigBadSteve posted:

Pls don't timg the huge pig's balls.
Some say it's wrong to even quote them.

Thank you for fighting the good fight :patriot:



I thought of the balls today and was very pleased to see that they have regained their throne atop GBS.

May you all be ballblessed!

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

piG BallS

Really makes you think

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

A CRAB IRL posted:

piG BallS

Really makes you think

I will never think

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Monkey Fracas posted:

everything will be OK

how can you gaze upon those porcine orbs and think otherwise in the moment

The balls are on his pig and all is right with the world.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

A CRAB IRL posted:

piG BallS

Really makes you think

Whoa :aaa:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

SavageMessiah posted:

Thank you for fighting the good fight :patriot:



I thought of the balls today and was very pleased to see that they have regained their throne atop GBS.

May you all be ballblessed!

And may the BALLS always be with you.

A CRAB IRL posted:

piG BallS

Really makes you think

:balldo: :captainpop: :chanpop: :eyepop: :ibadpop: :balldo:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

What do you think the pigs face looks like?

Bismuth posted:

Probably testing the limits of how much a pig can smile

Thank you. This is now canon.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I feel like the pig's face, in direct opposition to the balls, is the ugliest thing imaginable.

Kind of like how the pig from Blur's video for Country House looked like.

Goddamn, that was an ugly pig.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpuh1WE-RVw

At approx 3:10.

Also, I completely forgot Debi Mazar was in that video. :allears: :swoon:

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Mar 19, 2022

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Now I think of it, no one's going to be looking at the pig with huge balls' face anyway.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

BigBadSteve posted:

Now I think of it, no one's going to be looking at the pig with huge balls' face anyway.

This is the truth.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
Ballsy pigs.

Cartoon Man posted:

Shocking video of the Russian invasion of Ukraine:

https://i.imgur.com/e509iII.mp4

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
gently caress. well, now I'm not sure witch huge pig balls I'm supposed to look at.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

gently caress. well, now I'm not sure witch huge pig balls I'm supposed to look at.

The black boar in the last video clearly has balls. The white pig in that video is a sow, I think. The black boar's actual balls can't be seen due to the static security camera. (The video surely should be reshot with a professional director.)

So that black pig has balls, but our pig, by which of course I mean:



... has

Butterwagon
Mar 21, 2010

Lookit that stupid ass-hole!
I went to the county fair as a child and there was a pig there with the most enourmous testicles. The pig was large as well, but no one could help but notice the balls. Anyways, that's how pig balls have touched my life

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Are you going to Scarborough Fair
Parsley, sage, rosemary, pig balls

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

christmas boots posted:

Are you going to Scarborough Fair
Parsley, sage, rosemary, pig balls

I bet that's available on Pig Balls Records.

They do have an album called Christmas Balls with a pig and some big balls on the cover, but the tracks on it seem to be severely lacking in actual pig balls lyrical content:
https://pigballsrecords.bandcamp.com

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


BigBadSteve posted:

Pls don't timg the huge pig's balls.

Some say it's wrong to even quote them.



I'm tempted to get my projector back from my ex and fix that the wall in my bedroom is blank by projecting the glorious pig balls upon it. I could lie in bed and reflect on the state of my life and how my problems all must stem from not being so perfectly designed as to have a grocery basket worth of balls.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

nesamdoom posted:

I'm tempted to get my projector back from my ex and fix that the wall in my bedroom is blank by projecting the glorious pig balls upon it. I could lie in bed and reflect on the state of my life and how my problems all must stem from not being so perfectly designed as to have a grocery basket worth of balls.

Do that and post a good pic of it here and I'll give you a Forums :10bux: for an account upgrade or av change or whatever.

On the condition you don't timg the balls again.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
It is almost Spring for people north of the equator. We can thank the gravitational pull of this pigs huge balls for speeding it up.

Bless you pig.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Yvershek posted:

It is almost Spring for people north of the equator. We can thank the gravitational pull of this pigs huge balls for speeding it up.

Bless you pig.

It's been spring for two to three days. I never can figure that out.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Give it a few years for word to get out and this will be like Mecca. Millions visiting every year from all around the world to walk prayerfully around and around the stone pig with giant balls.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

BigBadSteve posted:

Give it a few years for word to get out and this will be like Mecca. Millions visiting every year from all around the world to walk prayerfully around and around the stone pig with giant balls.

May PigBalls be upon you.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006





And they were astonished by his doctrine!

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Bar Ran Dun posted:

And they were astonished by his doctrine!

Born on a mountain
Raised in a cave
Look at this pigs huge balls
Yowza!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

He is Risen

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

barbecue at the folks posted:

Born on a mountain
Raised in a cave
Look at this pigs huge balls
Yowza!

Born on a mountain
Raised in a cave
Pigs huge balls
With my tongue I shall lave

:wiggle: :wiggle:

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Jesus christ
Huge pig balls
Are they as big
As it's said they are

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




He said:

3 Blessed are the pig balls,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
4 Blessed are those who look at them,
for they will be comforted.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Born in a pigpen
Raised in a sty
Two huge pig balls
And one smiling guy

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Monkey Fracas posted:



I like to think the pig swings its head around it also has the guy driving the cart's face/expression

:vince:

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

MrQwerty posted:

He is Risen

More like “They have Descended.”

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

McGavin posted:

Born in a pigpen
Raised in a sty
Two huge pig balls
And one smiling guy

:catholic:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

McGavin posted:

Born in a pigpen
Raised in a sty
Two huge pig balls
And one smiling guy

:popclap:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

McGavin posted:

Born in a pigpen
Raised in a sty
Two huge pig balls
And one smiling guy

:hmmyes:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




a picture is worth 1000 poems

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

a picture is worth 1000 poems



Some years ago a friend of mine (who I hope is still alive, his entire town got destroyed by an Australian bushfire), told me about how the guru of a religious group he had joined (maybe a cult, I dunno) would individually meet all the members of the group and look into their eyes, at which point a spiritual awakening ("Knowledge" they called it) would be imparted.

Just now, with cart driver Phuk Yoo staring out of this pic at me, I felt Knowledge being imparted to me.

And if I stared at the huge pig's balls for long enough I'm sure I'd get the same result, but staring at them is like looking into the sun.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

There is no god but Ballah, and Phuc Yu is his prophet.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I’m about to go to bed for the night. But I came to this thread so that the last thing I see before drifting off was those giant pig balls. Hopefully I’ll dream of them while peacefully sleeping.

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