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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
*turning a dial labelled "joker facial mutilation* up from Dark Knight and looking at the audience for a reaction*

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First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


The Batman franchise peaked with Disney's Gargoyles.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

First of May posted:

The Batman franchise peaked with Disney's Gargoyles.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Why are comic books so stupid

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Pham Nuwen posted:

Why are comic books so stupid
They've always been stupid

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
You're telling me I could beat the green lantern

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Milo and POTUS posted:

You're telling me I could beat the green lantern

:ninja:

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

In hindsight the high point of comic books was the hostess ad strips. Certainly being age 12 and reading seanbaby mocking them was the most enjoyment a comic book ever gave me

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Milo and POTUS posted:

You're telling me I could beat the green lantern

Sorry 2 cm will not cut it.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

TTBF posted:

There was a dude in my college social circle who told everyone I had terrible taste in movies and his evidence was that I preferred First Blood to the other Rambo movies. He insisted the film was terrible garbage compared to the others and was like "if the first Die Hard movie was about John McLane filling his taxes instead of killing people."

Hated that dipshit.

Rambowned

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN

No Mods No Masters posted:

In hindsight the high point of comic books was the hostess ad strips. Certainly being age 12 and reading seanbaby mocking them was the most enjoyment a comic book ever gave me

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

I reread a few after posting that and they hold up surprisingly well, except his images are comically low rez by modern standards. There's even one about perennial thread favorite the jokester http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess/v2joker02.htm

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
NOTE: THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Spoon!

But, do not be afraid.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Isnt Joaquin Phoenix the Joker?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Isnt Joaquin Phoenix the Joker?

he’s A joker

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

In some sense, the civilization has made jokers of us all

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

You're telling me I could beat the green lantern

Sure, piss is yellow

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Tiberius Christ posted:

Sure, piss is yellow
A villain so dehydrated that their piss is super yellow and it kills Green Lantern on contact

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Morbius Early Reactions Almost Unanimously Hate the Spider-Man Spinoff

shocking :lmao:

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Wow! What a suprise!!

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Who the gently caress is morbius?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Randarkman posted:

Who the gently caress is morbius?

sony has like 8 movies coming out based in the spider-man without spider-man cinematic universe

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




ZeusCannon posted:

That movie was so dumb i guessed the twist literally something like 3 minutes in, and im a goddamn moron.

And then when i was right i was so loving disappointed.

My mate told me, almost 20 years ago, the twist but he said the girl ran out at the end into a road and got ran over by a car. i waited entire movie for it to happen :(

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Randarkman posted:

Who the gently caress is morbius?

it's where sonic the hedgehog lives

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
the ol jared leto "used condom in the mail" joker thing would have been way less disgusting if it wasn't jared leto's cum. ew

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
your fault for opening mail from jared leto

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
i thought it was to sign for the restraining order

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Venom 2 was so bad

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Zzulu posted:

Venom 2 was so bad

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Randarkman posted:

Who the gently caress is morbius?

He gives Neo the red pill

Driftingmouse
May 26, 2021

by Fritz the Horse
Here are the winners of this year's Razzies:

WORST PICTURE

Diana: The Musical (The Netflix Version)

WORST ACTOR

LeBron James / Space Jam: A New Legacy

WORST ACTRESS

Jeanna de Waal / Diana the Musical

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Judy Kaye (as BOTH Queen Elizabeth & Barbara Cartland)
Diana: The Musical

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Jared Leto / House of Gucci

WORST PERFORMANCE by BRUCE WILLIS
in a 2021 MOVIE (Special 8 Title Category)

Bruce Willis / Cosmic Sin

RAZZIE® REDEEMER AWARD

Will Smith – for King Richard

WORST SCREEN COUPLE

LeBron James & Any Warner Cartoon Character
(or WarnerMedia Product) He Dribbles On
Space Jam: A New Legacy

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL

Space Jam: A New Legacy

WORST DIRECTOR

Christopher Ashley / Diana: The Musical

WORST SCREENPLAY

Diana: The Musical / Script by Joe DiPietro,
Music and Lyrics by DiPietro and David Bryan

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I wonder if marketers add razzies to their "WINNER OF 853 AWARDS" blurbs

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Well they're not wrong. Space Jam 2 did suck poo poo.

Didn't see Diana: The Musical outside of some horrendous clips

https://twitter.com/joshweller/status/1444690978309279751

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1461565503835553795

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
You can’t trick me I know every one of those Diana clips can’t possibly be real

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
SHOCKING MORBIUS TWIST YOU WONT BELIEVE!

It ends with a barely lit CGI battle against somebody with the exact same powers he has.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Gutcruncher posted:

You can’t trick me I know every one of those Diana clips can’t possibly be real

This is like people refusing to believe Cats was real

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
I had Apple TV+ 6 months for free through PS5 and never used it once.

I subbed a free week for Severance and it’s soooooo loving good! What else is worth watching on ATV? I started reading episode synopsis of Servant and Jesus Christ the show is just completely big gently caress insane, huh? Is it worth a watch?

I’m not a Ted Lasso kind of guy. Only thing on my ATV+ list so far is the Denzel Shakespeare movie. What do you like on ATV+?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

The Tragedy of Macbeth is the best thing they've produced by miles. The pilot of Foundation is good but the series runs out of steam fairly fast. I watched a few eps of Mythic Quest but it was crap

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

PostNouveau posted:

Well they're not wrong. Space Jam 2 did suck poo poo.

Didn't see Diana: The Musical outside of some horrendous clips

https://twitter.com/joshweller/status/1444690978309279751

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1461565503835553795

aghhhhhhh

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