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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Mar 26, 2022 22:54

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 21:27

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

LifeSunDeath posted:

lmao at calling black pepper spicy

# ? Mar 26, 2022 23:08

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

LifeSunDeath posted:

It has been [ 0 ] days since the English didn't live up to every embarrassing stereotype about them

# ? Mar 26, 2022 23:11

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

are the thai like nice to the brits or something? every thai restraunt ive been in in the us was like yo bro we know youre white and this menu is for you the 5 fire is at most a jalenpeno. then you ask for the real menu and the 1 fire will make you poo poo lava.

because the spiciest thai food fucks me up and makes me burp and sweat but i can eat popeyes spicy chicken sandwhich in my sleep.

# ? Mar 26, 2022 23:11

Abongination: Aug 18, 2010; Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.; Pillbug

snergle posted:

i can eat popeyes spicy chicken sandwhich in my sleep.

Seems like a choking hazard tbh

# ? Mar 26, 2022 23:20

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

snergle posted:

are the thai like nice to the brits or something? every thai restraunt ive been in in the us was like yo bro we know youre white and this menu is for you the 5 fire is at most a jalenpeno. then you ask for the real menu and the 1 fire will make you poo poo lava.

because the spiciest thai food fucks me up and makes me burp and sweat but i can eat popeyes spicy chicken sandwhich in my sleep.

I lived in South Philly, dead center of Little Cambodia right by the temple.

1 mile in any direction from my house there were 50 different Thai, Cambodian, or Vietnamese restaurants and after a few months the grandmas all loved me because I'd sit in my booth dying of pain because I always ordered from the real menu instead of the farang menu and they'd always be so mockingly sweet like "you ok???" *huge smile*

And of course I was a short walk from John's Roast Pork and Tony Luke's, and a 5 minute cab from Chinatown. Every day you could just wake up, start day drinking, eat the best food in the world, and go make pro athletes cry at a Phillies game. Philly is belligerent fat guy Valhalla.

God, I loving miss living there.

# ? Mar 26, 2022 23:42

Amphigory: Feb 6, 2005

The tweets are jokes, loving hell people

# ? Mar 26, 2022 23:44

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Poe's Law and irony poisoning are things, and our demographic isn't exactly what you'd call "quick on the uptake." We've all had our moments.

# ? Mar 26, 2022 23:51

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

I work I could broadcast this like an admin because half my bookmarks are poisoned with some sort of gullibility field. What is happening? Is today National Take Memes at Face Value Day? People are getting really upset!

# ? Mar 27, 2022 00:03

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

# ? Mar 27, 2022 00:05

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

mind the walrus posted:

Poe's Law and irony poisoning are things, and our demographic isn't exactly what you'd call "quick on the uptake." We've all had our moments.

I've seen white Australians blanch at the spiciness of butter chicken, so someone viewing ketchup as spicy honestly doesn't seem that far-fetched.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 00:09

Brandfarlig: Nov 5, 2009; These colours don't run.

Inceltown posted:

Soy un perdedor
I'm Hozier baby

So why don't you kill me

# ? Mar 27, 2022 00:15

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

The Anime Liker posted:

I lived in South Philly, dead center of Little Cambodia right by the temple.

1 mile in any direction from my house there were 50 different Thai, Cambodian, or Vietnamese restaurants and after a few months the grandmas all loved me because I'd sit in my booth dying of pain because I always ordered from the real menu instead of the farang menu and they'd always be so mockingly sweet like "you ok???" *huge smile*

And of course I was a short walk from John's Roast Pork and Tony Luke's, and a 5 minute cab from Chinatown. Every day you could just wake up, start day drinking, eat the best food in the world, and go make pro athletes cry at a Phillies game. Philly is belligerent fat guy Valhalla.

God, I loving miss living there.

Which temple, the Buddhist temple at like 11th and Washington?

# ? Mar 27, 2022 01:02

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Baron von Eevl posted:

Which temple, the Buddhist temple at like 11th and Washington?

The 6th and Ritner Buddhist temple

# ? Mar 27, 2022 01:10

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Kheldarn posted:

She can't be serious right? I refuse to believe she actually stashed a man in her trunk just so he could do this during her show.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 01:21

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

The Anime Liker posted:

I lived in South Philly, dead center of Little Cambodia right by the temple.

1 mile in any direction from my house there were 50 different Thai, Cambodian, or Vietnamese restaurants and after a few months the grandmas all loved me because I'd sit in my booth dying of pain because I always ordered from the real menu instead of the farang menu and they'd always be so mockingly sweet like "you ok???" *huge smile*

And of course I was a short walk from John's Roast Pork and Tony Luke's, and a 5 minute cab from Chinatown. Every day you could just wake up, start day drinking, eat the best food in the world, and go make pro athletes cry at a Phillies game. Philly is belligerent fat guy Valhalla.

God, I loving miss living there.

You expect me to believe the Norse afterlife of Valhalla is in downtown Philadelphia? No, that mall is closed, sir.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 01:29

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

Soul Dentist posted:

You expect me to believe the Norse afterlife of Valhalla is in downtown Philadelphia? No, that mall is closed, sir.

I'd hardly call The Gallery valhalla, but Bella Vista isn't that far off.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 01:36

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Soul Dentist posted:

You expect me to believe the Norse afterlife of Valhalla is in downtown Philadelphia? No, that mall is closed, sir.

Citizens Bank Park isn't downtown. It's in the far south by the airport.

Go Phils.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 01:43

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

A bank? for citizens? In A Park?! My heavens

# ? Mar 27, 2022 01:48

RoastBeef: Jul 11, 2008

The Anime Liker posted:

I lived in South Philly, dead center of Little Cambodia right by the temple.

1 mile in any direction from my house there were 50 different Thai, Cambodian, or Vietnamese restaurants and after a few months the grandmas all loved me because I'd sit in my booth dying of pain because I always ordered from the real menu instead of the farang menu and they'd always be so mockingly sweet like "you ok???" *huge smile*

And of course I was a short walk from John's Roast Pork and Tony Luke's, and a 5 minute cab from Chinatown. Every day you could just wake up, start day drinking, eat the best food in the world, and go make pro athletes cry at a Phillies game. Philly is belligerent fat guy Valhalla.

God, I loving miss living there.

I am duty bound to see say, "Go Birds."

# ? Mar 27, 2022 01:51

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Goons fail to identify an obvious joke yet again.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 02:31

AFewBricksShy: Jun 19, 2003; of a full load.

RoastBeef posted:

I am duty bound to see say, "Go Birds."

https://twitter.com/RussoMichael15/status/955477857110773761?s=20&t=UTAQN3lBXDEByU65Zm_XUg

# ? Mar 27, 2022 02:35

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Paladinus posted:

Goons fail to identify an obvious joke yet again.

Sir, your monitor is unplugged.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 02:43

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

RoastBeef posted:

I am duty bound to see say, "Go Birds."

gently caress the Cowboys

# ? Mar 27, 2022 02:43

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

AFewBricksShy posted:

https://twitter.com/RussoMichael15/status/955477857110773761?s=20&t=UTAQN3lBXDEByU65Zm_XUg

I'm a Saints fan (sorry Philly, I lived in NOLA first) but I can't argue with his logic.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 02:44

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The Anime Liker posted:

I'm a Saints fan (sorry Philly, I lived in NOLA first) but I can't argue with his logic.

I'm not a huge sports fan but a crowd chanting "Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?" will always get me riled up.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 03:07

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

The Anime Liker posted:

I'm a Saints fan (sorry Philly, I lived in NOLA first) but I can't argue with his logic.

Aren't the Saints from Utah or has Kate Bush lied to me? What the gently caress is it with the Bush family and world breaking lies?

# ? Mar 27, 2022 04:25

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Utah Saints are a thing but they're not a sports team.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 04:32

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

ultrafilter posted:

Utah Saints are a thing but they're not a sports team.

I knew that something good was going to happen

# ? Mar 27, 2022 04:38

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

credburn posted:

Can someone break down what this is about? I don't use Twitter and I'm having trouble following the sequence of events or who is involved...?

The bass player for the chipmunks stole a girl* from a guy named Hozier?

*I mean, that's kind of a regressive way to put it, but I think that's how it's meant to be read?

After proposing he's going to take her to church.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 05:02

dog nougat: Apr 8, 2009

Cartoon Man posted:

Popeyes owns

# ? Mar 27, 2022 05:18

John Lee: Mar 2, 2013; A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

A: Popeyes actually, like marinates their chicken in spices so it's good and poo poo
B: Popeyes employees are masters of giving you not the order you asked for, but the order you NEED. You will rarely get what you want at Popeyes, but trust in the gentle wisdom of the Popeteers.

C:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwXXzyiCvOY

# ? Mar 27, 2022 05:30

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

my mom very seriously believes the spicy chicken at popeyes is too spicy so yeah, i can see that first guy being genuine. the black pepper guy is a pisstake for sure though.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 05:40

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Baron von Eevl posted:

Which temple, the Buddhist temple at like 11th and Washington?

Believe it or not, that was a Burger King, then a dim sum joint. This is its final form.

George's Roast Pork is top-tier. Why is the best food always near the railroad tracks?

RoastBeef posted:

I am duty bound to see say, "Go Birds."

# ? Mar 27, 2022 05:44

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

Don't mind if I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X9tBHX_Fl4

# ? Mar 27, 2022 07:05

Bug Squash: Mar 18, 2009

snergle posted:

are the thai like nice to the brits or something? every thai restraunt ive been in in the us was like yo bro we know youre white and this menu is for you the 5 fire is at most a jalenpeno. then you ask for the real menu and the 1 fire will make you poo poo lava.

because the spiciest thai food fucks me up and makes me burp and sweat but i can eat popeyes spicy chicken sandwhich in my sleep.

As much as there is to mock about the country, an English lad will to their credit gravitate to the spiciest thing on the menu and try to eat it without complaint, regardless of the wisdom or sanity of that decision. This isn't middle America WASP country. Curry is the nation dish. We had a guy go temporarily blind near me during a curry contest due to sensory overload.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 07:22

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?