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HashtagGirlboss posted:Gross. I’m definitely glad pothole filling techniques have advanced since the Amish checked out of the new tech scene The Amish hate technology but they'll definitely use modern roads, it's a puzzler.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:The Amish hate technology but they'll definitely use modern roads, it's a puzzler. It's not like they have a choice, if they're trying to transit long distances. To my knowledge there aren't alternative horse routes
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Mr. Lobe posted:It's not like they have a choice, if they're trying to transit long distances. To my knowledge there aren't alternative horse routes They have this thing called cars, op
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HashtagGirlboss posted:They have this thing called cars, op The Amish? You sure?
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The rich white people around here insist on taking their horses on hiking trails, which is gross and annoying to always trudge through horse poo poo but they are so rich they rewrote the laws so that horses are allowed on almost every trail and also they have right of way so you're supposed to jump off the trail and yield to the horses. When the density of rich white people gets too high some of them devote their lives to horse law and then you know you're hosed.
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A horse is like a really expensive dog that you can go on walks with while sitting down.
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The Amish try to limit technology as much as possible, not eliminate it. A butter churner is literally technology.
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Pryor on Fire posted:The rich white people around here insist on taking their horses on hiking trails, which is gross and annoying to always trudge through horse poo poo but they are so rich they rewrote the laws so that horses are allowed on almost every trail and also they have right of way so you're supposed to jump off the trail and yield to the horses. When the density of rich white people gets too high some of them devote their lives to horse law and then you know you're hosed. hang a plastic bag off a tree around a blind corner on the trail and the dumbass horses will freak the hell out and throw their rider cause they are freakin idiot cowards
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horses are the dumbest loving animals
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:people are the dumbest loving animals
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who rides who, bucko
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Horse poo poo ain't nothing. It's cow poo poo and pig poo poo you want to avoid. Source: I grew up in rural PA.
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:who rides who, bucko :mikepencethunk:
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Pryor on Fire posted:The rich white people around here insist on taking their horses on hiking trails, which is gross and annoying to always trudge through horse poo poo but they are so rich they rewrote the laws so that horses are allowed on almost every trail and also they have right of way so you're supposed to jump off the trail and yield to the horses. When the density of rich white people gets too high some of them devote their lives to horse law and then you know you're hosed. The horses are more important than you are. You're supposed to clap when they pass. DONT look at them
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:The horses are more important than you are. You're supposed to clap when they pass. DONT look at them actually you should go further to show your appreciation for being allowed to witness rich people horses. I suggest handmade crafts. be sure to toss it on the ground just off the path of the horse so that they don't risk stepping on your pathetic tributes.
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Depends on the tack. If they're riding western tack, they might just be an ordinary person who owns a horse (my mom had horses and probably never made more than 25k/yr in her life). But if they're riding English tack they're almost certainly a rich gently caress.
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Perry Mason Jar posted:The Amish try to limit technology as much as possible, not eliminate it. A butter churner is literally technology. loving degenerates
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GET TO THE SHELTER MATHMAN
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# ? Mar 24, 2022 01:35 |
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Imagine not being able to play Elden ring
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Somebody should sic the woke scolds on the Amish, they’re colonizers appropriating a premodern cultural identity while being white as gently caress. It’s like a loving hat trick of no-no’s and no growth
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Somebody should sic the woke scolds on the Amish, they’re colonizers appropriating a premodern cultural identity while being white as gently caress. It’s like a loving hat trick of no-no’s and no growth Would the Amish know that they were being dragged on Twitter?
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Real hurthling! posted:hang a plastic bag off a tree around a blind corner on the trail and the dumbass horses will freak the hell out and throw their rider cause they are freakin idiot cowards reported for plotting murder
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Gripweed posted:Would the Amish know that they were being dragged on Twitter? Print out a tweet dump and post it to the church doors
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Someone's getting a visit. https://twitter.com/COweatherman/status/1506782560013103110 https://twitter.com/COweatherman/status/1506811823332409347
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What a weird thing to impersonate. Guess people really are weirdly obsessed with EF rating.
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Good soup! posted:https://twitter.com/RyanLarmeuWX/status/1506829947708526604?t=uFfpC-c5YPDjyefbLhKDPw&s=19 Awww deleted but this guy was talking about how he knew him and the guy had apparently been creepy about going to an Ariana Grande concert
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this image stimulates something in my brain and I don't know what it is. Please give source.
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zegermans posted:this image stimulates something in my brain and I don't know what it is. Please give source. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1PBo2_kKo
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zegermans posted:this image stimulates something in my brain and I don't know what it is. Please give source. https://youtu.be/-IzLbwCrYN8
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ow my nostalgia
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zegermans posted:ow my nostalgia Turns out that Mathman was a huge racist, sorry.
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poo poo this took me somewhere
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I feel like some mk ultra conditioning just activated in my brain
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ugh we GET IT you're all FORTY YEARS OLD
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Mola Yam posted:ugh we GET IT you're all FORTY YEARS OLD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk
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gonna go to sleep tonight and wake up stuck in a 90s time loop thanks to this
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It's crazy how you can just watch that whenever you want, no one today remembers the epic struggle to get that commercial on the internet.
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very cool https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1507711370158129156
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:very
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